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Re:Gates needs to read /. on Gates Says Windows Reliability Is Greater · 2003-08-31 05:44 · Score: 1

Of course I know about it. You Slashdot groupies are the bane of my life. Several times you've driven me to drugs, and the arms of a cheap $20 hooker.
Curse you people! I have feelings too, you know..
Love, Bill
xxxx
Re:Why does a home system need RPCs? on Gates Says Windows Reliability Is Greater · 2003-08-31 05:42 · Score: 1

In answer to your letter dated 31st August, my answer is that we need backdoors, in the name of security. I'm amazed that no-one has found the magic ICMP packet padding that triggers... Hmm, best keep that quiet.
Love, Bill.
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Re:Trying harder isn't enough. on Gates Says Windows Reliability Is Greater · 2003-08-31 05:40 · Score: 1

Thankyou FiskeBoller.
At Microsoft we are committed to providing everyone with an OS that does everything without asking. Windows 2006 XRP will use Postfix and Samba by default. I haven't worked out a way of licencing those yet though - I fear litigation will be the only choice.
Love, Bill
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Re:Dear Bill ... on Gates Says Windows Reliability Is Greater · 2003-08-31 05:38 · Score: 1

Thanks for that Ninja. I will have a large committee look at this within the next 5 years.
Love, Bill.
Re:No? on Gates Says Windows Reliability Is Greater · 2003-08-31 05:26 · Score: 1

Hey, keep it quiet there!