I personally think it would be a great way to leave this world suffering from chronic alcoholism while coding compression (or other) software in front of my computer. In fact I'd consider dying with a Beer in your hand in front of your computer a honorable death.
Just watch, I bet the same person who complained about the the blisters gets there glows and next thing you know the Attorney General makes Nintendo send them free cases of baby powder to dry their hands. Then after that, some moron will be alergic to the baby powder and sue them. Others will simply let the baby powder lay infront of there nintendo where their childern will eat it and die. This will yet end up creating more lawsuits. Hey I got an idea! Maybe I'll try to plug the game "Mario Party" into my head by ramming it between my forehead and a wall. Just think guys, then Nintendo will have to send out nice little warning stickers that you can place on your game cartrages that say "Do not ram cartriage into your head!" Or maybe I can eat a controller or bash my head into the TV screen when I loose and sue for emotional damages. Great world we live in huh? I think I'll go strangle myslef with my Nintendo controller cord now, or put the plastic bag in came in over my head.
Just think guys, wouldn't it be cool if they mad wearable computerized underwear? You could walk around all day with your hands down your pants with a better excuse than "I hadda itch my crotch." You could infact say your toggling your joystick over a network game of quake, and wouldn't that be fun to say in public! Then when your are in intensive game action requiring much brain power, you could also say when asked "Why are you looking at your crotch?" "Leave me alone, it's HARD!!!" Just imagine the fun a wearable computer could be!
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All money will go to a good cause. (My pocket to buy more computer components.)
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I have a feeling no matter ASCII porn will live forever! I'd like to see them try to have there AI software figure that one out.
I personally think it would be a great way to leave this world suffering from chronic alcoholism while coding compression (or other) software in front of my computer. In fact I'd consider dying with a Beer in your hand in front of your computer a honorable death.
Just watch, I bet the same person who complained about the the blisters gets there glows and next thing you know the Attorney General makes Nintendo send them free cases of baby powder to dry their hands. Then after that, some moron will be alergic to the baby powder and sue them. Others will simply let the baby powder lay infront of there nintendo where their childern will eat it and die. This will yet end up creating more lawsuits.
Hey I got an idea! Maybe I'll try to plug the game "Mario Party" into my head by ramming it between my forehead and a wall. Just think guys, then Nintendo will have to send out nice little warning stickers that you can place on your game cartrages that say "Do not ram cartriage into your head!" Or maybe I can eat a controller or bash my head into the TV screen when I loose and sue for emotional damages. Great world we live in huh? I think I'll go strangle myslef with my Nintendo controller cord now, or put the plastic bag in came in over my head.
Just think guys, wouldn't it be cool if they mad wearable computerized underwear? You could walk around all day with your hands down your pants with a better excuse than "I hadda itch my crotch." You could infact say your toggling your joystick over a network game of quake, and wouldn't that be fun to say in public! Then when your are in intensive game action requiring much brain power, you could also say when asked "Why are you looking at your crotch?" "Leave me alone, it's HARD!!!" Just imagine the fun a wearable computer could be!