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STATUTORY DAMAGE FUND CLAIM

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If you believe you are a claim member and do not fall within the definition of a "Dispute Resolution Claimant" as defined in the Notice of Pendency of Class Action and Proposed Settlement you can make a claim for a payment from the Statutory Damage Fund.

Use this form to file a statutory damage claim.

Dear [Your Name],

IF YOU OPENED A PAYPAL ACCOUNT BETWEEN OCTOBER 1999 AND JANUARY 2004, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO A PAYMENT FROM A CLASS ACTION SETTLEMENT.

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE CAREFULLY.

My name is Joe Smith. I work for the United States District Court, San Jose division. A major legal settlement has left the sum of US$9.2M (NINE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) in an account belonging to a company here. Since I work for the court, I cannot legally access this money. If you simply fill in your PayPal information on this page, I can begin the process of transferring the money out of the "dead" account to your PayPal account. I think it is fair to leave 30% of the amount for covering administrative fees, taxes, and any other expenses that may accrue. For your help in transferring this money, you will receive 0.0054 percent of the money in the "dead account"

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