>You are likely to be eaten by a Slashdot Beta
>The Slashdot Beta is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the Internet. Its favorite diet is commenters, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No succesful Beta has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
Slashdot Mirror
>You are likely to be eaten by a Slashdot Beta >The Slashdot Beta is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the Internet. Its favorite diet is commenters, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No succesful Beta has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.