You people of earth make me laugh at the imbecilic devices you create. Mach 2? Passengers?
Destroying the Lunar Lander and watching your spacemen fly as we threw them gave us the intimate knowledge into your stupidity. Cast your imbecilic behavior aside and bow down to me, then I will teach you to fly yourselves. If you cannot after my much teaching, my cohorts Ursa and Non shall assist you.
If you're not enjoying what you're doing, why are you doing it?
A great point that I should include in my FAQ. Fun is such an arbitrary thing and will be all but annihilated as you submit yourselves to me. Programmers of EA will have no difficulties under my new regime. Vote for me: http://zod2008.com/
After 2008, Google-As-God will no longer worry your minds. Under my power, they will be but tiny figments of your imagination. Googlers will submit to me and kneel. As will you. So vote for me: http://zod2008.com/
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You people of earth make me laugh at the imbecilic devices you create. Mach 2? Passengers?
Destroying the Lunar Lander and watching your spacemen fly as we threw them gave us the intimate knowledge into your stupidity. Cast your imbecilic behavior aside and bow down to me, then I will teach you to fly yourselves. If you cannot after my much teaching, my cohorts Ursa and Non shall assist you.
Kneel and vote: http://zod2008.com/
Giving all your possessions, money, and yourselves to me: http://zod2008.com/
If you're not enjoying what you're doing, why are you doing it?
A great point that I should include in my FAQ. Fun is such an arbitrary thing and will be all but annihilated as you submit yourselves to me. Programmers of EA will have no difficulties under my new regime. Vote for me: http://zod2008.com/
After 2008, Google-As-God will no longer worry your minds. Under my power, they will be but tiny figments of your imagination. Googlers will submit to me and kneel. As will you. So vote for me: http://zod2008.com/