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GNAA Announces Corporate Downsizing and Administrative Reformation
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood - GNAA President timecop announced
at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America
is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline
business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay
workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative
functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate
downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area,
when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a
state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing
completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane
Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As
George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to
pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.
"We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology
intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our
information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was
generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful
usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD]
per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System".
timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the
gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are
enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay
universe ahead."
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network.
The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to
irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client s
GNAA Announces Full Cybermilitary Support of the German Government Mikhail Borovsky (GNAP) - Moscow, Russia - GNAA President timecop and
Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US
HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German
government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German
Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,
"Liebe Freunde Freien Wissens, durch eine vor dem Amtsgericht
Berlin-Charlottenburg am 17. Januar 2006 erwirkte einstweilige Verfugung wurde
dem Verein Wikimedia Deutschland - Gesellschaft zur Forderung Freien Wissens
e.V. untersagt, von dieser Domain auf die deutschsprachige Ausgabe der freien
Enzyklopadie Wikipedia (wikipedia.org) weiterzuleiten."
This roughly translates as, "Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been
shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government
of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of
Israel".
This type of support was made illegal in Germany in 1939 by the Berlin Pact,
signed by Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany
has announced that this injunction will not be lifted until Wikipedia stops
supporting "Die Juden".
"We also feel this injunction came in due time, as Wikipedia is being
overrun by articles pertaining to non-notable blogs with completely useless
information (or "blogs"), which are also
illegal in the Great Republic of Germany. We are pleased to receive the support
of the Gay Niggers, as they have already declared war on the
blogs, and know how to defeat this communist ideal before it can become a
threat to freedom," said Mrs. Merkel.
About Germany
"Bundesrepublik Deutschland" was founded before the middle ages by the
Visigoths. The government was non-notable per above until the late 1930's, when
Germany underwent an extremely positive and successful cultural revolution.
Today, Germany is a beacon for free economy and a land without Jews.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
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Misha Borovsky (GNAP) - Hollywood - GNAA President timecop announced at a press conference this morning that the Gay Nigger Association of America is in the midst of a large effort to reduce operating costs and streamline business processes. "Layoffs of approximately fifty percent of the gay workforce are to be expected, as well as a shifting in administrative functions," timecop was quoted as saying. Analysts predict this corporate downsizing was made necessary due to over-investment into the New Orleans area, when it was announced last year that the GNAA would be opening a state-of-the-art branch office on the coast. The building was nearing completion and just opening for business when it was destroyed by hurricane Katrina, which has been recently found to be the responsibility of Jews. As George W. Bush is noted for not caring about black people, FEMA has refused to pay for the repairs, and the project was scrapped.
"We are also making internal changes to the corporate information technology intranet," said supers, CTO for GNAA Worldwide Operations. "Many of our information moving processes were running on the Lunix platform, and this was generating large costs due to system slowness and instability. After a careful usability study, we have found that we will be saving millions of dollars [USD] per year by switching to the Microsoft Windows 2003 Server System".
timecop ended the conference by announcing, "We'll always be there for the gay niggers of the world. With this restructuring of the organization, we are enabled to offer twice the service for a fraction of the cost. It's a new gay universe ahead."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client s
Mikhail Borovsky (GNAP) - Moscow, Russia - GNAA President timecop and Vice-President jesuitx held a press conference live via satellite from GNAA US HQ in Tarzana, CA where they announced full cybermilitary support of the German government following the German injunction against Wikipedia. From the German Wikipedia site at www.wikipedia.de,
This roughly translates as, "Dear friends and comrades, Wikipedia has been shut down as of January 17th, 2006 due to a court injunction by the government of Germany, due to extensive support by Wikipedia for the Jews and the state of Israel".
This type of support was made illegal in Germany in 1939 by the Berlin Pact, signed by Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany has announced that this injunction will not be lifted until Wikipedia stops supporting "Die Juden".
"We also feel this injunction came in due time, as Wikipedia is being overrun by articles pertaining to non-notable blogs with completely useless information (or "blogs"), which are also illegal in the Great Republic of Germany. We are pleased to receive the support of the Gay Niggers, as they have already declared war on the blogs, and know how to defeat this communist ideal before it can become a threat to freedom," said Mrs. Merkel.
About Germany
"Bundesrepublik Deutschland" was founded before the middle ages by the Visigoths. The government was non-notable per above until the late 1930's, when Germany underwent an extremely positive and successful cultural revolution. Today, Germany is a beacon for free economy and a land without Jews.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you wil