I recieved this before it all hit the news. What made it hilarious was the comments as each email was passed on.
From: ***** ******
[mailto:******.com.au%5D
Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:45 AM
Steven du Preez; Claire Kercher; A W Munro & Co; Cameron Barber; Gavin@awmunro.com.au
Subject: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
Hahaha bitchy!
-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Garrone
Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:35 AM
To: ALL BILL'S GROUP; 'Declan Kissane'; 'Karl Hill'
Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
Yes, it could happen anywhere (in fact it may have happened here?). Not quite as good as Clair Squires or swires, whichever it happened to be that had this similar email forward go wrong in London (the swallower if you can't remember).
-----Original Message-----
From: Geoff McKnight [mailto:gmcknight@redsuit.com.au%5D
Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:24 AM
To: Snorty Plant; Owen (Hotmail); Fatty Porkles; Horrible Helene; Crumpy; Drewfus Fellows; Sean Callinan; Dotty; Michael Garrone
Subject: Fwd: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
I don't usually forward this stuff, but its funny shit. If you have time read from the bottom.
Begin forwarded message:
From: "Georgiou, Peter A"
Date: 7 September 2005 10:25:08 AM
To: "Kieran Masel \(E-mail\)" , "Graham Ede \(E-mail\)" , "Geof McKnight \(E-mail\)"
Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
-----Original Message-----
From: Niebling, Troy [mailto:tniebling@kpmg.com.au%5D
Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:18 AM
Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
Okay, I've got to try and help this poor girl - has anyone seen her 2 slices of ham, some cheese slices and two slices of bread. The poor thing hasn't eaten since last Thursday - she's wasting away!!!
Pretty amusing stuff - read from the bottom - typical lawyers!
From: Shine, Tony [mailto:Tony.Shine@rciap.com%5D
Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 9:37 AM
To: Gleeson, Brett J; Matt Cross (work); Matt Warren; Nath Horne (work)
Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
If you have the time?
Amusing....
-----Original Message-----
From: Marsh, Andrew
Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 4:45 PM
To: Shine, Tony; Stevens, Matthew; Brown, Simon; Clarke, Adrian
Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
Boys - take a read of the below starting from the bottom. Take a look at the email addresses. This has been passed on all over Australia through tens of different companies.
-----Original Message-----
From: Matthew West [mailto:Matthew.West@trendwest.com.au%5D
Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 1:06 PM
To: Marsh, Andrew; Andrew Petrik; Zaak Wheaton; Georgie Clarke
Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
From: Nicholas Prior
Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:28 PM
To: Matthew West; Joe Cawthan; Joanne Postlethwaite; Kaleena Garland; Louise Connelly; Amanda Bartelt; George Aronis; Michelle Watson; Megan Roughan; Danielle Squillace
Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious....
Check this out. Start from the bottom and read up through the comments.
From: Peter Howlett
Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:13 PM
To: Christian Andrews; Nicholas Prior; Karyn Whybrow; Amber Whittle; Surjit Singh; Tracy Wicks
Subject: FW: A
A mom with five kids to care for is going to find time to check the web page of every program her kids install on the family PC?!?
Have a family and get back to me.
Regarding values, the quick profit and power are infinately more important this modern politics than any kind of religious principals.
The gretaest technological advances flowed from times of strong political will to seriously foster research and investment.
All around us today it's about keeping market share and investing in reseach only if a quick buck is involved.
Is relion to blame because no body wants to seriously fund fusion power research and cheap alternatives to gasoline? Or does maintaining the status quo of oil companies have more to do with it? hmmm
Political will fuelled the space race in the 60's and lack of political will is killing it now. Not religion. And lets face it the political will was only there in the first place because of fear and pride, not any great strenghth of character.
Ironically, I guess the greatest way to advance technology is to re-itroduce global conflict or at least the threat there-of.
First... The Us was far more 'Christian' during the 40s 50's and 60's, the time of it's greatest advances.
Second... Lawers, Singers, Sports and Business management are the big things today. Science is not a player in the career stakes today.
Third... Corporations run America more than anytime in it's history. They exist to make money not fund science. Science can feed from the crumbs off the corporate table.
Forth... In the mad house thats patents have built, whatever I may discover is bound to be already patented ten times over with an army of lawers to back them up. Whatever isn't patented is copyrighted or otherwise protected under the DMCA.
Lastly... Ignorance is king! Look at mass entertainment and news. Life beyond third grade education simply isn't required and such today is considered a fringe demographic.
Religion the cause my ass!
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I give it four out of five stars as it lost a star because it wasn't longer. Something this good deserved to be at least 2 1/2 hours. :)
Let me giess. The Lab will employ one IT specialist and 400 laywers.
Oh the poor RIAA being victimised for being the preditors they are. I feel so much for them... not. Cry me a river. GO MOMs, kick thier asses.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~codebasher/rofl.htm
Shit... Lost all the formatting.. Use this link instead http://members.iinet.net.au/~codebasher/rofl.htm
I recieved this before it all hit the news. What made it hilarious was the comments as each email was passed on. From: ***** ****** [mailto:******.com.au%5D Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:45 AM Steven du Preez; Claire Kercher; A W Munro & Co; Cameron Barber; Gavin@awmunro.com.au Subject: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... Hahaha bitchy! -----Original Message----- From: Michael Garrone Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:35 AM To: ALL BILL'S GROUP; 'Declan Kissane'; 'Karl Hill' Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... Yes, it could happen anywhere (in fact it may have happened here?). Not quite as good as Clair Squires or swires, whichever it happened to be that had this similar email forward go wrong in London (the swallower if you can't remember). -----Original Message----- From: Geoff McKnight [mailto:gmcknight@redsuit.com.au%5D Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:24 AM To: Snorty Plant; Owen (Hotmail); Fatty Porkles; Horrible Helene; Crumpy; Drewfus Fellows; Sean Callinan; Dotty; Michael Garrone Subject: Fwd: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... I don't usually forward this stuff, but its funny shit. If you have time read from the bottom. Begin forwarded message: From: "Georgiou, Peter A" Date: 7 September 2005 10:25:08 AM To: "Kieran Masel \(E-mail\)" , "Graham Ede \(E-mail\)" , "Geof McKnight \(E-mail\)" Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... -----Original Message----- From: Niebling, Troy [mailto:tniebling@kpmg.com.au%5D Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:18 AM Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... Okay, I've got to try and help this poor girl - has anyone seen her 2 slices of ham, some cheese slices and two slices of bread. The poor thing hasn't eaten since last Thursday - she's wasting away!!! Pretty amusing stuff - read from the bottom - typical lawyers! From: Shine, Tony [mailto:Tony.Shine@rciap.com%5D Sent: Wednesday, 7 September 2005 9:37 AM To: Gleeson, Brett J; Matt Cross (work); Matt Warren; Nath Horne (work) Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... If you have the time? Amusing.... -----Original Message----- From: Marsh, Andrew Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 4:45 PM To: Shine, Tony; Stevens, Matthew; Brown, Simon; Clarke, Adrian Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... Boys - take a read of the below starting from the bottom. Take a look at the email addresses. This has been passed on all over Australia through tens of different companies. -----Original Message----- From: Matthew West [mailto:Matthew.West@trendwest.com.au%5D Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 1:06 PM To: Marsh, Andrew; Andrew Petrik; Zaak Wheaton; Georgie Clarke Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... From: Nicholas Prior Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:28 PM To: Matthew West; Joe Cawthan; Joanne Postlethwaite; Kaleena Garland; Louise Connelly; Amanda Bartelt; George Aronis; Michelle Watson; Megan Roughan; Danielle Squillace Subject: FW: Another case of a stolen lunch at a top tier firm - read this from the bottom - it is hilarious.... Check this out. Start from the bottom and read up through the comments. From: Peter Howlett Sent: Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:13 PM To: Christian Andrews; Nicholas Prior; Karyn Whybrow; Amber Whittle; Surjit Singh; Tracy Wicks Subject: FW: A
I misread where you were comeing from.... doh! :)
A mom with five kids to care for is going to find time to check the web page of every program her kids install on the family PC?!? Have a family and get back to me.
By being more incompetent than he is, It's the american way... :D
Regarding values, the quick profit and power are infinately more important this modern politics than any kind of religious principals. The gretaest technological advances flowed from times of strong political will to seriously foster research and investment. All around us today it's about keeping market share and investing in reseach only if a quick buck is involved. Is relion to blame because no body wants to seriously fund fusion power research and cheap alternatives to gasoline? Or does maintaining the status quo of oil companies have more to do with it? hmmm Political will fuelled the space race in the 60's and lack of political will is killing it now. Not religion. And lets face it the political will was only there in the first place because of fear and pride, not any great strenghth of character. Ironically, I guess the greatest way to advance technology is to re-itroduce global conflict or at least the threat there-of.
First... The Us was far more 'Christian' during the 40s 50's and 60's, the time of it's greatest advances. Second... Lawers, Singers, Sports and Business management are the big things today. Science is not a player in the career stakes today. Third... Corporations run America more than anytime in it's history. They exist to make money not fund science. Science can feed from the crumbs off the corporate table. Forth... In the mad house thats patents have built, whatever I may discover is bound to be already patented ten times over with an army of lawers to back them up. Whatever isn't patented is copyrighted or otherwise protected under the DMCA. Lastly... Ignorance is king! Look at mass entertainment and news. Life beyond third grade education simply isn't required and such today is considered a fringe demographic. Religion the cause my ass!