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  1. Re:I dunno about both. on Texas Bill to Filter Highway Rest Stop Internet · · Score: -1, Troll
    Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

    Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

    Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Who am I kidding? You would.

    In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

  2. Re:Can of worms? on AOL Monitor Accused of Luring 15-Year-Old for Sex · · Score: -1, Troll
    I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

    Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

    You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Nah, of course you would.

    Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.