User: flamingiceclone

Sounds good

On: Microsoft Sees Future in IPTV

hook up a web cam and we have video phone..

(not the regular one...i mean like "the island")....it makes me so jetsons-ly..... commentator:will he make...(TV rings..incoming call - jeff)

TV: take call??

me:yes...

me: jeff get the *&&^$& off im trying to watch the game...

jeff: (disgustingly wearing only boxers)yo did u see mark on the 4th pushes button

TV: accept time marker??

me: yes

TV splits screen in 2 half jeff and half the clip from the game he sent

me: that bastard he told me he lost his tickets...

i end call and tv goes back to playing game full screen

noo.......

On: TCP/IP Speakers

the new form of terror would be the terrorist making the white house listen to al'qaeda porn radio

Re:The UN has finally lost it

On: EU, UN to Wrestle Internet Control From US

or the horse could stand on the people

i was just wondering

On: Microsoft Invents A 'Play-Once Only' DVD

is it possible to 'rewind' such dvd's like if you miss a scene.........if yes (evil angel pokes me) why not just never finish movie and keep it forever.... if no....(curse in 8 languages) isnt that even worse that On Demand feature on cable???

Re:Google Conquers all

On: Google & Sun Planning Web Office

well i know the blackmailers are going to be pissed when they get ads for Dr Phil, Jerry Springer and whats that other crappy show???

Re:ooh

On: Silent Water Cooling on the SLI

yup......the next in making a computer cool is water balls yo....

Re:Where have I seen this before?

On: BitTorrent Gets $8.7 Million in VC Funding

nope it cost them $50000 to get it reposted on slashdot.....