The problem with Easter is that chocolate eggs fragment in an untidy way, resulting in things like chocolate flakes getting melted into your duvet cover, looking like you've shit the bed.
I wouldn't mind but looking at it reminds me of you.
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Perhaps it might help if I tell you that nobody on Slashdot cares about your post count.
Some good news for you: When I kill myself it wont be because of you.
As a result of a vet visit my cat is now once more beautiful and gorgeous.
Words never used I'm sure with you.
Your posts remind me of the yellow pus that squirted out of my cat's anus this morning.
You still don't get it do you. Must be lovely, living in such blissful ignorance.
I do hope you've automated this. But no, I'm being foolish there.
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My boiler has been fixed and is no longer spewing unwanted waste.
Unlike you.
My boiler broke and leaked water through the ceiling.
It's still more welcome than you.
Ah, an Adams fan I see.
That's the spirit. One day you'll get it right and actually construct a sentence.
Shouldn't take more than a few years.
I bet you buy and use an ovipositor dildo.
It's ok, I'm not judging.
I've written two works of fiction since you started doing this. They're online and gaining an appreciative audience.
You.. overused the letter Z.
It continues. Almost as though you lack the intelligence to try something different.
The problem with Easter is that chocolate eggs fragment in an untidy way, resulting in things like chocolate flakes getting melted into your duvet cover, looking like you've shit the bed.
I wouldn't mind but looking at it reminds me of you.
Oh dear, did I offend poor widdle shanen.
Tough. Get used to it.
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I had a nice walk in the sunshine this morning. You posted this nonsense.
Fortunately one of us has a brain. I'd ask you to guess which one but that would require a brain.
I see you're still struggling on. I also noticed you posting utter nonsense on another topic, but decided you weren't worth the effort of a reply.
Still no witty insight from you. What a waste of a life.
No, you appear to be beyond help. I'm amazed you can even use a keyboard.
What if I start to use short words? Will that help?
No no, that's still not it.
Never mind, you're clearly not cut out for adult conversation.
Perhaps it would help if I explained how conversations work. You say something stupid. I helpfully educate you. You thank me and we move on.
You've totally fucked up step three.
On the flipside, you're demonstrating symptoms of early onset dementia.