1. methinks: ok, if you're a brit, then you probably don't know any better, but if you are a native-born american, and you have ever said 'methinks' in your life, then someone should come into your cubicle, push aside your yoda and garfield plushies, pick up one of your light sabers, and beat you to death with it.
2. automagically: if you've ever written any code (i suppose you'd call it a *proggy*), and you have at least the electronics understanding that is taught in the "EE for dummies" classes that CS students are forced to take, and you use the term 'automagically', then i suggest you push aside your pile of plushie yodas and garfield dolls, pick up one of your light sabers, and beat yourself to death with it.
3. beowulf cluster: read this now, and believe it later: it is not impressive to say 'just imagine a beowulf cluster of those'
4. goatse: no comment.
5. the slashdot effect: here's the scenario: this is slashdot, one of the most popular sites on the internet. someone posts a link to a *small* website. you notice that the server for that *small* web site has slowed down, and you post something along the lines of "just three posts and the server's toast already". of course, you would have left the apostrophe out of *server's*, but you get the idea. my response: "mr potato head. MR POTATO HEAD. REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WOULD TELL YOU WHEN YOU ARE ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT?"
6. it's: it's ONLY MEANS ONE FUCKING THING: IT IS. IT DOES NOT MEAN ANY OTHER THING.
7. jerks who promise a list of 10 items and only have 6. or 7. whatever.
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1. methinks: ok, if you're a brit, then you probably don't know any better, but if you are a native-born american, and you have ever said 'methinks' in your life, then someone should come into your cubicle, push aside your yoda and garfield plushies, pick up one of your light sabers, and beat you to death with it.
2. automagically: if you've ever written any code (i suppose you'd call it a *proggy*), and you have at least the electronics understanding that is taught in the "EE for dummies" classes that CS students are forced to take, and you use the term 'automagically', then i suggest you push aside your pile of plushie yodas and garfield dolls, pick up one of your light sabers, and beat yourself to death with it.
3. beowulf cluster: read this now, and believe it later: it is not impressive to say 'just imagine a beowulf cluster of those'
4. goatse: no comment.
5. the slashdot effect: here's the scenario: this is slashdot, one of the most popular sites on the internet. someone posts a link to a *small* website. you notice that the server for that *small* web site has slowed down, and you post something along the lines of "just three posts and the server's toast already". of course, you would have left the apostrophe out of *server's*, but you get the idea. my response: "mr potato head. MR POTATO HEAD. REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WOULD TELL YOU WHEN YOU ARE ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT?"
6. it's: it's ONLY MEANS ONE FUCKING THING: IT IS. IT DOES NOT MEAN ANY OTHER THING.
7. jerks who promise a list of 10 items and only have 6. or 7. whatever.
--
"moe, larry, cheese" - joseph goebbels, responding to adolph hitler's question as to what was the best line ever spoken in a motion picture.