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  1. Steve Balmers eyebrows, where did they go? on Balmer Vows to Kill Google · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is where Balmers' eyebrows went? Are they singed off daily by the prince of darkness or did he contract some sort of strange STD of the face in the football locker room? I think it is the single most critical feature (or lack of feature) that contributes to his overall Freddy Krueger look.

  2. Re:Wrong on Balmer Vows to Kill Google · · Score: 1

    Bill Clinton: "It depends upon what you mean 'is' is"

  3. Re:Are you allowed to post that on Balmer Vows to Kill Google · · Score: 1

    An accurate representation of a lie is just that: an accurate representation of a lie. What's so hard to understand about that? Both an accurate representation, and ultimately a lie since the original quote represented was a lie (that is, if the original quote was lie). My question is this: why doesn't Steve Balmer have any eyebrows? What did he do to them? Are they singed off daily in Hell, or did he contract some strange STD of the face? I think that is the single most crucial feature that contributes to his creepiness.