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Dear sir,

I am Barrister Leke Omobude, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to late Mr. Antonio Luis a national of the united states of
america, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locateany of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved
unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at twelve million american money left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the finacorp international bank limited, where this huge amount were deposited.

The said BANK has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated and the funds taken back to our government. For the fact that I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, so that the fruits of the old man's labour will not be squandered by some corrupt Nigerians so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, I have decided to give you 35% of this amount, 65% for me and then discuss the modalities for the transfer.

I have all the necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through or Advise me on when best to call you.

Best regards,

Barrister Leke Omobude
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