"You US citizens really think you're the center of the universe. Your stupid comment proves that."
Proof that *I* am the center of the universe:
The center is defined as the point that is equidistant from opposing edges for all edges (or, from Dictionary.com: A point or place that is equally distant from the sides or outer boundaries of something; the middle: the center of a stage)
It is widely understood that the universe is infinite.
To my left, the universe extends infintely. To my right, the universe extends infinitely. Above me, below me. In any direction I look, there is infinite universe.
Since I am equidistant from all points of the universe, I must be at it's center.
QED
Layne
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"You US citizens really think you're the center of the universe. Your stupid comment proves that." Proof that *I* am the center of the universe: The center is defined as the point that is equidistant from opposing edges for all edges (or, from Dictionary.com: A point or place that is equally distant from the sides or outer boundaries of something; the middle: the center of a stage) It is widely understood that the universe is infinite. To my left, the universe extends infintely. To my right, the universe extends infinitely. Above me, below me. In any direction I look, there is infinite universe. Since I am equidistant from all points of the universe, I must be at it's center. QED Layne