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  1. Re:Translation ... Garage inventer will be screwed on Legislation To Overhaul US Patent System · · Score: 1

    Where in the article does it say that prior art doesn't count?

  2. Re:MySQL vs Firebird on MySQL Stored Procedure Programming · · Score: 1

    Nope. That would be the Abrams.

  3. Re:The excuse... on Prior Art On Verizon Patents · · Score: 1

    The patent system is supposed to promote The Public Good (tm) by encouraging innovation. It is not supposed to be a favour for "commercial interests".
    GP never said it should. The excerpt you quoted contained the word "balance" which to me implies being neither for nor against.

    Maybe you should try to understand (or at least read) what you're replying to before posting your "OMG noes!!! k0rporationz are teh B4D!" rants (which will doubtless get modded up). Seems your tinfoil hat is either blocking your eyes or restricting the blood flow to your brain.

    And explain me this - how are commercial interests in and of themselves against the public good? If a business invents or develops something good and sells it the customers are happy, the employees have jobs and the owners make a profit. Who loses in that scenario?
  4. Re:Good on them. on Ontario Proposes School Cyber-Bullying Law · · Score: 1

    Except any future employers, classmates or workmates who type their name into google ... And are you seriously telling me there isn't anyone who hasn't heard of the lightsaber kid?

  5. Re:a very unique question on Customers Treated as Culprits in Support Calls? · · Score: 1
    If you read my post I mentioned programming - but I admit I missed off the building, i.e the hardware side. Nonetheless, most problems in everyday business situations originate between the keyboard and the seat.

    I've never had a problem with bad RAM like someone mentioned, except for the machine crashing (which is OK - infallible != unbreakable). Certainly I've never had it cause a 3 to change into an 8 in someone's account number.

  6. Re:Cyberbullying? GImme a break on Ontario Proposes School Cyber-Bullying Law · · Score: 0, Troll

    Really? Last time I checked, the schools discredit all such education. If you do not believe me, try to get anywhere in life without official certificates.
    Let me guess - you flunked out of highschool and you've got a chip on your shoulder about it? Since you seem to not know the difference between bullying and learning, I can hazard a guess as to the reason for your lack of scholastic attainment.
  7. Re:Good on them. on Ontario Proposes School Cyber-Bullying Law · · Score: 1

    Kids have been taking verbal beatings from their peers for centuries. Putting it online can't be much worse.
    Well apart from the fact that the whole world can see it and it's up there forever, it's no different at all.
  8. a very unique question on Customers Treated as Culprits in Support Calls? · · Score: 1

    Since when did computers become so infallible
    Are there degrees of infallibilty? Anyway, Computers are infallible. The problem is that the carbon units who program and operate them aren't anyway near.
  9. Re:Advertising Monopoly? on MS Urges Antitrust Scuttling of DoubleClick Deal · · Score: 1

    A customer's lack of choice in consuming advertisements means less sales for the advertiser.
    I have no idea what your point is, but never forget that in advertising the advertiser is the customer. The guy who buys the product is just part of the process.
  10. Re:Wait... wasn't Microsoft.. on MS Urges Antitrust Scuttling of DoubleClick Deal · · Score: 1

    monopolies are bad for consumers in almost every case.
    Which is why whenever my wallet's stolen I don't just call the cops - I call Acmecops! Their quick response and friendly trained officers are preferred by as many as 7 out of 10 crime victims.

    [small print or say really quick] Figures totally fictitious. Void where prohibited. Your mileage may vary. [/]
  11. Re:I have an idea that I can make money on on Jumping to Conclusions on BIOS, Phoenix, and Windows · · Score: 1

    That explains it - I've only ever seen odd fragments of it. Must have been in one of the even segments.

  12. Re:MS knows what it is talking about on MS Urges Antitrust Scuttling of DoubleClick Deal · · Score: 1

    Do you own a business?
    Yes.

    If so, a monopoly controller of online advertising could fsck you
    Well it could if I bought ads...
  13. Re:Freedom matters. on Critical Security Hole in Linux Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    Why would there be less or easier fixable bugs in code if someone wrote it with the intention of making it open source?
    I know craftsmanship and taking pride in your work are old fashioned concepts, but some of us try to do things properly. If you do a half-assed hack in closed source you'll get away with it. In open source, you'd be spotted.
  14. Re:Optical illusion? on A Symmetrical Cosmic Red Square · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not an astrophysicist either, but I suspect they kind of check for stuff like that.

  15. Re:Geometry on A Symmetrical Cosmic Red Square · · Score: 1
    It's not confusing so much as tautologous.

    A square (regular quadrilateral) is a special case of a rectangle as it has four right angles and parallel sides.
    Any rectangle fulfils that criterion, not just a square. A square is a special case of a rectangle in that it has four equal sides.
  16. Re:I have an idea that I can make money on on Jumping to Conclusions on BIOS, Phoenix, and Windows · · Score: 1

    Sort of like a variation on Twister?

  17. BBHHH. PBUH. MHHNBS. on Scientists Map DNA of Rhesus Monkeys · · Score: 1

    Heretic! The form of DNA is a pious homage to the bespirallated horn of Her

  18. Re:Yeah RIGHT on Scientists Map DNA of Rhesus Monkeys · · Score: 1

    One day I'm going to draw a diagram and work out if this song makes sense:

    Oh, many, many years ago
    When I was twenty-three
    I was married to a widow
    Who was pretty as can be
    This widow had a grown-up daughter
    Who had hair of red
    My father fell in love with her
    And soon the two were wed

    This made my dad my son-in-law
    And changed my very life
    For my daughter was my mother
    'Cause she was my father's wife
    To complicate the matter
    Though it really brought me joy
    I soon became the father
    Of a bouncing baby boy

    This little baby then became
    A brother-in-law to Dad
    And so became my uncle
    Though it made me very sad
    For if he was my uncle
    Then that also made him brother
    Of the widow's grown-up daughter
    WHo of course is my step-mother

    Chorus
    I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own grandpa
    It sounds funny I know
    But it really is so
    Oh, I'm my own grandpa

    My father's wife then had a son
    Who kept them on the run
    And he became my grandchild
    For he was my daughter's son
    My wife is now my mother's mother
    And it makes me blue
    Because although she is my wife
    She's my grandmother too

    Now if my wife is my grandmother
    Then I'm her grandchild
    And every time I think of it
    It nearly drives me wild
    For now I have become
    The strangest case you ever saw
    As husband of my grandma
    I am my own grandpa

  19. Ob on Building Brainlike Computers · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried about them kicking our carbon-based asses: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

  20. problem on Building a Video Wall out of Old Laptops? · · Score: 1

    Isn't it the case that with laptops, the screen is usually the first thing to break?

  21. You nits on Mars Global Surveyor Died from Single Bad Command · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The mistake caused a problem with the positioning of the solar power panels
    What was it this time, degrees vs radians?
  22. Re:The question is... on Building Brainlike Computers · · Score: 1

    We can - I've done it. Twice, in fact.

  23. Re:Of Course They Should on Should Schools Block Sites Like Wikipedia? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is no different than the Nazi's burning books.
    One, it's completely different - kids can access the sites from home. Two: GODWIN!
  24. Re:Cancel/Allow on National Projects Aim to Reboot the Internet · · Score: 1

    Until you go for a pee, come back & see:

    Restarting Internet -------

    Oh noes!Eleventyone!

  25. Re:Come on, be realistic on National Projects Aim to Reboot the Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shhhhh!