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  1. Q*Bert is Evil! by SlashdotTroll · · Score: -1 · on Where Are They Now: Q*Bert


    I'll say it first and I'll say it again! Q*Bert is evil! Says Fractalcow.com's webmaster that realy just pussied-out under the pressure from Sesame Workshop.

    Q*Bert killed Mr. Hooper!
    Q*Bert tried to rape Dawn!
    Q*Bert does strange and bad things to Q*Ernie(remember, those were Q*Ernie's shoes!)
    Q*Bert sells drugs and is the one that got Elmo addicted to Heroine!(god rest his muppet soul)
    Q*Bert recently got the trash-collectors to evict poor-ol' Oscar Grouch!

    Q*Bert is evil!

  2. Always known. (Google = news)Re:My favorite part. by leuk_he · · Score: 1 · on Bert Is Evil
    Don't forget all the other photo evidence at Bert is evil A site i know to exist already for more than 2 year.
    If you look carefully you will find a lot more evidence about bert and ernie.

    Now also wired makes news from something they find on google.... 8-)

  3. Prior evidence of bert's evil by McQuaid · · Score: 0, Redundant · on Bert Is Evil

    It's been known for years how evil he is. From his alcohol abuse to his ties with Hitler. Just look here

  4. Bert == Evil by term0r · · Score: 1 · on Bert Is Evil

    And for some more proof that Bert is evil check this out

  5. Mr. Hooper's death should be reinvestigated by bubblegoose · · Score: 1 · on Bert Is Evil

    Obviously then it is true about the Mr. Hooper death here and here [fractalcow.com], it was
    probably a training mission.

  6. Mr. Hooper's death should be reinvestigated by bubblegoose · · Score: 1 · on Bert Is Evil

    Obviously then it is true about the Mr. Hooper death here and here [fractalcow.com], it was
    probably a training mission.

  7. Re:Clear Concise Explanation by kryptkpr · · Score: 1 · on Bert Is Evil

    Here's a handy URL... http://www.fractalcow.com/bert/bert.htm

  8. More evidence.. by ahoehn · · Score: 1 · on Bert Is Evil

    ..can be found at another Bert Is Evil site.

  9. Bert IS EVIL!!!! by AltGrendel · · Score: 0, Redundant · on Bert Is Evil

    The proof is here!!!!

  10. I've known this for a long time by jhanson · · Score: 1 · on Bert Is Evil

    Bert is Evil

  11. Re:Big Bird by OpCode42 · · Score: 3 · on Barney vs. Right to Satire

    Why haven't sesame street sued over Bert Is Evil? Maybe they are too busy laughing at it....

  12. Vote Nazi 2000... Bert, not bush! by digitalmind · · Score: 1 · on The Return Of The Luddites

    I know it seems like all the leaders today, they're all the same. Sure, you could waste your vote on a nazi like bush, but why? If you have to have ethnic killing and book burning, why not just go the direct route?

    That is why I am encouraging all of the slashdot community to vote BERT 2000!

    Bert would make a good leader because he has much political experience, with groups such as The KKK, Dennis Rodman, O.J. Simpson, JFK, and Adolf Hitler himself.

    So when you vote this year, don't waste a vote on a luddite neo-nazi like bush, waste it on a real nazi like BERT!



    Kris
    botboy60@hotmail.com
    Nerdnetwork.net

  13. Vote Nazi 2000... Bert, not bush! by digitalmind · · Score: 1 · on The Return Of The Luddites

    I know it seems like all the leaders today, they're all the same. Sure, you could waste your vote on a nazi like bush, but why? If you have to have ethnic killing and book burning, why not just go the direct route?

    That is why I am encouraging all of the slashdot community to vote BERT 2000!

    Bert would make a good leader because he has much political experience, with groups such as The KKK, Dennis Rodman, O.J. Simpson, JFK, and Adolf Hitler himself.

    So when you vote this year, don't waste a vote on a luddite neo-nazi like bush, waste it on a real nazi like BERT!



    Kris
    botboy60@hotmail.com
    Nerdnetwork.net

  14. Vote Nazi 2000... Bert, not bush! by digitalmind · · Score: 1 · on The Return Of The Luddites

    I know it seems like all the leaders today, they're all the same. Sure, you could waste your vote on a nazi like bush, but why? If you have to have ethnic killing and book burning, why not just go the direct route?

    That is why I am encouraging all of the slashdot community to vote BERT 2000!

    Bert would make a good leader because he has much political experience, with groups such as The KKK, Dennis Rodman, O.J. Simpson, JFK, and Adolf Hitler himself.

    So when you vote this year, don't waste a vote on a luddite neo-nazi like bush, waste it on a real nazi like BERT!



    Kris
    botboy60@hotmail.com
    Nerdnetwork.net

  15. Vote Nazi 2000... Bert, not bush! by digitalmind · · Score: 1 · on The Return Of The Luddites

    I know it seems like all the leaders today, they're all the same. Sure, you could waste your vote on a nazi like bush, but why? If you have to have ethnic killing and book burning, why not just go the direct route?

    That is why I am encouraging all of the slashdot community to vote BERT 2000!

    Bert would make a good leader because he has much political experience, with groups such as The KKK, Dennis Rodman, O.J. Simpson, JFK, and Adolf Hitler himself.

    So when you vote this year, don't waste a vote on a luddite neo-nazi like bush, waste it on a real nazi like BERT!



    Kris
    botboy60@hotmail.com
    Nerdnetwork.net

  16. Vote Nazi 2000... Bert, not bush! by digitalmind · · Score: 1 · on The Return Of The Luddites

    I know it seems like all the leaders today, they're all the same. Sure, you could waste your vote on a nazi like bush, but why? If you have to have ethnic killing and book burning, why not just go the direct route?

    That is why I am encouraging all of the slashdot community to vote BERT 2000!

    Bert would make a good leader because he has much political experience, with groups such as The KKK, Dennis Rodman, O.J. Simpson, JFK, and Adolf Hitler himself.

    So when you vote this year, don't waste a vote on a luddite neo-nazi like bush, waste it on a real nazi like BERT!



    Kris
    botboy60@hotmail.com
    Nerdnetwork.net

  17. Vote Nazi 2000... Bert, not bush! by digitalmind · · Score: 1 · on The Return Of The Luddites

    I know it seems like all the leaders today, they're all the same. Sure, you could waste your vote on a nazi like bush, but why? If you have to have ethnic killing and book burning, why not just go the direct route?

    That is why I am encouraging all of the slashdot community to vote BERT 2000!

    Bert would make a good leader because he has much political experience, with groups such as The KKK, Dennis Rodman, O.J. Simpson, JFK, and Adolf Hitler himself.

    So when you vote this year, don't waste a vote on a luddite neo-nazi like bush, waste it on a real nazi like BERT!



    Kris
    botboy60@hotmail.com
    Nerdnetwork.net

  18. George would never leave Kenny! by zombieking · · Score: 1 · on Kenny Baker Will Be In Ep2

    You see, I had a feeling that Lucas has a soft spot in his heart for Kenny. My original theory on this...


    I know I'm milking the same joke twice, and I know a jedi craves not these things. Consider it influence of the dark side of the Force... Or maybe it's Bert's fault.

  19. Nobody ever suspected the frog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Kermit the Frog to promote V-Chip
    Had me fooled.

    All this time I was was sure that Bert was the evil one.

    The frog must've framed him too.