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  1. Re:'Ultra Monkey'? on How To Set Up A Load-Balanced MySQL Cluster · · Score: 1

    Yes, quite! And to the fellow who is concerned about what he should call it, it'd be a B.U.M. Most shirts are quite comfortable feeling their way around a B.U.M., so problem solved! :)

  2. I hate to sound cynical... on Spafford On Security Myths and Passwords · · Score: 1

    But isn't most of the content of the article highly cliched at this stage in the game.

    Surely it doesn't take a "Ph.D., D.Sc.(h.c.), FAAAS, FACM, FIEEE, CISSP (h.c.)" (in the European style!) to point out these issues. Most of it seemed like straightforward, common sense issues dressed up in pseudo-academic-speak.

  3. Perhaps his next considered article will be on... on Spafford On Security Myths and Passwords · · Score: 1

    ... how to keep a web server running while it gets knocked about a bit by the /. crowd. The minions in the Purdue IT Dept might benefit from that :) That box isn't answering HTTP reqests - wonder why? :)

  4. Re:Dotcom v3.0 on Startup Webaroo to put the 'Web on a Hard Drive'? · · Score: 1

    Fresh stuff in a Starbucks? Are you kidding me? :)

  5. Re:Copyright? on Startup Webaroo to put the 'Web on a Hard Drive'? · · Score: 1

    As soon as Webaroo possess a sufficiently strong scent to said pack of rabid lawyers? Startups are largely skin and bones, slender pickings :)

  6. What about important updates? on Startup Webaroo to put the 'Web on a Hard Drive'? · · Score: 5, Funny

    For example, where do we get the porn diffs?

  7. Re:Remote Exploits? Poor user security model? on Windows Vista 5342 Screenshots · · Score: 1

    My friend, your lacklustre rants are not going to change a thing. As you say, "get over it already" :)

  8. I'm sure they failed to mention... on Suing Google Over Pagerank · · Score: 1

    Just how much of their business came from Google in the first place!

  9. Re:patent invention on SCOTUS To Hear Patentable Thought Case · · Score: 1

    Too late! I have just filed a patent for the idea of *thinking* about inventing stuff! Huh! :-)

  10. But on SCOTUS To Hear Patentable Thought Case · · Score: 1

    Hey, I was the first to think of patenting thoughts! Watch out underlings of the Justice Department, I plan to unleash a rabid, underfed pack of IP lawyers on you very soon. :)

  11. Re:Nah, don't think so on Vista May Put Anti-Spyware Companies Out · · Score: 1

    Typo? Where? You know, it's not just its capabilites they talk up ten fold ;)

  12. Re:Nah, don't think so on Vista May Put Anti-Spyware Companies Out · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, good point (I made those analogies partly tongue-in-cheek - come now, where is your "fight-the-good-fight-at-all-costs fervour, my man?) So, sensu lato, MicroSlop are trying to (at best) limit the annoyance of a phenomenom their "negligence" helped spawn. Or to be even more cynical, Microsoft are fearlessly championing a great cause to win over public support by defending us from the evils indirectly caused by... by... er... Microsoft. Ah, but answer me this: does all spyware propagated through underlying flaws in the OS? Methinks not, my friend. I would posit that a good deal of spyware is disseminated through end-user ignorance and indiscriminate clicking - and it doesn't matter how many Stanford/Cambridge/Bombay educated heads you knock together, you'll not solve or eliminate that problem, my man!

  13. Re:Not too surprising... on Security Flaws Could Cripple Defense Network · · Score: 1

    As long as there are arseholes that need pampering, they'll continue to buy them, my friend!

  14. Nah, don't think so on Vista May Put Anti-Spyware Companies Out · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do they mean the same way that SQL Server put Oracle out? And Windows 200 killed Linux? Come, come - what utter twaddle. The "spyware/piss-you-off-ware" concocters will just shift paradigm.

  15. Re:I am not suprised! on Security Flaws Could Cripple Defense Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey man, don't forget our failure to win the men's 1500m speed skating gold in Turin!

  16. Idea on Security Flaws Could Cripple Defense Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not contract an Indian company to write it? Or make it a Sourceforge project. That always seem to generate high-calibre, error-free code.