Myanus... Hmmnnn.. I may consider this...
The older I get, presumably the less desirable it becomes.
As a lifelong heterosexual, in my present state of penury I am currently looking at all optional possibilities of gainful employment.
In my old age however, I suspect that it is assuming more and more of a less-desirable goatse-like quality.
So it's probably best I look at other options, although maybe I could do shocker photo-ops by pointing the camera betweem my legs, or with a mirror.
??? Oh! Wait, were you referring to the PLANET Uranus? Oops. Sorry!
Aw, WTF.... my sex life is gone, I have no mod points and I have bad karma- even the disreputable Slasdot says so!
...
So? He's not English, for fuck's sake you AC doltoid.
Does you no their are lotsa peepul in this world that speak severul langiages?
I suspect you only da Enlish. And probbaly not verry well.
You kno, its not just amuricans dat post in slushdot. give him a brake, you AC.
Hmmnnn...
Take a look at this picture.
Examine it closely.
In 10 minutes there will be a knock on your door. Don't be alarmed; it's just the police. Please go with them quietly and do not struggle or cry aloud.
Don't worry- this is for your own good, prevert.
Geez! You don't get it. It has NOTHING to do with Obama... OK, maybe a racist smidgen or two, but more of just a general malaise, particularly (as near as I can detect) amongst Americans, and to a lesser extent, among Canadians.
I know it sounds weird, but I seem to have "grown up" at this late stage in my life.
And most of slashdot commentary simply does not impress me, or even interest me anymore.
Time to move on. But where?
Is there a/. doppelganger somewhere that excludes young American twits?;-)
Huh! I used to do acid to Blind Faith (Winwood, Clapton et al) about 40 years ago.
Great album. A few years ago I decided to buy the CD to let my kids appreciate it,(ain't updates great?) and was shocked... no, mildly titillated (this is a pun) to see the cover had... changed! The REAL original, I now discovered, had a naked adolescent girl on it. OMG! But... strangely, my kids seemed non-plussed.
No need for "counseling", thank goodness...
Wanna see the original cover? Look at Blind Faith
Holy shit! It ain't there anymore! The 12 yr-old girl is GONE!
Migod, it gets scarier! Thanx, Wikipedia!
But, I still have the album cover here. Bought from Columbia Records, no less. Will the porn-cops pounce on me now?
Ummn, I cannot even find the "porno" cover on the internet now! I'd scan my copy, and upload it, but... rest of my life in jail?
Fuckin' freaky American preverts!
I started to read a thread about Charles Simonyi and the space station, and all I got (1st 10 messages) was a bunch of racist crap about niggers, fags, eating assholes, etc,etc...
I realize/. has no moderation except the "Karma" crap (of course mine is waaaay down- LOL!) but-
hellooo! Isn't it time we cleaned up some of these ACs?
I am about to bail out of this loser (oh, sorry! real/.er's spell it "looser's" with the requisite apostrophe's) website...!
I know, I know.. good riddance, aqk. Well, sorry for being literate.
What's a "mph" ?
And how fast - or heavy - is 126.1 of them? And how do they measure this so precisely, compared to the presumably rounded 600Kg?
Ah, mysteries, mysteries!
The spelling is now largely irrelevant since nobody really remembers the old system that well.
Oh yeah? AMERICANS still do! Somebody has to keep the faith, baby, for the next 1000 years ('scuse- that should be 907 years)
Or at least until the American rapture occurs, and everyone ( I.E. Americans) reverts back to real American measurements.
I say, for one thing, that THOUSAND'S, perhaps million's of byte's of storage could be saved if we all stopped using these idiotic and gramatically incorrect apostrophe's when describing URLs (instead of url's)
Proof that you're wrong: Your mom and I had a great time last night.
Last night? You shoulda seen her when she was young!
And besides, YOUR mom and I had a great time several years ago-
hmmm.. about 9 months before you...
uhhh wait a sec... um, never mind, son!
OK, I realize you meant K is MORE, but- I recall the same shit- it was fun. And intrigued us kids.
And no one ever died or got blinded.
As you said...
It is terribly sad that all this shit has now moved offshore to India and China while North Americans are slowly becoming hewers of wood and drawers of water-
Hey- "THEY" will now make the MP3 & DVD "trinkets" and mystified savages such as us will be enthralled, and, whilst drooling, buy the future junk.
While of course we wear those mandated de rigeur "safety helmets" -
Oh, sorry -the helmets are also made (and probably engineered and designed) "there". (sigh...)
Yeah, that's why so many bank presidents said:
WOW! WARP? We gotta equip all our bank personal computers with this 'Warp' thing! Seems so much more sensible than than this crazy thing called 'Windows'! Golly! Us bank CEOS are real STAR TREK fans!
Do you even begin to understand why no one in the business community ever invested in "WARP"? LOL!
Poor IBM. Always one step behind in the "cool" game. .
Just did a scan of this article, and could NOT find
QNX anywhere!
Hey- and with regard to MVS and CMS and its glorious SVC 202 (guess what this stands for, you hex-illiterate newbies) , then whaddabout VSE?
As well as the ORIGINAL "DOS" and "DOS/VSE"
(running under VM/SP of course)
And perhaps even MTS (Michigan Timesharing System)
And then of course: OS - the original OS!
Now shaddup and re-IPL! We got a hard wait again!
.
Slashdot Mirror
it's doing quite fine on it's own
Except for those folk that cannot seem to use apostrophes properly...
(obligatory grammarnazi comment)
Cockroaches! pshaww..! /. intern...
Clearly most slashdolts have forgotten the Google Arithmetic machine.
But then, I am but a lowly illiterate
Meanwhile, in Washington, IBM was approved to receive $3B in taxpayer money from the Keep America Working fund.
Meanwhile, in Endicott, umm... Binghamton, NY, business was as usual...
Personally I'm looking forward to creating a token ring network running NIS+.
And run it on that nifty PS2 bus! With OS/2 clients!
....
No...
But you damn well better spell it with two "Eich"s!
Myanus... Hmmnnn.. I may consider this...
...
The older I get, presumably the less desirable it becomes.
As a lifelong heterosexual, in my present state of penury I am currently looking at all optional possibilities of gainful employment.
In my old age however, I suspect that it is assuming more and more of a less-desirable goatse-like quality.
So it's probably best I look at other options, although maybe I could do shocker photo-ops by pointing the camera betweem my legs, or with a mirror.
??? Oh! Wait, were you referring to the PLANET Uranus? Oops. Sorry!
Aw, WTF.... my sex life is gone, I have no mod points and I have bad karma- even the disreputable Slasdot says so!
Schroedinger called. He wants his cat back.
It should never have been locked in that hard drive. That's what is causing the screech, not a head crash.
Seriously, wtf is this? OK, I didn't rtfa, but is this something that happens to be 2 days late?
So? He's not English, for fuck's sake you AC doltoid.
Does you no their are lotsa peepul in this world that speak severul langiages?
I suspect you only da Enlish. And probbaly not verry well. You kno, its not just amuricans dat post in slushdot. give him a brake, you AC.
.
OMG! I stand corrected.
The disgusting offensive (to Americans) picture is indeed on !
Now somebody call the cops to go round up Jimmy Wales and all those Wikipedia pornographers! About time!
Hmmnnn...
Take a look at this picture.
Examine it closely.
In 10 minutes there will be a knock on your door. Don't be alarmed; it's just the police. Please go with them quietly and do not struggle or cry aloud.
Don't worry- this is for your own good, prevert.
.
Geez! You don't get it. It has NOTHING to do with Obama... OK, maybe a racist smidgen or two, but more of just a general malaise, particularly (as near as I can detect) amongst Americans, and to a lesser extent, among Canadians. /. doppelganger somewhere that excludes young American twits? ;-)
I know it sounds weird, but I seem to have "grown up" at this late stage in my life.
And most of slashdot commentary simply does not impress me, or even interest me anymore.
Time to move on. But where?
Is there a
.
Huh! I used to do acid to Blind Faith (Winwood, Clapton et al) about 40 years ago. ... changed! The REAL original, I now discovered, had a naked adolescent girl on it. OMG! But... strangely, my kids seemed non-plussed.
No need for "counseling", thank goodness...
... rest of my life in jail?
Great album. A few years ago I decided to buy the CD to let my kids appreciate it,(ain't updates great?) and was shocked... no, mildly titillated (this is a pun) to see the cover had
Wanna see the original cover? Look at Blind Faith
Holy shit! It ain't there anymore! The 12 yr-old girl is GONE!
Migod, it gets scarier! Thanx, Wikipedia!
But, I still have the album cover here. Bought from Columbia Records, no less. Will the porn-cops pounce on me now?
Ummn, I cannot even find the "porno" cover on the internet now! I'd scan my copy, and upload it, but
Fuckin' freaky American preverts!
I started to read a thread about Charles Simonyi and the space station, and all I got (1st 10 messages) was a bunch of racist crap about niggers, fags, eating assholes, etc,etc... /. has no moderation except the "Karma" crap (of course mine is waaaay down- LOL!) but-
/.er's spell it "looser's" with the requisite apostrophe's) website...!
I realize
hellooo! Isn't it time we cleaned up some of these ACs?
I am about to bail out of this loser (oh, sorry! real
I know, I know.. good riddance, aqk. Well, sorry for being literate.
What's a "mph" ?
And how fast - or heavy - is 126.1 of them? And how do they measure this so precisely, compared to the presumably rounded 600Kg?
Ah, mysteries, mysteries!
Is this the Richard Jenkins that played the mortician in "Six Feet Under"?
I thought his wind-powered car got hit by a bus.
???
The spelling is now largely irrelevant since nobody really remembers the old system that well.
Oh yeah? AMERICANS still do! Somebody has to keep the faith, baby, for the next 1000 years ('scuse- that should be 907 years)
Or at least until the American rapture occurs, and everyone ( I.E. Americans) reverts back to real American measurements.
I say, for one thing, that THOUSAND'S, perhaps million's of byte's of storage could be saved if we all stopped using these idiotic and gramatically incorrect apostrophe's when describing URLs (instead of url's)
OK, then- I'd like some mod points, you frickin' assholles!
.
Proof that you're wrong: Your mom and I had a great time last night.
Last night? You shoulda seen her when she was young! And besides, YOUR mom and I had a great time several years ago-
hmmm.. about 9 months before you...
uhhh wait a sec... um, never mind, son!
OK, I realize you meant K is MORE, but-
I recall the same shit- it was fun. And intrigued us kids.
And no one ever died or got blinded.
As you said...
It is terribly sad that all this shit has now moved offshore to India and China while North Americans are slowly becoming hewers of wood and drawers of water-
Hey- "THEY" will now make the MP3 & DVD "trinkets" and mystified savages such as us will be enthralled, and, whilst drooling, buy the future junk.
While of course we wear those mandated de rigeur "safety helmets" -
Oh, sorry -the helmets are also made (and probably engineered and designed) "there". (sigh...)
badaboom
"The only thing I know is that I know nothing at all."
./er at all!
Get OUT OF HERE, you poseur!
You are clearly not a
Yes, yes... Oh, Please do not respond here, Socrates? Eliza?... Sorry- the jig is up!
.
??
.
No. Computers are NOT that illogical.
Obviously it was a human.
Hopefully with a (twisted) sense of humor.
Yeah, that's why so many bank presidents said:
WOW! WARP? We gotta equip all our bank personal computers with this 'Warp' thing! Seems so much more sensible than than this crazy thing called 'Windows'! Golly! Us bank CEOS are real STAR TREK fans!
Do you even begin to understand why no one in the business community ever invested in "WARP"?
LOL!
Poor IBM. Always one step behind in the "cool" game.
.
Fuckin' lil' nerds...
Just did a scan of this article, and could NOT find QNX anywhere!
Hey- and with regard to MVS and CMS and its glorious SVC 202 (guess what this stands for, you hex-illiterate newbies) , then whaddabout VSE? As well as the ORIGINAL "DOS" and "DOS/VSE"
(running under VM/SP of course)
And perhaps even MTS (Michigan Timesharing System)
And then of course: OS - the original OS!
Now shaddup and re-IPL! We got a hard wait again!
.