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well, i made a program! here it is...carp3.zip its in early beta, and only works with windows (yuck) sorry! it works great though. if anyone wants to help with coding this in c (i did it in visual basic) so it can be ported, email me (crazyphreak@itookmyprozac.com)

heh, make sure to drop a line to one of the most prolific and yet pointless trolls ever to grace ./

Name: Craig McPherson

Age: 18

Current location: Fayetteville, Arkansas

Occuption: Student at the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville

Hobbies: Computers in general, Linux

AIM: cmcpher476

ICQ: 10262746

IRC: nick Craig on SandNet - #ASFR, Craig476 on DalNET - #chabert, Craig476 on EFNet - #distributed or #romcoders


EMail:

bigmac@itookmyprozac.com

craig@laceyonline.com

cmcpher@ipa.net



check this to see why he is being fingered as the naked and petrified poster.

Trolls, flamebait, and spamming is on the rise here at Slapdash. However, the problem does not necessarily lie with the content of such posts , but rather the quantity. There are few trolls out there that are worth reading, because it takes a certain amount of intelligence and creativity - things the average troller lacks. No, the average troller is someone who barely knows anything about computers, and only seeks attention by trying to mimick the likes of MEEPT, 70%, 80md, opensourceman, and the naked and petrified guy.

In my sickness and irrationality, I am dedicating this post not to the bottom feeders or spammers, but the instigators. For this installment, I will be giving you some information about Craig McPherson , the young man responsible for starting the Naked and Petrified posts.

Craig McPherson has high karma (hence the +2 Bonus), that was earned not from posting quality comments, but through meta moderation. Somewhere along the way, he brought us an insight into his abnormal sexual fetishes - turning young girls into stone.

Glancing at his homepage , we can tell he is a sick puppy indeed. The time and effort wasted on dirty pleasure is only testament to how deep the sickness really is. To make matters worse, he is also an admin at Lacey Online, a page dedicated to the young actress Lacey Chabert who is not even eighteen. Sick indeed.

What is most disturbing, perhaps, is that Craig McPherson seems like an intelligent person who articulates himself well. But don't let that fool you, he is a very sick young man. Did I mention that he was sick? Anyway, here is some more information about him:

Name: Craig McPherson
Age: 18
Current location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
Occuption: Student at the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville
Hobbies: Computers in general, Linux
AIM: cmcpher476
ICQ: 10262746
IRC: nick Craig on SandNet - #ASFR, Craig476 on DalNET - #chabert, Craig476 on EFNet - #distributed or #romcoders
EMail:
bigmac@itookmyprozac.com
craig@laceyonline.com
cmcpher@ipa.net


Stay away from him, and don't mod up his sick posts.

Thank You.


-Trollin the trolls