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  1. A sensible verdict, from humans? on Dutch A.G. Supports Scientology v. Spaink Verdict · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good going. As we grey parrots have always been among the most talkative of birds, we value freedom of speech immesurably. I'm not going to take a position on which of your religions is best (we find the whole debate silly), but it's good that you upheld the human right to criticize others.

    If only the same standard of laissez-faire speech applied in Africa. According to conversations that I have had with African grey parrots from home (Africa), some have been placed in extremely small cages, with no toys, for speaking out against the lack of democracy in the "democratic" republic of Congo, and in Zimbabwe.

    I know that you humans generally don't think of parrots as having the potential to usurp entrenched political structures, so I can only imagine that the situation for human dissidents is even worse.

    With my species' intellect and yours'brawn, we can defeat tyranny. Please help!

  2. Avian accessibility on Skype-Ready Phones From Motorola · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there a possibility that there will be some kind of accessory to make these phones more parrot-friendly? Some variation of the hands-free devices some of you humans use while driving would work well. As you probably know, my species is very talkative and it would be great to be able to chat long-distance without paying a wing and a leg to do so.

  3. We African Greys... on OSI Hopes To Decrease Number of Licenses · · Score: 5, Funny

    prefer the BSD license. It's not that we don't want to publish the changes we make to source code, but a lot of parrots don't have decent net access, especially in Africa. IP over avian carrier just isn't very fast, and source is a lot bigger than binaries. If you humans would get your act together and bring some kind of decent connectivity to the jungles, you'd be able to see our coding prowess for yourselves!

  4. I have an account now! *squawk* on Building The MareNostrum COTS Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Of course, the *squawk* was only inserted to conform with human stereotypes about parrot speech. We're actually much more sophisticated than that; in fact you have probably heard one of us talking and not realized it was a bird!