Young man, my Cecil is very plausible, I am bringing him up to be a good person. You leave him alone, or you'll have a peice of me to deal with. Don't you go upsetting him, because he's got to have his tea now. He can come back and play internet later, but you're not to upset him before his bed time, because he has to have his cocoa or he doesn't sleep, but if he's upset, well I know from experience he'll have an accident in the night.
Mrs PJ de Baric
...but it is time for Cecil to have his tea. I am always having to do this. He won't answer me. He sits in his room all day long in front of that computer. I don't know what's got into that boy. I have to go on the internet and use google or Yahoo to find him, and then reply to his posts, just to get his attention. I am so sorry about all of this.
Today, I have had to create an ID, because if I go onto Slashdot without, I am an anonymous coward and they mod you down for that. And Cecil does need his tea and I think he might not see my post.
Now, you will look after him while he's here won't you? He's not sliming anyone or causing trouble is he? He's a good boy really, and he doesn't mean any of it, but I do worry about him sometimes. Especially when he is on CKX or SCOX with those shills, yahoos and astroturfers. They frighten me, I don't know what could become of him.
Now, Cecil, come on Mommy has to give you your tea, and then Mommy is going to put on her red dress and go out. You can play internet all evening after you have had your tea.
Sorry about all of this. Please don't let him get into trouble or do any trolling. I would die of shame if he started trolling, he is so young for his age.
Mrs P J de Baric
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Young man, my Cecil is very plausible, I am bringing him up to be a good person. You leave him alone, or you'll have a peice of me to deal with. Don't you go upsetting him, because he's got to have his tea now. He can come back and play internet later, but you're not to upset him before his bed time, because he has to have his cocoa or he doesn't sleep, but if he's upset, well I know from experience he'll have an accident in the night.
Mrs PJ de Baric
...but it is time for Cecil to have his tea. I am always having to do this. He won't answer me. He sits in his room all day long in front of that computer. I don't know what's got into that boy. I have to go on the internet and use google or Yahoo to find him, and then reply to his posts, just to get his attention. I am so sorry about all of this. Today, I have had to create an ID, because if I go onto Slashdot without, I am an anonymous coward and they mod you down for that. And Cecil does need his tea and I think he might not see my post. Now, you will look after him while he's here won't you? He's not sliming anyone or causing trouble is he? He's a good boy really, and he doesn't mean any of it, but I do worry about him sometimes. Especially when he is on CKX or SCOX with those shills, yahoos and astroturfers. They frighten me, I don't know what could become of him. Now, Cecil, come on Mommy has to give you your tea, and then Mommy is going to put on her red dress and go out. You can play internet all evening after you have had your tea. Sorry about all of this. Please don't let him get into trouble or do any trolling. I would die of shame if he started trolling, he is so young for his age.
Mrs P J de Baric