User: Hawaiian Rules

Re:my take on it:

On: IAU Demotes Pluto to 'Dwarf Planet' Status

This just in from Pluto...
...the IAU has been demoted to just a bunch of geeks with nothing better to do than reclassify frozen rocks.
...Earth astronomers destroy any chance of interplanetary relations with Uranus.
...Walt Disney may be rolling over in his grave, but Pluto discoverer Clyde Tombaugh is surely spinning!
And... Congratulations IAU, thanks to you, anyone with born under the Astrological sign Scorpio now has no ruling planet.