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If I remember correctly, and being the world's biggest flaming homosexual kernel hacker, naturally I do remember correctly... WIPO has a fixation with the Olsen twin's feet. Now that I think about it, those two are HOT! Almost makes a gay bugger like myself want to go STRAIGHT.

The Olsen Twins.. Grown up.. and XXX-RATED

It may happen yet. The Olsen Twins could be subject to the same phenomenon that prevented Shirley Temple from ever becoming a successful adult actress, that being that they will always be seen by the public as some kind of pre-pubescent ideal. When an icon of pre-pubescent virtue like Shirley Temple or the Olsen Twins becomes publicly sexual the public gets creeped out. I know I do. And I'm not even heterosexual. If I were heterosexual, I'd probably be forced to sever my genitalia out of sheer terror upon seeing things like this.

At any rate, we need Jon "My Sworn Duty To Explain The World To Its Oblivious Residents" Katz to handle this kind of social pontification.

I prefer this bitch. This one, too. They give good head and they sqeal like crazy when you punch 'em in the face!

I prefer this bitch. This one, too. They give good head and they sqeal like crazy when you punch 'em in the face!

Enjoy the sweet sound of the 56k handshake.
*Eeeeerrrrrgghhhh buzz SCREECH SCREECH whooosh....*

@Home needs to learn to suck my nuts. Like these girls.

What makes my fingers move fast is pictures of this!

I like naughty children... especially spanking them... with my MOTHERFUCKING HUGE PENIS!!!

*wanks off to pictures of the Olsen Twins*

Excuse me...