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  1. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on How Labels And Artists Divvy Up Your Dollar Online

    BTW, have I mentioned today that I hate Mexicans?

  2. Re:Will there by 2nd First post ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Interview With Ximian's Nat Friedman

    First reply against niggers, kikes, and spicks.

  3. Re:First post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Perl 6: Apocalypse 6 Released

    YOU FAILED IT!

    You are a loser.

    Peek into the anus.

  4. An urgent request: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on 3-D Monitors From Actual Depth

    Dear sirs:

    I have recently been diagnosed with ass cancer. My doctor tells me it may have been a result of the countless torn anus incidents that afflicted me over the years. These tragedies that struck me were due to furious tail-fisting sessions I had with my butt buddies, Jeff Bates and Jon Katz. I am now forced to give myself daily enemas. My doctor has also prescribed me a heavy-duty douche bag so that I may fully cleanse out my rectum. My wife wouldn't give me hers because she says, "I'm not getting any fuckin' from you, so I am forced to pleasure myself with this douche wand. It's either that, or an affair with a penguin."

    With a heavy heart, I regret to tell you that my prognosis is bleak. Thus I make a plea to the Slashdot community: Please send butt products and advice to the following address.

    Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda
    2001 Woodlark Ave
    Holland, MI 49424

  5. Re:Name is irrelevant by abischof · · Score: 2 · on Nancy Goes Head-to-Head With MPEG-4
    • Who want to surf the Internet with Konqueror? Sounds like a death metal band.
    Just to clarify, "Konqueror" sounds more like a power metal band than a death metal band. Some power metal bands include Demons & Wizards, Kamelot, and Virgin Steele. And, here're some examples of death metal bands: Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, and Solstice of Suffering. See the difference? :)

    See also the Metal FAQ for more info on metal genres.
  6. You are sick and demented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Caldera Publically Trading
    Do you produce anus.com on the side?

    Really, the fact that you took the time to do this means you have some serious serious problems.

    You should not be around children. You have issues that require heavy medication and perhaps forced confinement.