User: MHPanruka

Astroturf Comments

On: No, Your Phone Didn't Ring. So Why Voice Mail From a Telemarketer? (lifehacker.com)

Oh how generous of the FCC to allow for public comments on this issue, when they deem astroturf comments to be as legitimate as actual human comments.

Myspace

On: Woz To Be Immortalized In Wax

Doesn't Tom from Myspace deserve his own wax figure before Zuckerberg?

Forget Metric!

On: Why Does the US Cling To Imperial Measurements?

I say we measure in kellicams!

Now for my own origin theory!

On: Texas Vote May Challenge Teaching of Evolution

Praise Cheezit now I will be able to spread the Cheezit way across the land!

Huzzah another dying store

On: Blockbuster Total Access Unannounced Policy Change

Good I got fired from that hole for not attending a mandatory sales meeting scheduled during my network architecture professor's lecture. Maybe I should turn in my badge during their going out of business sale.

Obligatory

On: 3 Bots Win Pentagon's Robotic Rally

I for one welcome our three autonomous navigation robotic overlords.

At long last.

On: Giant Microwave Turns Plastic Back to Oil

Finally a Mr.Fusion now where's the hover conversions?! And monkey butlers!

Another joke dead

On: Implants Allow the Blind to See

Well there goes another Chris Rock joke.

Great

On: Next-gen Robot Toys to Fetch Beer

How many beers will it take before it gets a plunger and starts screaming EX-TERM-INATE EX-TERM-INATE EX-TERM-INATE.