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  1. SSID? on Baby Monitors Killing Urban Wi-Fi · · Score: 1, Troll

    "WEASELPENIS"

  2. Re:Good feminists abort male fetuses on Baby Monitors Killing Urban Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    "You said the word "Man". Please report to the centre for re-education.

  3. WHAT!!!!???? WiFi KILLING BABIES!!!!???? on Baby Monitors Killing Urban Wi-Fi · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is how rumors get started, Beavis!

  4. Re:On the Contrary on Google To Air Chrome Ads On TV · · Score: 1

    Varying values of "results" - thanks for clarifying the ambiguity in my posting!

    Yes, Google is full of spooks. There's no such thing as a 'former' spook - not at those levels. You know that much when you quit, and you have an accident crossing the street.

    Then, there are always the broad government powers, as revealed by the Russel Tice testimony per AT&T. American constitutional protections are not a basket into which I'd put all my eggs. Not even if I, and my information, all dwelled in the USA. Let us not mention what HMG is now doing, and what Google must do now, or in the near future, if they wish to continue delivering services to prisoners of her majesty...

  5. Re:On the Contrary on Google To Air Chrome Ads On TV · · Score: 1

    They probably don't.

    But I find them indispensable. :-)

    As for the rest - many of these break Google's insidious revenue model, which is the moral equivalent of sifting through your phone bills, credit card statements, GPS data and personal correspondence - then selling the results repeatedly to all bidders.

    This stuff never goes away - the law of unintended consequences applies with dystopian implication, who's event horizon approaches as a logarithmic function with the passage of time.

  6. Re:Zoe as Uhura on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I will now go see the film.

    Is there a bittorrent remix,out "there" - just Zoe's screentime, edited into a single "reel"?

  7. Re:On the Contrary on Google To Air Chrome Ads On TV · · Score: 1

    Why'd they use the corporate "edgy rock experience" music that is tone and not the exact same as teh pseudo-indy sound behind every schlock Microsoft and Starbucks corporate-stooge video montage?

    I feel so energetic and inspired to do valuable work! How much do I now need to spend?

    Still, the girl with the afro and the dominoes gave me a boner.

  8. Re:On the Contrary on Google To Air Chrome Ads On TV · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hi! I'm Chrome! I come without all the plugins you depend on to protect your privacy, and without those to accelerate every other browser function except JavaScript execution!

      AdBlock Plus
      BetterPrivacy
      Cache Search
      FoxyProxy/TorButton
      Ghostery
      Greasemonkey
      DownloadThemAll
      FasterFox
      Firebug
      Launchy
      Stealthier
      TabMixPlus
      YSlow

    I don't run FireFox, but an individualized web tool kit that Chrome will NEVER provide. Why re-invent the wheel a a way to simply stealth more advertising and information theft by Google, the largest private investment the NSA ever made?

  9. Do you still remember his name? on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    It's "Roddenberry". Who can forget such an OBVIOUS double-entendre for Penis and Testicle?

    Or is it an "In-yer-End-oh"?

  10. Go Watch Galaxy Quest on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    And CHILL like Bill (Shatner), teh Interstellar Assimilated Jew! - Nimoy is still strictly shtetl.

  11. Re:Onion News Network Coverage on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    C'mon! Spock Must Die!

    Whatta cover to read, on a 45-cent Bantam edition, as a gawking 7-year-old boy! By the time you're nine, and actually read the 120 or so pages in a little more than an hour...

    That's a mind-bender for a single-digit annular. Gotta see 2001 to top it.

    http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/9/99/Spock_must_die.jpg

  12. Re:Onion News Network Coverage on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Is "Trekkie" teh "New Gay"?

  13. Will Uhura Give Me HALF the Boner on Reviews: Star Trek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That the name "Nichelle Nichols" creates, in just my typing it?

    I used to watch CARTOON Star Trek, in '73. Just to get more of that woman.

    Tough luck, Betty and Veronica.

  14. Re:I guess this is what happens on Hackers Broke Into FAA Air Traffic Control Systems · · Score: 1

    Blisters in their rectums. That's what they get. Bad 'strong star property' design in network access.

  15. Re:At Least It's Egier to Use and Less Glib on Debian Switching From Glibc To Eglibc · · Score: 1

    Um, didn't you die in 1982?

    And again, in 1991. And again, in 1964. And again, in 2047.

  16. HOW CAN YOU BE TWO PLACES AT ONCE! on Star Trek's Warp Drive Not Impossible · · Score: 1

    When you're not ANYWHERE at all?

  17. To the casually ignorant on Star Trek's Warp Drive Not Impossible · · Score: 0, Redundant

    any thing is possible. ;-)

  18. Re:At Least It's Egier to Use and Less Glib on Debian Switching From Glibc To Eglibc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talk about "embedded crap". This ancient troll seems to be lodged between your ears!

  19. Re:Robots are protected. on Robots Take To the Stairs · · Score: 1

    "To the Batpole, Robin" - if you take my meaning...

  20. PER ASPERA AD ESCALA on Robots Take To the Stairs · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A Rough Road Leads to the Stairs".

  21. 4chan? on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    It's now a weapon!

    http://www.4chan.org/

    How do we weaponise Slashdot? More Goatse.cx? How about 2girls1cup? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43W_hZReU4I

  22. I still prefer... on WHO Raises Swine Flu Threat Level · · Score: 1

    The Tom Baker episodes, from the 70's. You know, before Daleks could fly? You could elude them by finding a staircase.

    BTW; The Swine Flu thing is a hoax. Only seven died.

    "A member of the World Health Organisation (WHO) has dismissed claims that more than 150 people have died from swine flu, saying it has officially recorded only seven deaths around the world.

    Vivienne Allan, from WHO's patient safety program, said the body had confirmed that worldwide there had been just seven deaths - all in Mexico - and 79 confirmed cases of the disease."
    http://www.smh.com.au/world/only-7-swine-flu-deaths-not-152-says-who-20090429-aml1.html

  23. Re:Web "applications" on Universal Design for Web Applications · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I mean JEHOVAH, or Yaweh, or YHVH - whatever that name is, that you're not supposed to say, because you are the devil himself, and the summoning of God's presence will result in your immediate destruction.

    This has been a public service message from NeXT^H^H^H^HApple Computer and the HappyRainbow of Cupertino. You are too dumb to use a computer, no?

    Anyway, thanks for the Jesus Phones!

  24. Re:Web "applications" on Universal Design for Web Applications · · Score: -1, Troll

    No.

    We should rebui;ld all web apps to look like NeXT Step - with tumbling, grey blocks that pile up on the right of the screen - where GOD told us a dock should be. It's right there, in the Book of Jobs.

    All web app menus should reassemble themselves in a stack that descends from the upper left corner of the entire desktop. Please see the earlier biblical citation.

    Can we please enforce the correct role for the 'colour' GREY?!

    Thank you. Oh, and BTW: JEHOVA.

  25. Re:How much is your time worth on Handmade vs. Commercially Produced Ethernet Cables · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah,

    But the occasional dud-job does pass by. Then you've got this thing spraying ether all over the walls, the floors, and what-have-you.

    Try explaining that one, passing the hallway, with ether dripping from the front of one''s trousers. "It's my handworked cable, you see..." you might mumble to colleagues, to their dubious glances.

    I know a lot of you came up while 10 MbPS was standard. The drizzling or atomizing was even comforting - almost acceptable in Cat5. Now, 100 MbPS goes off like a water-cannon. With Gig arriving to the desktop and commodity rack, I don't know if "grow-your-own" is advice that one may any longer advocate with a dry lap or chin!