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Rounded. Rounded white sneakers.
Gotta keep that fetish of a dead obsessive-compulsive guy alive.
It's necessary in order for others to reach the mid-level earth sprite or Bhummadeva belonging to the Vidyadhara-Yakkha branch, through his example.

Photos are taken from a wrong angle due to someone holding the phone wrong.

After all... It's the word of Steve. A known benefactor of humanity, through past and future incarnations as an Earth Sprite.

Photos are taken from a wrong angle due to someone holding the phone wrong.

After all... It's the word of Steve. A known benefactor of humanity, through past and future incarnations as an Earth Sprite.

He's already been reincarnated as a celestial warrior-philosopher.

http://www.dmc.tv/pages/en/Where-is-Steve-Jobs/20120822-The-Hereafter-News:Steve-Jobs-where-is-he-now-Part-1.html

Yeah, but then you would have probably never learned about Steve's past lives.

I mean, come on, how often do you get to see renderings of someone's previous AND future incarnations, including them beating someone to death with their bare hands.

Yeah, but then you would have probably never learned about Steve's past lives.

I mean, come on, how often do you get to see renderings of someone's previous AND future incarnations, including them beating someone to death with their bare hands.

http://blogs.wsj.com/searealtime/2012/08/31/thai-group-says-steve-jobs-reincarnated-as-warrior-philosopher/

Appleâ(TM)s mantra of using technology to bring people closer together also dovetails neatly with the teachings of the orange-robed monks at the Dhammakaya Temple.
They preach a worldly, tech-savvy form of Buddhism which instructs worshipers that it isnâ(TM)t a sin to grow rich, as long as they contribute a chunk of their earnings to the Dhammakaya cause.

Material possessions are cool. Just give us money.

Among other things, he has said the reincarnated Mr. Jobs spends much of his time lounging in a glass palace resembling an Apple store. Phra Chaibul also has said the being formerly known as Steve Jobs is attended by 20 servants, who seem to resemble the Apple store âGeniusesâ(TM)

The spiritual rewards also appear to be worth the effort, at least according to Phra Chaibul. He says that Mr. Jobs now enjoys sleeping on a floating hover-bed, and when he thinks of a piece of music he would like to hear, it automatically plays. If he is hungry, an aide quickly brings him a tasty treat.

âoeEverything is high-tech, beautiful, and simple, exactly the way he likes it, and he is filled with great excitement and amazement,â Phra Chaibul says. In fact, the technology surrounding the reincarnated Mr. Jobs works so seamlessly that he has no reason to âoebare his canine teethâ or otherwise exercise the hot temper for which he was known on earth.

Whatâ(TM)s more, Mr. Jobs was reborn in a younger, more handsome form. Phra Chaibul says he now appears to be around 35 to 40 years old, with a full head of hair. Artist renderings accompanying Phra Chaibulâ(TM)s lectures show a rejuvenated Mr. Jobs living in a photo-shopped, air-brushed utopia where he hangs out with other sprites and revels in the achievements of friends and colleagues he left behind on earth.

What does a celestial warrior-philosopher need with servants?
Or glass palaces? Or floating hover-beds? Or tasty treats? Or hair?
Or pathetically "younger" body of 35-40? Why not go for a viral 19-21 with a wisdom of several lifetimes?

Probably cause the above mentioned Phra Chaibul is 68 and 35 seems to his unimaginative mind (Really? Afterlife apex for a celestial warrior-philosopher is about auto-playing music and snacks on a floating bed?) like an impossibly distant age when he was "young".

And if you want to SEE what he actually meant, please step this way.
Dhamma Media Channel has renderings of all Steve's previous incarnations on display.
Including an explanation why he died of cancer.

SPOILER:

In a previous incarnation he had beaten to death an "unlicensed doctor" who "gave the counterfeit medicine to his older brother".
PI Steve (Previous Incarnation Steve) ended up selling his family business AND donating a part of his liver to save his brother.
"Unlicensed doctor's" death on the other hand "was caused mainly by liver hemorrhage."
See how it all ties together?
AMAZOING-OING-OING-OING!

http://blogs.wsj.com/searealtime/2012/08/31/thai-group-says-steve-jobs-reincarnated-as-warrior-philosopher/

Appleâ(TM)s mantra of using technology to bring people closer together also dovetails neatly with the teachings of the orange-robed monks at the Dhammakaya Temple.
They preach a worldly, tech-savvy form of Buddhism which instructs worshipers that it isnâ(TM)t a sin to grow rich, as long as they contribute a chunk of their earnings to the Dhammakaya cause.

Material possessions are cool. Just give us money.

Among other things, he has said the reincarnated Mr. Jobs spends much of his time lounging in a glass palace resembling an Apple store. Phra Chaibul also has said the being formerly known as Steve Jobs is attended by 20 servants, who seem to resemble the Apple store âGeniusesâ(TM)

The spiritual rewards also appear to be worth the effort, at least according to Phra Chaibul. He says that Mr. Jobs now enjoys sleeping on a floating hover-bed, and when he thinks of a piece of music he would like to hear, it automatically plays. If he is hungry, an aide quickly brings him a tasty treat.

âoeEverything is high-tech, beautiful, and simple, exactly the way he likes it, and he is filled with great excitement and amazement,â Phra Chaibul says. In fact, the technology surrounding the reincarnated Mr. Jobs works so seamlessly that he has no reason to âoebare his canine teethâ or otherwise exercise the hot temper for which he was known on earth.

Whatâ(TM)s more, Mr. Jobs was reborn in a younger, more handsome form. Phra Chaibul says he now appears to be around 35 to 40 years old, with a full head of hair. Artist renderings accompanying Phra Chaibulâ(TM)s lectures show a rejuvenated Mr. Jobs living in a photo-shopped, air-brushed utopia where he hangs out with other sprites and revels in the achievements of friends and colleagues he left behind on earth.

What does a celestial warrior-philosopher need with servants?
Or glass palaces? Or floating hover-beds? Or tasty treats? Or hair?
Or pathetically "younger" body of 35-40? Why not go for a viral 19-21 with a wisdom of several lifetimes?

Probably cause the above mentioned Phra Chaibul is 68 and 35 seems to his unimaginative mind (Really? Afterlife apex for a celestial warrior-philosopher is about auto-playing music and snacks on a floating bed?) like an impossibly distant age when he was "young".

And if you want to SEE what he actually meant, please step this way.
Dhamma Media Channel has renderings of all Steve's previous incarnations on display.
Including an explanation why he died of cancer.

SPOILER:

In a previous incarnation he had beaten to death an "unlicensed doctor" who "gave the counterfeit medicine to his older brother".
PI Steve (Previous Incarnation Steve) ended up selling his family business AND donating a part of his liver to save his brother.
"Unlicensed doctor's" death on the other hand "was caused mainly by liver hemorrhage."
See how it all ties together?
AMAZOING-OING-OING-OING!