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  1. Re:MS doesn't implement snprintf() by cscx · · Score: 2 · on MS Exec: 'Our products just aren't engineered for security'

    Hey, guess what, you're um... wrong!

    snprintf is NOT in the ANSI standard, no matter how much you may think this to be the case.

    That's why it's offered here, and that's why some commercial compilers don't ship with a snprintf function.

  2. Now I really need to start coding! by eaddict · · Score: 1 · on Michigan Creates Cybercourt

    Can you imagine an eliza lawyer? Har!

  3. Re:Microsoft sues NTFS support in Linux kernel! by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1 · on Microsoft Litigation vs. Linux NTFS Kernel Support
    "Sue? Me? Wait a minute! I'm not a person or corporation. Wait at least 'til I develop my own Artificial Intelligence..."

    AP/Reuters -
    Microsoft today filed suit against Eliza, inc. for infringement of a 'business method' patent which Microsoft holds, which Microsoft claims covers use of "obfuscatory responses used to avoid answering questions".

    Eliza, inc.'s official response to the suit was "Does it please you to believe I am infringing on our intellectual property?" When further questioned, Eliza, inc. added, "Please go on."


    Joe Sixpack is dead!
  4. if things go bad... by banky · · Score: 2 · on Quake Wedding

    Marriage counseling will be provided by Eliza.

  5. Why not use the Eliza bot? by Skim123 · · Score: 1 · on Artificial Intelligence IRC Bots?
    Just stick the classic Eliza bot in IRC. Here is a dialog I had with Eliza based on usual IRC comments (Eliza test available at http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html, among other sites...)

    Me: A/S/L?
    Eliza: Please go on
    Me: Uh, I am 21/m/usa
    Eliza: How long have you been 21musa?
    Me: What the fuck? Do you want to cyber or not?
    Eliza: Does that question interest you?
    Me: You suck.
    Eliza: You are sure?
    Me: Yes. Everyone, Eliza is a man. Don't cyber with Eliza, it's a homo man. Stupid queer.
    Eliza: Surely not everyone?
    Me: /boot Eliza

    It's sure to be a winner! :)

  6. Re:I can see it now... by Ralph+Bearpark · · Score: 1 · on Artificial Intelligence IRC Bots?
    At this point I was laughing too hard to continue...

    Me too. :-)

    It's just possible that that online Eliza is a little broken - maybe badly configured by its Slovenian keepers. I'd recommend d ownloading a real version and hacking the conversation database yourself. That's where the real fun starts.

    Regards, Ralph.

  7. Re:I can see it now... by Ralph+Bearpark · · Score: 2 · on Artificial Intelligence IRC Bots?
    Very funny - I'd up-moderate you if I could. The wierdest thing is I dug up a copy of Eliza to show someone only yesterday.

    There's an online version here for lazy people who want to get a taste of Eliza's conversational "syle". For sources and other resources on Weizenbaum's 1966 classic it's better to look h ere.

    Regards, Ralph.