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Uber Geeks Holiday Gift Guide

Johann Ramirez sent us Hardware Extreme's Christmas Wishlist which has tons of lust worthy objects that you have seen on Slashdot in the past, and several more that will make you feel strange things in your loins that might be unhealthy in the context of electronics. I want me a head mounted monitor and this wall mounted stereo santa!

181 comments

  1. More resources. by Raven42rac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This month's Maximum PC has gear of the year, as well as a geek shopping guide. Cool stuff in there. I just want a 60 inch plasma monitor.

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  2. all I want for christmas by docstrange · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Is for my copy of windows xp to stop giving me the "you have encountered a fatal error, would you like to report this error to microsoft" box.

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    1. Re:all I want for christmas by epsalon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Simple, Download yourself a decent Linux distribution or maybe one for beginners and start using a stable system for a change.

    2. Re:All I want for christmas by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Damn straight - that f'ing site features 1 popup and 1 pop under per page, plus a few extra for fun.

    3. Re:all I want for christmas by Yosho · · Score: 2, Informative

      Go to Control Panel/System/Advanced. Click on the "Error reporting" button in the lower right. Click on the radio button that says "Disable error reporting." Enjoy. ^_^

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    4. Re:all I want for christmas by zeno_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Boy if you could just give everyone's christmas presents that easily. =)

      *snap*
      Panasonic Plasma Display

      Zeno

    5. Re:all I want for christmas by docstrange · · Score: 2

      thanks, =)

      I haven't poked with XP much, i've been too busy with my slack box.

      I commend you for helping anotherlinux user get used to this unstable windows thing.

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    6. Re:all I want for christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're awesome. All I want for Christmas is a is for North Carolina State to make it to the tangerine bowl.

      Anything you can do? :-)

  3. How about some real presents... by webword · · Score: 5, Insightful


    ...jobs for my friends out of work!

    1. Re:How about some real presents... by Legion303 · · Score: 2
      I'll take one of those. Being out of work for 5 months due to massive layoffs in a shitty job market is very stressful.

      -Legion

    2. Re:How about some real presents... by Kris_J · · Score: 2

      Don't worry, at about 6 months you break through a wall and mellow out. It doesn't start to hurt again until about 9 months (and then not as much). Applying for unemployment benefit helps, not just from the money but from the fact that the people working at the unemployment office look like their life is worse than yours -- having to deal with huge numbers of angry people all day, every day.

    3. Re:How about some real presents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry man, but either they're incompetent, lazy or not just willing to realize that the market has changed, and they need to motivate their applications.

      It's utter bogus that it's hard to get a job in 'our' industry.

    4. Re:How about some real presents... by webword · · Score: 1

      ...some people have kids in school, some have just planted their roots, some can't easily move (e.g., grandma is sick and needs the 24/7 help and you can't move her with you). There is more than motivation and skills to consider.

  4. Who'd want that Nakamichi stereo? by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... when you can get the B&O BeoSound Century, which is far nicer? Of course, if you want a good stereo, rather than an aethetically pleasing one, you wouldn't get one that was wall-mounted (perhaps one from these people?), but B&O's products are quite good in terms of audio quality, given their form factor.

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    1. Re:Who'd want that Nakamichi stereo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meridians and B&O are not in the same tier. Most people who understand audio will agree that B&O is part of the "Good-looking-lifestyle-system" category, just like Bose, and designed for looks and prestige versus sound quality.

      Meridian, on the other hand, is arguably one of the best of the best of the hi-fidelity high-end. Their full-digital systems and active speakers have been setting the bar for a good number of years, and continue to do so, price no object whatsoever.

    2. Re:Who'd want that Nakamichi stereo? by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 2

      Indeed, B&O and Bose are more 'life-style'-ed than engineered (that's not to say they're not good, just that they also have lots of marketing and branding attached to them), though I'm sure quite a few would object to B&O being placed at 'only' parity to Bose :-). And, W.R.T. Meridian, they're very, or at least quite , cheap, for the quality you get from them. Mind you, when I can afford 0.12MUKP for a set of speakers (OK, OK, and amplifiers, as they're powered), I'll be happy...

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  5. My Problem... by proxeus · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My problem is that i am 13 and have a wish list totalling over $3000. for some reason people laugh at me when i tell them the price of what i want. any suggestions?

    1. Re:My Problem... by epsalon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A) Grow up.
      B) Get a job.

      Yeah I know -1 Flamebait, -1 Troll

    2. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a job and buy it yourself

    3. Re:My Problem... by lowtekneq · · Score: 1

      same problem for me (only im 14).. its really a pain in the arse when your parents don't know anything about computers or technology in general. "sound card? don't you already have one of those?"

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    4. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a job and buy christmas gifts for yourself.

    5. Re:My Problem... by professortomoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do have a right to laugh. I'm 14, and if I really want something, I buy it myself. Find a job, or do odd tasks around the neighbor hood, the money adds up. My "wish list" totals about 700 bucks cause all I really want are a few classical music cd's and a Gamecube. Maybe if ya cut down your list, they won't laugh.

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    6. Re:My Problem... by Cheese+Metal+Rulez!! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Prostitution is a lucrative business for someone of your age.

    7. Re:My Problem... by damiam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What kind of stuff do you want that costs $3000??!! I'm 13 and my wish list is only about $250 total including a GeForce3 (which I don't really think I'll get). You're expecting too much.

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    8. Re:My Problem... by epsalon · · Score: 1

      However I think he is male, thus drastically reducing the salary for that profession.

    9. Re:My Problem... by dangermouse · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'm 22 and my wishlist totals exactly one million dollars. (It consists of one million dollars, actually.)

      But that's an absurd wishlist, and it's not the one I tell people about when they ask me for gift hints. That one's real short, and is full of things that cost five or ten bucks.

      The trick is to know your audience.

    10. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I want for X-Mas is a Blow Job.

    11. Re:My Problem... by damiam · · Score: 2

      How many healthy 13-year-old heterosexual male prostitues do you know? I thought so.

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    12. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know only one.. and that has to be you.

    13. Re:My Problem... by JMMurphy · · Score: 1

      I know the feeling, man. All I've been asking for is a girlfriend, and everyone just laughs at me. I mean, hey, love is cheap, right?

      IceHouse

    14. Re:My Problem... by Cheese+Metal+Rulez!! · · Score: 0, Troll

      What does being heterosexual have to do with being a 13 year old male prostitute?

    15. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason they call it a "wish list" you fucking scrooge.

    16. Re:My Problem... by Cheese+Metal+Rulez!! · · Score: 1

      My assumption was that he is male.

      A good looking young lad could make $3000 before christmas no problem.

    17. Re:My Problem... by ascii-kekkonen · · Score: 0

      Rob a bank?

    18. Re:My Problem... by damiam · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, a good deal of male prostitues are gay. Maybe not the majority, but a higher percentage than in the average population.

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    19. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will you be gay with me.. we can have gay party's with our gay friends in our gay house and dont forget our gay dogs..

    20. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the most expensive stuff off your list. Cars, Power Mac G4s, 20" LCDs, and 30000 watt stereos are too expensive, especially for a kid. You may want them, but nobody will buy them for you. You'd be better off asking for money, and then getting a job and using the combined total to buy something.

      Try to make sure the things you're asking for are under $100-150 each. Computer games, books, CDs, RAM, a Geforce2MX card, or a GameBoy Advance are good ideas. PS2s and GameCubes are pushing it, especially if you want more than one or two games.

      If you really, really want something expensive and nothing else (a new computer, for example), put it, and only it, on your list. But don't expect to get anything else for Christmas, or for a while afterwards. Parent's aren't made of money.

      Just out of curiosity, what's actually on your list?

    21. Re:My Problem... by dev0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i would suggest getting a job and buying hardware yourself... it's much more gratifying to know that you EARNED your new sound card, or video card, or whatever.. :)

    22. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could probably list $3,000 in clothes alone. Not everyone on slashdot is a dweeb, remember.

    23. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enough w/ the when i was your age i had to work for it shit.. i live in the subarbs of a medium sized town.. what kind of job could i do? and i was talking about x-mas presents anyway

    24. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea man, i am 13, i buying my own stuff, have bout 6 grand in bank+savings bonds and stuff, and except for most of the savings bonds, all money i made (excluding birthday and stuff)

      Humm, i can afford this crap, how can u not, yes u live in suburbs, but....paperroute, lawnmowing, pimpin?

    25. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and those clothes were made by a 13-year-old kid in a third-world country who got paid less than $3 for his work. So who's the dweeb here?

    26. Re:My Problem... by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but how fucking sad is it that you can list $3000 worth of clothing that you want?

      That doesn't make you cool, that makes you laughable.

    27. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's always prostitution and dealing drugs.

    28. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a homo.

    29. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In clothes?! Do you want a new suit for every day of the month or something? I honestly don't know how somebody could spend that much money on just clothes for themselves at one time. $3000 is at least 5 years worth of clothes for me, and no, I don't go around wearing cheap T shirts and jeans every day.

    30. Re:My Problem... by Guy+Innagorillasuit · · Score: 0

      You should probably start here

    31. Re:My Problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really the american way. Money is made overseas in sweatshops and spent in malls by rich degenerates. Christ, no wonder it's all going down the pan....

    32. Re:My Problem... by proxeus · · Score: 1

      ummm... lets see here Sony R505 Laptop $1500, Plextor 24X Burner $200, MSI Motherboard $120, 2 256MB ECC Registered Crucial PC2100 DDR $67 each, Klipch Speakers $200, Sound Blaster Audigy eX $200, GeForce 3 $300, Power Supply $50, New MiniDisc Player (Dad dropped Mine) $200, Mandrake Linux Gaming Edition $100, NEO Mod Chip $40, My weight in dry ice $150, and a Paint Ball Gun $200

  6. Extreme? by rasactive · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like Hardware Exterme's hardware wasn't extreme enough to handle slashdotting. Anybody got a mirror?

    1. Re:Extreme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I do. But right now I am looking at myself with it and I am thinking, how did I get so old? Why am I here? When am I gonna get laid next? I better put the mirror down and get working on that!

    2. Re:Extreme? by seann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ever notice how the AC's always have a problem getting laid?

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    3. Re:Extreme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry about that guys, we had to open up A LOT more bandwidth for all of you. Things should go beautifully now :)

      Enjoy and keep coming back every month for a new Gadget Showcase.

  7. 800x600 head mounted display at least! by JM · · Score: 3, Informative
    The guide shows the DH-4400VP model, which is pretty neat for watching DVDs and stuff, but they also have the DH-4500MPV model, which is ideal for Cyborg-like applications =)


    The manufacturer's page is:

    http://www.personaldisplay.com/english/f_whatis. ht ml


    At $1000, it's pretty reasonable!


    Santa, I want one ;-)

    1. Re:800x600 head mounted display at least! by MelMcGee · · Score: 1

      The 4400 _is_ svga / 800x600. I have 2. Got one off of ebay for $450 and one for $800 something through tekgear.

      I hacked one of mine into a monocle, and left the other intact. Hacking into a monocle as many, including myself, have done is easy. (I have instructions on www.melmcgee.com)

  8. Do you really think more junk will make you happy? by Astral+Traveller · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I swear, the hedonistic tendency I see in some of my more computer-oriented friends to slaver over faster processors, more memory, better graphics, and absolutely useless gimmicks like cube-shaped computers and flat-screen monitors saddens me. That we as a culture are so shallow to think that adding a paltry 50MHz to our gigahertz+ processors or having more hard drive space for porn and stolen MP3s will somehow make us happy is the tragedy of the modern age. No electronic pet or game console will bring you any more than a second of joy, until your eyes wander forth to the "next big thing".

    So instead of asking for yet another slab of transistors and cathode-ray tubes this holiday season, ask for something that will last, something that will make you feel happy inside as a person. Ask a loved one to give money to your favorite charity in your name (if you read Slashdot, you've been planning on making a donation to the EFF anyway, right? No excuse not to do it now, and you'll get to be cool like Wil Wheaton!). Or better yet, don't tell anyone what you want for Christmas, and then see what they get you, because those gifts are the sort that require true thought on the part of the giver, and it's the thought that counts in the end, right?

    Please try to raise yourself above the primal materialism that runs rampant this time of year, and remember what the season is all about. While you may not get the l33t357 b0x, you'll be happier in the long run.

  9. I want me a head mounted monitor by madmag · · Score: 0

    have it already for a year. a Sony Glasstron.

    Great for pR0n.

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  10. You can never have enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LEGO!
    I turn 36 on xmas eve and am hoping my wife has caught onto my countless hints for Lego Mindstorms. :))

    [rant] If you have young kids don't rot their minds with [Nintento|Xbox|DC|etc], get them books and Lego. Things that will help their young minds grow and analyze, not things that fuel ADD :))

    1. Re:You can never have enough... by mjrKong · · Score: 1

      i totally agree... although i'm only 18, but i still play with legos all the time... and at college it is a great thing to invite a girl over for....

    2. Re:You can never have enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you could get them a frisbee, and a friend: so they don't get double chins :)) from being an absolute geek...

  11. I want by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    i notice all the things i want are not on the list:

    -A small army of followers who are dumb enough to do whatever i say.
    -A thermo-nuclear war-head (Pref 600KT or more).
    -A house in mexico.
    -400Kg of crack cocaine.

    And a puppy.

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  12. I've tried that... by Killio · · Score: 0

    the don't-tell-what-you-want thing. And I got crap.

    D'oh!

  13. All I want... by milkmandan9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is enough bandwidth to survive a /.ing.

  14. mp3's in my car by joe_bruin · · Score: 1

    all i've ever wanted is 30 gigs of mp3's in my car. won't somebody buy this for a starving student?

    1. Re:mp3's in my car by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

      sell the car, buy the player... no, sell the play.. buy the car.. sell your appendix to the medical campus.. buy player... install.

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    2. Re:mp3's in my car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until the next hailstorm. Leave your car out in the hail. Augment the damage with a hammer if you want. Collect $$$ from the insurance guys. Buy the player. Optional: try to bang out the dents with a hammer.

      Since you're in college I'm assuming your car's fairly crappy anyways, so a few extra dents won't hurt. :)

  15. How much do they want for the cyborg chick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She would look good under the tree

  16. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by seann · · Score: 1

    I got a new computer 3 years ago
    (amd k6-2 350)
    and I'm fine and happy with it.
    I got my ATI-AIW last year for christmas, and I'm fine and happy with it.
    The good it's done?
    jobs?
    learning?
    when I was 15/16 I didn't have a good enough job to buy those kinds of things.

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  17. My geek wish list. by tcd004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. My @home cable modem service, which was shut off.
    2. My omnisky palm service, which will soon be shut off.

    Maybe I should have gone with Verizon all along

    tcd004

  18. ok, moneybags. by dangermouse · · Score: 2
    Who says you CAN get the B&O BeoSound Century? There's a Bang and Olufsen store about a quarter-mile from my apartment, and I wince every time I see the price labels.

    What would be nice is a slim-profile (wall-mountable == good) stereo that doesn't cost both arms and legs and also have the silly design that Nakamichi does.

    If I hang a stereo on the wall, I'm not going to want to feed discs in from the top and grope around the top edge for the play button.

  19. THOUSANDS OF DROOLING SLASHDOT GEEKS TRASH WEBSITE by cygnus · · Score: 1, Redundant

    slashdot effect takes hold. looks like Hardware Extreme's hosting hardware isn't too extreme.

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  20. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by JanneM · · Score: 1

    Yes, there is a very strong current of materialism in the whole Christmas phenomenon (one reason I don't celebrate it anymore). Drooling over a flat-screen monitor is for me a bit more than crass commercialism, though. My computer is my primary work tool, and I spend many hours a day in front of it. Having a steady, flicker-free screen (as well as a good keyboard) is a health matter as much as anything else; it's less tiring and gives less headaches. Same thing with a good keyboard or a decent chair. That _is_ happiness in the long run.

    /Janne

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  21. Who's going to buy any of this? by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

    The tech industry is dead; everyone is broke ...

    1. Re:Who's going to buy any of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. and it's not just because everyone is broke, most of it has to do with everyone just not really caring anymore.. just like Net Appliances (i-opener) they were huge for a while now you can pick one up on ebay for cheap! no one cares that much as they used to. it is like we have already discoverd everything.. woo 2GHZ yay.. see what I mean. a while ago everyone thought it was crazy when we raised the MHZ speed like 50MHZ at a time and they rushed to the stored to buy the new cpu..

    2. Re:Who's going to buy any of this? by Traxton1 · · Score: 1

      Well, the tech industry isn't doing too well for sure, but not a reason to assume that everyone is broke (and that's why people make wishlists, for other people to buy them things...). There are plenty of geeks not directly in the tech sector, or not yet at least (I'm just going through college now) so I'm not really affected by the tech slowdown (except cheaper ram :) ) Too bad I'm a po' college student.

    3. Re:Who's going to buy any of this? by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

      most of it has to do with everyone just not really caring anymore..

      Yep.
      When told "you need to upgrade your machine to use our software";
      Last year's response - you do it
      This year's response - who needs the software?

  22. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by Jazu · · Score: 1

    >...adding a paltry 50MHz to our gigahertz+ processors...

    Think of those less fortunate. I want to add 800MHz to my 200MHz processor, which is a bit more reasonable. And that would make me feel happy inside as a person.

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  23. it should be noted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The HMD described in the link is probably not ~1200x1200 pixels as they describe. Usually when they put out specs for these HMDs, you have to divide the pixel number by 3, for R G and B. So a 1.44 million pixel display is really a ~500 thousand pixel display which is more like 800x600..

  24. Less flicker would certainly make me happy. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

    and absolutely useless gimmicks like cube-shaped computers and flat-screen monitors

    Flat-screen monitors don't have flicker.

    This is one *hell* of a useful improvement, especially for those of us who *have* to sit in front of a monitor all day.

    Saving the desk real-estate of a CRT would be nice too.

    1. Re:Less flicker would certainly make me happy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Good LCDs (not the cheap, generic ones LCD haters love to hate so much) rock. They are as much useless gimmicks as the original poster's big high-rez color CRT.

    2. Re:Less flicker would certainly make me happy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, when I set up X to refresh my Viewsonic P225F at 20hz it still flickers...

    3. Re:Less flicker would certainly make me happy. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Uh, when I set up X to refresh my Viewsonic P225F [viewsonic.com] at 20hz it still flickers...

      I read the original post as meaning LCD (flat-panel) monitors.

      Serves me right for reading at 2am. My bad.

  25. Pocket entertainment center by bitty · · Score: 1

    "It's the First-Ever 7-in-One Pocket Entertainment Center, and It Fits in the Palm of Your Hand!"

    Why spend that kind of money on a pocket entertainment center when I've already got one that I can wrap my hand around?

    1. Re:Pocket entertainment center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why spend that kind of money on a pocket entertainment center when I've already got one that I can wrap my hand around?

      Why waste your time with all that when you could just beat off all the time?

  26. perfect gift by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    all i really want is roughly four hours alone with my girlfriend and no interuptions. as for letting folks think real hard about what i want. good luck. no one knows me well enough. if i don't tell them what to get me i don't get diddley squat. and i don't know anyone that will accept "just donate to habitat for humanity in my name" aas a serious gift request. because they don't feel thats a real gift. they don't believe thats a gift that would make me happy. so i tell them not to get me anything. anything that i actually want is always too expensive anyway.

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    1. Re:perfect gift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I can agree with that. Four hours with your girlfriend would be fun. Are you taking any trips soon? =)

    2. Re:perfect gift by Cheese+Metal+Rulez!! · · Score: 0

      Four hours?

      You think that's long enough for you to work out where to 'hide the sausage'?

      From the level of intelligence in your post I recommend you get a book or two to give you a few pointers.

  27. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by Draxinusom · · Score: 1

    That we as a culture are so shallow to think that adding a paltry 50MHz to our gigahertz+ processors... will somehow make us happy is the tragedy of the modern age.



    I completely agree... if Santa doesn't bring me something that's at least 200MHz faster, I'm going to be pissed!

  28. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by raresilk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My domestic partner and I decided to go the charitable route. We've talked about it on previous holidays, but never had enough motivation to actually do it until this year. We added up what we usually spend on our Christmas holiday giving and celebrating, for family, friends, and each other. We rounded it up to the nearest round number, and made a donation in that amount to the Afghanistan relief effort (1/2 to Unicef, 1/2 to Oxfam.)

    Then we made a nice Christmas card with color photos of Afghanistan refugees receiving food relief, including one bearded guy with a sack of USA wheat on his back that sweetly reminded us of Santa. We explained our decision in the card, including the total amount of our contributions - not to brag about it, but so that it would be clear this was not just our cheap attempt to blow off gift-giving. We asked that the recipients consider making similar donations in lieu of their usual Christmas gifts to us. The cards went out Thanksgiving weekend.

    We've received no negative reactions, and many positive ones to date. It remains to be seen whether anyone will take us up on our request to donate instead of a present, but honestly we're looking forward to a Christmas tree with absolutely zero gifts under it.

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  29. Is it my imagination, or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    does that microscope look more like a Sybian with a built-in video player?

    1. Re:Is it my imagination, or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said it, brother!

  30. Oh, thank you by nerpdawg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you for telling me where my morals & values should be. I wasn't aware of it, but it turns out I really needed *you* to point out to me what I should be feeling & doing. Wow. I'm apparently so unworthy to make decisions on my own. Thank you for gracing us with your presence.

  31. Make the effort you illiterate losers. by Cheese+Metal+Rulez!! · · Score: 0

    I know the Slashdot editorial team like to put the absolute minimum amount of effort required for this site but you'd think it's be standard practice by now to, if not actually mirror the covered site, then to at least hunt down and link the Google caced version.

    What am I saying?!

    These spunk weevils don't even have the wit to run a spell-checker over their 'work'.

  32. For Christmas, all I want.... by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

    is to pass my classes and to pay the bills. That's it, and the former can't be helped but by myself and my professors. I'm all hardware'd out. Oh yeah, and being able to have nothing to do for 4 solid weeks.

    Cheers

  33. How about... by Jubii · · Score: 3, Funny

    The assasination of the person who invented the pop-up ad?! My God, how many of these stupid things must I close? I'm sorry, I couldn't finish looking at the list, I got tired of waiting for the adds to come up so I could close them.

    --

    I planned on inserting something witty here but never got around to it.
    1. Re:How about... by Corrado · · Score: 2

      WooHoo -- I second that request!!

      I only saw the first three products before my Pop-Up|Under deleting finger got tired. I normally use Mozilla's ability to kill pop-up windows on Open but it's still way too slow on MacOS.

      --
      KangarooBox - We make IT simple!
    2. Re:How about... by schlach · · Score: 1

      McMahon & Tate Advertising:

      Sleazy Ad Exec: "You know those radio ads, with the two people with annoying voices talking to each other? I invented that."

      Homer punches him in the face

      Ad Exec, laughing. Happens all the time.

  34. No gifts for Mithra by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I modified the gift exemption voucher saying that the people I give it to don't have to give me anything for xmas or my birthday. I still give them gifts, until they reciprocate with a similar voucher - only 1 person so far - and what I do now is buy stuff throughout the year when I see something I know she might appreciate, which means I'm buying her more presents now :)

    Your charity idea is worth considering tho.

    "He who possesses little is so much the less possessed... Thus spoke Zarathustra."

  35. Thought that counts by wideangle · · Score: 1
    Astral Traveller wrote: Or better yet, don't tell anyone what you want for Christmas, and then see what they get you, because those gifts are the sort that require true thought on the part of the giver, and it's the thought that counts in the end, right?
    Right!

    But if your thought includes giving me another sweater, grams, just get me a book.
    Because "outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx

  36. My wishlist... by Stenpas · · Score: 1
    I have a five year old mac clone made by PowerComputing (remember them, anyone?) with a bunch of upgrades. It runs MacOS 9 pretty well, but MacOS X is going to be the future, and I can't run it. I think it's really time for a new computer. And maybe an iPod. Those things look pretty snazzy.

    But being 16, that's not going to happen. I got my first check Friday, and if all goes well I should be able to at least get the new computer by July. Yeah. Christmas in July.

    But for now, I just want to be with my closest friends. I need a little bit of holiday cheer. When I'm with them I'd like my computer to do its part in finding the cure for cancer, but it's only avalible for Windows. Too bad it hasn't been ported to MacOS or Linux. I'd ditch SETI and use that in a heartbeat.

    1. Re:My wishlist... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info on the cure for cancer thing. I am using it on the 3 computers I have which still run windows and have emailed everyone in my address book about it.

      Has slashdot done a story on this? If they haven't they really should, so more people get involved. I am sure there is more chance of something positive coming out of it than the seti@home project...

      graspee

  37. $3700 for a TUBE TV? by Stiletto · · Score: 2


    That Sony TV is ridiculous. Who would pay over a grand for a TUBE? Oh wait, it's flat, and it's Sony, so it must be good.

    Compare it side-by-side with a similarly priced rear-projection and you'll be able to pretty easily make the decision.

    1. Re:$3700 for a TUBE TV? by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Well in this day and age, I wouldn't spend over a grand on a tube tv, you can get a nice rear projection wide screen tv for about 2500 bucks. The ones I saw at best buy were pretty nice looking.. Of course the panasonic plasma display is great too, only about 200 bucks a month, if I didn't have a car payment id be all over it.

      Zeno

    2. Re:$3700 for a TUBE TV? by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      A CRT television has some serious advantages over LCD or projection, that's why they still make and sell "tube TV's".

      Brightness, sharpness, and viewing angle are all much, much better with a direct-view CRT than you could ever get on the very best rear projection.

      I bought a Sony XBR after watching one at a friend's house. They may be big, they may be heavy, they may be "old school technology", but they still kick the ass of any rear projection unit.

      I don't buy stuff because of brand names or advertising, or price. I buy the product that best serves it's intended purpose... and the Sony XBR is the best TV I've found.

      My only regret is that I didn't spring for a larger screen :-)

    3. Re:$3700 for a TUBE TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because rear projection TV's suck, that's why.

      You have to sit directly in front to get a good picture, and you need some tech guy to "tune" it if you are not technically inclined.

      If you are going to put up with the hassle of projection, go with front projection and have a proper theater experience. Otherwise, tubes still make a lot of sense, until someone makes an affordable plasma or other flat monitor.

    4. Re:$3700 for a TUBE TV? by mcj · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen this 40" XBR, but just last night I was at circuit city, and they were showing an HDTV broadcast of "Touched by an Angel" on the HDTV-capable units. They had the 34" 16:9 Wega on display right next to a similarly sized (a bit bigger, but not much) and priced rear projection...I believe it was a Panasonic. The picture quality was no comparison...the tube was far superior. They may have just had the projection model set up poorly, but the Wega was much, much sharper and brighter.

      This TV had a price tag of $3999...I guess the cool aspect ratio makes it more expensive even though the screen isn't as big?

      As a side note, you know the picture had to be really fucking good for me to stand there 10 minutes watching "Touched by an Angel".

    5. Re:$3700 for a TUBE TV? by armb · · Score: 1

      > Compare it side-by-side with a similarly priced rear-projection

      I've compared rear projection with (smaller) direct view TVs. I'm not sure whether to buy the direct view now, or wait for plasma prices to drop further.

      --
      rant
    6. Re:$3700 for a TUBE TV? by morgue-ann · · Score: 1

      Um, what technology does your sub-$4000 RPTV use? Video projectors in general use LCD, DLP (Texas Instruments' micro-mirror tech) or a set of 3 cathode ray tubes (one each for red, green and blue). RPTVs tend to use CRTs.

      No shadow mask removes some problems with direct-view CRTs, but introduces other ones.

      Direct-view tubes have a very wide field of view, matched only by expensive panels.

      -M

  38. w00t by grahagre · · Score: 0

    xbox owenz joo d00d

  39. HEY by cygnus · · Score: 1

    alright, whoever modded me down for this was being a little overzealous. please take into account the fact that the previous post that makes mine redundant might not have appeared when i started typing mine before punishing me for it, please!

    --
    Just raise the taxes on crack.
  40. Re:A wall-mounted, stereo santa? by Cheese+Metal+Rulez!! · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure I could deal with one wall mounted Santa let alone two of them.

    I don't have the room anyway unless I dump the crucified Jesus next to the tv or maybe a rhino head or two.

  41. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for telling me what my morals are, and what makes me happy or not. I'm glad I don't have to find out for myself now.

    Having fun in the short term must be evil to you, right? If donating to and working for charities all the time is fun for you, go ahead. Personally, working all the time and giving all my money away isn't fun. I don't unwind by sending off a $100 check to the Red Cross. Helping others is good, but helping yourself is important too. All work and no play makes a person go crazy, right? Hotrod computers are play for us. Deal with it.

  42. All I want for christmas by interiot · · Score: 2

    is fewer damn popups, my god.

  43. Christmas Gifts... Morals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont really care what other people want, if they want to drool over something, let them... everyone has to find a way to get through this existance, and if you simply deny the meaning tha people have (even if you believe the meaning you have is more correct) you deprive them of their livelyhood, and im not talking about their jobs, im refering to what gets them through the night. So lets all show a little "Christmas Spirit" and not start a flame war over whose morals are more correct, socially, politically, religiously and whathaveyou.

    $.02

    Eu

  44. Re:A wall-mounted, stereo santa? by Cheese+Metal+Rulez!! · · Score: 0

    I have my own death camp shower room for those.

    I bring a few of the more colourful ones out into the living room around christmas time though.

  45. Not good for people with parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i can just see someone "enjoying" the pr0n, and the parents walking in... you'd probably be too engrossed to hear them open the door. I'd pay to see the ensuing exchange.

  46. Wheee! I just bought my Xmas present.. by Knobby · · Score: 2

    Who needs another power sucking electronic gadget, when you can pick up a fat burning mechanical work of art?

    I finally cracked the mountain bike frame I brazed together 6 years ago.. So, while I work up the next one, I decided to pick up one of these little numbers... It's not steel, and it's a bit heavier than ride I'm used to, but what the heck, right? The addition of rear suspension will be nice with the ground beginning to freeze..

  47. Who'd want a B&O? by wideangle · · Score: 2
    Just get a Bose-Wave-Radio.
    Because everyone knows, Bose RULES!

    I carry mine around on my shoulder like a boom-box. Aww yeah.

    1. Re:Who'd want a B&O? by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 2

      Quite honestly, the quality of Bose speakers are truly overated; the sound is good, but it's not that good. Mind you, I do have a Bose CD-Wave-Radio :-)

      --
      James F.
  48. Hmmm... lost of Sony stuff by OakLEE · · Score: 2

    Is it me or does this seem more like a commerical for Sony products than an actual wishlist?

    _________________

    --
    The sun beams down on a brand new day, No more welfare tax to pay, Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light...
    1. Re:Hmmm... lost of Sony stuff by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this list sucks. 6 out of 13 are Sony, even a Memory Stick Walkman *gag*. Sure, it's small and sexy looking, but a 64MB flash memory player is woefully inadequate for most people's music needs. Does it natively play MP3 files now or does it still make you recode them to their copy protected ATRAC3?

      If you want a flash memory player the Sonicblue Rios consistently get good reviews. My personal favorite is the Rio Volt SP250 MP3-CD player. I also feel better about supporting a company that fights the MPAA and RIAA.

  49. This review smells like a hidden big ad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SONY, SONY and again SONY. When I see a CRT TV that cost $1000 more than similar models, all I can say is that something is wrong in the kingdom of danmark.
    No Plasma screen TV, a crappy headset display, Nakamishi over better brands, WOW! If I want to get that type of crap then I visit Sharper Image, I don't come on /.
    For Christmas, I order my distro copy of RH and Mandrake. Couldn't make my mind which one I wanted, still wanted to buy Linux to show my support and 2 copies with 1000's of software inside are still cheaper than WinXP.

    1. Re:This review smells like a hidden big ad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't come on /. "

      Obviously you aren't jacking off to the troll posts like everyone else. Or is it just me ?

      (remembers to post anonymously)

  50. Is this site in bed with Sony? by Nonesuch · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There are plenty of cool geek gifts not made by Sony, so when 6 out of 13 items on their list are Sony products, you have to suspect something is up...

    I like some stuff Sony makes, but I wouldn't call their products "geek friendly".

    1. Re:Is this site in bed with Sony? by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      That this post (my post) got modded up to +5 shows exactly what is wrong with the moderation system... There were two earlier comments with basically the same content, but posted by AC or just a user without a +1 bonus point.

      Actually, there was one thing my post had that these other posts lacked- I actually went to the trouble of counting the number of sony/non-sony items on the 'geek gift list' at the site.

  51. Response to Server Comments by JohannRamirez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey guys sorry about the lag on the site. We were not expecting quite that much traffic. I had the bandwidth increased quite a bit so things should go much smoother now.

    You should be proud you almost took down all of www.realgn.com www.realshell.com and www.keystreams.com With a total of more than 30 sites and 9 servers. Pretty amazing stuff.

  52. Aibo w/lights on = creepy by cowboy+junkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looking at that AIBO with the lights on, it seems a step or two away from being one of those deadly mechanical hounds from Fahrenheit 451. "The LEDs pulsate as AIBO becomes more excited"...and readies itself for the kill...

    1. Re:Aibo w/lights on = creepy by labratuk · · Score: 1

      I'm reading farenheit 451 right now, and those hounds are fucking scary. along with a lot of things in that book. bloody hell ray bradbury knows how to stop me sleeping after reading that book.

      --
      Malike Bamiyi wanted my assistance.
    2. Re:Aibo w/lights on = creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a first generation
      Japanese Gundam robot.
      Can't wait until they have laserguns
      and can fly through space. YEah!

      Ben

  53. Not Me by PingXao · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I looked at the first page. When I got 2 - not 1, 2 - pop-up ads I left your crappy website. Judging from some of the comments I see here, I'm not getting the feeling that I missed anything.

  54. AIGHHH!!! Pop-Ups, Pop-Ups everywhere !! by whoppo · · Score: 1

    Well.. I liked the first 5 or 6 items I saw, but after closing the 8 or 9 pop-up windows that followed, I opted to stop looking at toys.. Damn I hate pop-up ads.

    --
    chown -R us /base
  55. Donate to The Human Fund! by humberthumbert · · Score: 1

    "The Human Fund--Money For People"

  56. simple gifts for the geek with too many toys by sunhou · · Score: 3, Informative

    Two very simple but practical suggestions for geeks who already have a lot of toys spread all over their home (I got both for myself during the past year, and they've helped me clean up my living room a bit, and were well worth it):

    First, the cheap one: a $20
    video/S-video switch (the SVS1000, not the AVS500 on that page) to connect more things to the TV. I've got my N64 and Dreamcast going through it, and will probably also route one or two of my VCRs through it. Simple but handy. But a warning: if you give one to an uber-geek he may complain that the box degrades the video quality noticeably; I didn't notice any image degradation at all with Mario Kart 64, which was my main concern. I just picked up one of these when I bought a Dreamcast after they came down to $50, since my TV didn't have any more free inputs.

    Second, and much more expensive, a KVM switch, to share one keyboard/monitor/mouse among multiple computers. I got myself a Belkin OmniView SE 4-port (they claim list price around $260, but I'm pretty sure I got mine quite a bit cheaper) and I'm really happy to have reclaimed so much room on my desk; now I'm able to pile up so many more papers than before!

    Lately when Christmas approaches, I've started wondering where I can make room for any more stuff I get. These two things have given me a bit of extra room and helped me organize all the wires a bit.

  57. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a fool.

  58. Spoken in the voice of Chandler from Friends by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

    Could there BE any more pop under ads on that site?

  59. Your next purchase... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... should be one of these.

  60. No thanks, I don't want a job... by FyRE666 · · Score: 0

    Hmm, actually I've just been made redundant from my dot.bomb job (man /that/ was a shock :-) and I'm looking forward to a nice loooong Christmas break.

    Doesn't look like it'll happen though, as all the local firms and "friends" who I've been able to blow off with my "I'm too busy to do your site" excuse are now have gotten wind of this. So I'm keeping my head down and not answering phone calls :-)))))

  61. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa! Dont go spreading your radical anti-materialism ideas here. Acording to the CIA, anti-materialism is a major threat to NATO countries. (Wildcards - Radical Ideologies).

    What I'd like most this christmas is IT (codename: Ginger).

  62. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    Well, I agree that the I want it crowd really seem like they are begging sometimes, but sometimes I wish my family members would provide such a list for me. I LIKE to get AND Give gifts. I KNOW I spent more on all of my gifts I gave to my side of the family, but I don't care. I spend 20-30 on my brother and his wife and while mine was worth about the same, my brother got my wife a bunch of cheap pics to hang on the wall and we don't care! In fact, I like it! Showed ingenuity! Also, I don't know about you, but I go all year most years with out getting most of what I want. and gosh darn it I would like to get SOMETHING nice for once! Looks like I am getting a Radeon VE card from my wife (we have no time to shop....2 year old occupies our time...). I know, the 3d performance isn't that great but I watch more DVD's then play games so I want the TV out and dual monitor support more then supa fast 3d. That's called compromise. I REALLY want a Radeon AIW (Or the 8500 DV, the 8500 equivalent to AIW). Why won;t I get it? Costs to freakin much. Personally, the gifts I have gotten so far I like the ones that the gift giver does:

    1. Think about what I may want...getting me gift certificates (I hate em, but will gladly take them) shows no thought and is a cop out. I am not THAT difficult to shop for. Hell get me a pack of socks! The washer always eats em and I can always use some new ones....

    2. Don't go hog wild....unless you really want too. You don't have to spend lots on me to make me happy. Well over half the items on that list are not of much use to me. I'd rather have a new laptop (if you HAVE to spend lots on me! ;)) or a DVD or heck even CD-R blanks. Don't buy me sweaters (I will wear them like once...and then not again until it's SUPER COLD!). Oh and a pound of good coffee is a nice cheap idea as well(espresso roast please).

    3. Spend more on my kid....he needs it more then I do anyway.

    That's so easy. I just wish I could tell people just get me all the things I wish I had picked up at the store or have been meaining to get but haven't (not that I couldn't...I just coudln't justify it at the moment or talked myself out of it over and over again...).

    Also, what's WRONG with wanting nice stuff? Sure, I can BE HAPPY with out it. I don't have it now and I am happy, but why is it so wrong to want things? We all want things(your lying if you say you aren't.). Some want World Peace, some want Osama's head on a pike. Why is it materialistic to want? It would be different if we just wanted it to say we have it, but I know most of the slashdot readers would use alot of that list everyday! Sure, we'd throw things away, but only if we had alot of that list. Heck I wish I had not bought that stupid web cam about a year or two ago and bought the TV/radio card instead. I would have used it more. My point is just because you think you are all high and mighty because you don't succomb to the I want monster, you are lying in saying that you never want anything for Christmas or never wanted any of these things. It would be so much easier for me if the people on my list would have given me a list. Also how would you know if I would be happier if I hadn't gotten that new video card? Sure, I might be able to deal with it, but it would make me immensely happy to get that video card this year. It would save me time and make things run better on my system so I would be happier with it then without it. Sure, I can live with what I got, but I sure would like to dump this POS video card I have now.

    PS My monitor is 3 years old. Same with my video card, my Ethernet card and my speakers and my ram. Only things in there that are newer then that are my CD-RW drive, my soundcard, my motherboard+CPU and my Hard Drive. I DO by stuff that lasts. I DON'T have to have the latest stuff because if I want to game, I would rather have a console to do that (XBOX or PS/2 anyone? ...:)). I need my HD space for work...

    --

    Gorkman

  63. Wish List by tang · · Score: 1

    I put only one thing on my List this year:
    A Heckler & Koch USP 40 caliber.
    Any other geeks out there getting guns for christmas?
    (I went and filled out the federal paper work to get my gun, just waiting for it to come back)

    1. Re:Wish List by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

      Very handy for taking out sensors linked to explosive devices, shooting seagulls, shooting radios on guards' belts etc.

      (hint to the clueless- mgs2)

      graspee

  64. Anyone else remember when... by SpiderJ · · Score: 0

    all we wanted for Christmas was "my two front teeth?" Now it's: Dear Santa, Forget the two front teeth, can I please have an X-Box/Gamecube/PS2/Enterprise (with crew)/etc. I'll use dentures instead. Love Jean-Luc PS. If you can find a babysitter for Wesley, I'd appreciate it. I've got *ahem* dinner plans tonight.

  65. Uhm... No. Just No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are gifts for consumers. They're about as geeky as an electric toothbrush, though I can see where they might seem more important to kids.
    Oh, this is Slashdottie. Never mind!

  66. IT's what I want by manifested2 · · Score: 1

    I want IT...

    http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011201/tc/tech _k amen_invention_dc.html

  67. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by wedg · · Score: 1

    Intelligent sounding trolls are still trolls.

    Some philosophers would argue that hedonism isn't all that bad (take Mill, for example).

    And clearly, what makes some people happy in life doesn't make others, and vice versa.

    Please don't assume that your point of view is the only one, or even the only valid one.

    Perhaps you'll be happier once you strive to understand why others act how they do, rather than just denouncing their actions.

    --
    Jake
    Dating: while( 1 ){ call_girl(); get_rejected(); drink_40(); } return 0;
  68. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

    If I could find a loving girlfriend as easily as walking into a store and buying something, I would. But I can't. So I'll just have to amuse myself with fancy material possessions while I wait to find someone.

  69. my wish list by altan · · Score: 1

    All I want for Noel:
    Intel P4 1.9GHz [2GHz costs an extra 100 bucks]
    Asus P4B i845 478p
    3x 512MB RAM [4 Me, RAM is always more important cause most of my problems on my 32MB box come from insufficient RAM]
    60GB/7200RPM Quantum HDD
    19" Philips 109B Flat
    Asus V8200 Deluxe GeForce3 64MB TV Out[Ti500 is not worth the money]
    USRobotics 56K Ext. Modem [56K is the only option where I live :(]
    Asus ATX T10 Case
    M$ Internet Multimedia Keyb
    M$ Intelli Mouse
    16x Pioneer DVD-ROM
    Yamaha 20x10x40 CD-RW
    M$ WinXP Pro
    RedHat Professional Distro [the BIG one]

    The above is a PERHAPS from my dad. I also ordered some tschit from ThinkGeek like tshirts and caffeine...

  70. If Jon Katz Could Only Write This Well by Lunastorm · · Score: 1

    I swear, you guys are incredibly disgusting, but hilarious nonetheless. Have you ever thought about posting your stories on the alt.sex.stories newsgroup if you haven't already? Not only are your stories more original, well-written, and entertaining, but they applaud sick material like this. The writings on this site from the FAQ to this story easily beat the best of the material written by the regulars on that newsgroup.
    P.S. I will never eat noodles again.

    --
    You die too easily.
  71. Sony is not what it used to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past, Sony gear was something I thought was above average and well built. In the past 7 years, I've seen much lower quality devices with proprietary features like the Memory Stick that really don't beat the functionality of the competitors, only make it more expensive.

    When I go to buy Sony, I find Sony forcing sites not to list prices below retail and making it hard for me to get a deal without going there in person. I find high pressure sales with Sony.

    Now that I see Sony as one of the main stompers of Fair Use rights for Movies and Music, I really have to think twice before funding a giant by purchasing underperforming products. If Sony made products which were superior, I still think they might deserve a look but if you see Sony and don't go "wow, that beats all competitors!" then move on. They are about as evil as Microsoft as companies go.

  72. I want by Styder · · Score: 1

    time off work! Yeesh, 7 day work weeks are killing me this holiday season.

    but my xmas wish will go unanswered as ive already been givin the 'thumbs down' about time off til january!

  73. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous Cowards
    are also kinda silly.

    It's an excellent idea.

  74. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since I don't have any McRosoft systems I am never worried about having the "next big thing". As far as I know, the "next big thing" for LoseXP v2.0 would be some bloody sales.

    Frankie "Anonymous" Howerd

  75. Re:Creative Writing by CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy shit!!! That's the craziest thing I've seen here since Cancer Girl!

  76. A direct link by NKJensen · · Score: 1
    This link gets you
    directly to the said stereo

    A must-notice for nerds: they run php...

    --
    -- From Denmark
  77. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by jayfang · · Score: 1

    Well done! In a sense you did buy your happiness by with money. What you bought was a sense of freedom from guilt caused by a hugely priveledged lifestyle - tell the list what car you drive, your hifi specs, haw may TV's etc Did you consider that Oxfam and unicef have awful delivery rates (approx 25% of donations will arrive to the needy) or do you care? Also those organisations are very political - perpetuating a third world/first world mentality. sleep tight and smug Me?? A bit hedonistic and I accept that.

  78. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by NickFusion · · Score: 1
    Primal materialism...where can I get some of that?!!!

    --
    What were you expecting?
  79. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by raresilk · · Score: 2
    My chosen aid organizations are too "political," eh? Name me an international aid organization that is feeding people for some reason other than to fulfill a policy goal. Get real -- even the vague intent to "end hunger" can be characterized as a political one, and often is by the extreme right who believe that the poor exist only as a resource to be exploited, and characterize any form of aid as incipient communism. Sounds like that's where you're coming from . . .

    I also notice that, although you complain that Oxfam and Unicef have "awful delivery rates," you do not suggest any better-performing organizations, which one expects you would do if you were really concerned about the percentage of food that makes it to hungry mouths. Nonetheless, your assumption that I failed to do my homework is incorrect. Many NGOs achieve high "delivery rates" by indiscriminately handing off truckloads of aid to any handy "local leader," who may or may not have the interests of his community at heart. Often, this food and medicine winds up as a life support system for local warlords terrorizing the population (case in point - Somalia) Also, NGOs who function solely as delivery networks do not help the population become self-sustaining - it takes infrastructure projects to do that. I researched and chose the organizations I felt were most consistent with these concerns.

    And, if anyone but you cares, which I doubt:
    car - 1996 Honda Civic CX
    TV - two, both 10+ years old.
    stereo "specs" - it sounds good

    Living a less-privileged lifestyle than one could otherwise afford comes with its own benefits. One of them is the ability to make substantial charitable donations. Your attempt to characterize charity as selfish hedonism overlooks a simple fact: if the "hugely privileged" do not provide the necessary assistance to poor countries, who will? Of course, you don't care about your illogic, because you're against the whole concept of privileged nations and people helping the less fortunate. Myself, I prefer the approach advocated by John F. Kennedy over 40 years ago:

    To those people in the huts and villages across the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help themselves, for whatever period is required; not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.

    The abandonment of Kennedy's pledge by the US is in part responsible for the sociopolitical climate that feeds modern global terrorism and tyranny, as exemplified by the Taliban/bin Laden. No, I am not excusing them - regardless of how they became what they are, they are heinous murderers and they should all be executed. However, cleansing the wound of germs doesn't help if you just let it become re-infected. Looks like we failed to save more than a few who were rich on September 11. If I happen to be in the next target, I will fail to be saved no matter how many TVs I have. Yes, my freedom and happiness are enhanced by contributing to the freedom and happiness of others around the world. Only the most perverse and mean-spirited mind can characterize this sentiment as "smug."

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  80. New Building Toy by TDO · · Score: 1

    Check out Atollo, it's new building "toy", and it's got some compatiblity with Legos. Instead of bricks they have what are called "Brokits" that allow cool new ways to connect pieces. Look here for a description of the different ways to connect the two Brokits.

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  81. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by jayfang · · Score: 1

    Ok please let's not debate that any person of group with a policy is political. duh! The issue is of ulterior and/or misguided goals... Locally we have a group of farmers that collect money and donate their own time to actually go and help sustainable farming in impoverished counties. Specifically not imposing "first world" methods as per 1950-80's screw-ups. They are the people with the guts to get on the ground, and have a far better conversion rate. Very simple and transparent goals and people I can meet. Those charities are out there I promise. Also many impoverished counties are safe enough to travel - go there and educate yourself about "warlords and charity", because (seriously no-offense intended here) but you are talking tripe. Agreed - I wouldn't hand my cash to most of the impoverished governments. Now when you get to influences for 11.9 you are bang on. And if the problem is political where is your contributions going? To groups happy in the political status quo! duh! Now THINK - how does one change this? Donate to political organisations intent on changing the status quo. Please at least donate to the EFF next time! I find your sense of donations amusingly confused: Keep enough money to be comfortable, give to the IBM and Microsoft of charity. Then hope that this will change the world because you are a "nice" American and not a "greedy" American. I'm intrigued now, do you donate "substantially" from a sense of duty, or the sense of joy dervied?

  82. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by raresilk · · Score: 1
    Both.

    I now see that you are one of those foolish college kids who believes that he/she knows more than researchers, political or social scientists, military strategists, or diplomat who have spent their whole lives studying the nation(s) to which you apply the reductionist label of "third world," simply because you packed up your little backpack and hitchhiked around "seeing things for yourself."

    However, since I consider those other sources I mentioned far more reliable than you, I believe there's no point continuing the discussion.

    PS - I'm posting without the bonus because this is getting substantially offtopic.)

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  83. Back on topic - A just motivation to enjoy toys... by jayfang · · Score: 1
    I was hoping to get the discussion around to a debate over enjoying posessions not for ownership of their status, but personal capability enhancement. And how this compares to your motivation for donation. (And yes, a years worth of Psych is a dangerous thing :-)

    In my experience there are two types of Lawyers
    1) those that like to argue because it can lead to discovery
    2) those that like to argue, just to be right as a power trip
    Now I think I can pigenhole you raresilk. BTW was really hoping for a good fair debate leading somewhere, ah well, live and learn.
    regards, Jayfang.