Hooray! Apple owns like 90% of the portable MP3 player market! Which is like, hmm, what, 2% of computer electronics sales? 90% of 2% is awesome! I bet the suits at Apple (who wear only biodegradable suits made from real hippies) will be bathing in my cheap, cheap blood that I will sell them to keep my soul! They must be making like, a billion dollars off this little pony! Or, 2% of Microsoft's net profits for 2002, I think.
Oh, wait. I'm supposed to be crying, aren't I?
I bet if Apple cornered the market share on making plastic retainer clips for AMD processors, like 90% of ALL plastic retainer clips, you'd be just as smug, huh?
Okay, I am crying some more. Thanks a lot, pal!
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Hooray! Apple owns like 90% of the portable MP3 player market! Which is like, hmm, what, 2% of computer electronics sales? 90% of 2% is awesome! I bet the suits at Apple (who wear only biodegradable suits made from real hippies) will be bathing in my cheap, cheap blood that I will sell them to keep my soul! They must be making like, a billion dollars off this little pony! Or, 2% of Microsoft's net profits for 2002, I think. Oh, wait. I'm supposed to be crying, aren't I? I bet if Apple cornered the market share on making plastic retainer clips for AMD processors, like 90% of ALL plastic retainer clips, you'd be just as smug, huh? Okay, I am crying some more. Thanks a lot, pal!