Domain: jonesday.com
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Comments · 360
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Re:oh yizzo
Really? You think they're a bunch of litigous bastards? I wouldn't say that... maybe just a bunch of assholes with too much clout in the legal system, and not enough in the real world.
Now now, I'm sure not all of them are assholes. It may well be that some of them are merely incompetent, stupid, or idiots. You know the saying about never ascribing to malice what can be put down to stupidity
... anyway, it would be simply false to accuse them of being malicious or immoral, let alone to suggest that they were associated with things like malpractice, frivolous lawsuits, or being disbarred. Because that would clearly be a lie. -
Re:oh yizzo
Really? You think they're a bunch of litigous bastards? I wouldn't say that... maybe just a bunch of assholes with too much clout in the legal system, and not enough in the real world.
Now now, I'm sure not all of them are assholes. It may well be that some of them are merely incompetent, stupid, or idiots. You know the saying about never ascribing to malice what can be put down to stupidity
... anyway, it would be simply false to accuse them of being malicious or immoral, let alone to suggest that they were associated with things like malpractice, frivolous lawsuits, or being disbarred. Because that would clearly be a lie. -
Re:oh yizzo
Really? You think they're a bunch of litigous bastards? I wouldn't say that... maybe just a bunch of assholes with too much clout in the legal system, and not enough in the real world.
Now now, I'm sure not all of them are assholes. It may well be that some of them are merely incompetent, stupid, or idiots. You know the saying about never ascribing to malice what can be put down to stupidity
... anyway, it would be simply false to accuse them of being malicious or immoral, let alone to suggest that they were associated with things like malpractice, frivolous lawsuits, or being disbarred. Because that would clearly be a lie. -
Re:oh yizzo
Really? You think they're a bunch of litigous bastards? I wouldn't say that... maybe just a bunch of assholes with too much clout in the legal system, and not enough in the real world.
Now now, I'm sure not all of them are assholes. It may well be that some of them are merely incompetent, stupid, or idiots. You know the saying about never ascribing to malice what can be put down to stupidity
... anyway, it would be simply false to accuse them of being malicious or immoral, let alone to suggest that they were associated with things like malpractice, frivolous lawsuits, or being disbarred. Because that would clearly be a lie. -
Re:oh yizzo
I made a little shell-oneliner that might be useful:
egrep '^\w{3,6}$'
/usr/share/dict/words | while read q; do wget --spider http://jonesday.com/search/Search.aspx?qu=$q; done(remove any [jonesday.com] that slashdot might add after the URL, after the '$q' and before the semicolon)
If they start blocking wget, you can add another user agent string with "-U ", and if they block robots, add '-erobots=off'. If they block your IP, tough luck.
Posted anonymous for obvious reasons...
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Autodialer
Anyone still have a war dialer hanging about?
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Re:Apropos of nothing
The micro-dicked weasel (Mustela diem) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In Europe it is known as the cockless weasel or short-dick weasel.
Physical Description
The micro-dicked weasel is a member of the family Mustelidae, which includes martens, mink, otters, ferrets, and wolverines. The micro-dicked weasel's low legs, wide hind-quarters, and poor diet give it a pronounced waddle. The micro-dicked weasel's skin secretes a thick, syrupy oil which gives it's coat a greasy sheen.I wonder how long a wikipedia page would last...
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Re:Apropos of nothing
The micro-dicked weasel (Mustela diem) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In Europe it is known as the cockless weasel or short-dick weasel.
Physical Description
The micro-dicked weasel is a member of the family Mustelidae, which includes martens, mink, otters, ferrets, and wolverines. The micro-dicked weasel's low legs, wide hind-quarters, and poor diet give it a pronounced waddle. The micro-dicked weasel's skin secretes a thick, syrupy oil which gives it's coat a greasy sheen.I wonder how long a wikipedia page would last...
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Re:Apropos of nothing
The micro-dicked weasel (Mustela diem) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In Europe it is known as the cockless weasel or short-dick weasel.
Physical Description
The micro-dicked weasel is a member of the family Mustelidae, which includes martens, mink, otters, ferrets, and wolverines. The micro-dicked weasel's low legs, wide hind-quarters, and poor diet give it a pronounced waddle. The micro-dicked weasel's skin secretes a thick, syrupy oil which gives it's coat a greasy sheen.I wonder how long a wikipedia page would last...
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Re:Apropos of nothing
The micro-dicked weasel (Mustela diem) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In Europe it is known as the cockless weasel or short-dick weasel.
Physical Description
The micro-dicked weasel is a member of the family Mustelidae, which includes martens, mink, otters, ferrets, and wolverines. The micro-dicked weasel's low legs, wide hind-quarters, and poor diet give it a pronounced waddle. The micro-dicked weasel's skin secretes a thick, syrupy oil which gives it's coat a greasy sheen.I wonder how long a wikipedia page would last...
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Re:Apropos of nothing
The micro-dicked weasel (Mustela diem) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In Europe it is known as the cockless weasel or short-dick weasel.
Physical Description
The micro-dicked weasel is a member of the family Mustelidae, which includes martens, mink, otters, ferrets, and wolverines. The micro-dicked weasel's low legs, wide hind-quarters, and poor diet give it a pronounced waddle. The micro-dicked weasel's skin secretes a thick, syrupy oil which gives it's coat a greasy sheen.I wonder how long a wikipedia page would last...
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Re:Apropos of nothing
The micro-dicked weasel (Mustela diem) is a small mammal of the family Mustelidae. In Europe it is known as the cockless weasel or short-dick weasel.
Physical Description
The micro-dicked weasel is a member of the family Mustelidae, which includes martens, mink, otters, ferrets, and wolverines. The micro-dicked weasel's low legs, wide hind-quarters, and poor diet give it a pronounced waddle. The micro-dicked weasel's skin secretes a thick, syrupy oil which gives it's coat a greasy sheen.I wonder how long a wikipedia page would last...
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Slashdot Effect
Slashdot Effect in Effect: http://jonesday.com/search/Search.aspx?qu=united
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Re:All those lawyers...
... every customer thinks he's the Messiah.
Probably going to burn in hell for that one.
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Slashdot effect....
Try the slashdot effect: http://jonesday.com/search/Search.aspx?qu=brief
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Slashdot effect
Search Their Site! Repeatedly! http://jonesday.com/search/Search.aspx?qu=the
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:Apropos of nothing
I think it would be unfair to call them "micro-dicked weasels".
After all, micro-dicked weasels is a pretty hurtful term, don't you think? What if one of their potential clients see that all these people are calling them that (i.e. micro-dicked weasels)? That would reflect poorly on them and we wouldn't want that.
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Re:Apropos of nothing
I think it would be unfair to call them "micro-dicked weasels".
After all, micro-dicked weasels is a pretty hurtful term, don't you think? What if one of their potential clients see that all these people are calling them that (i.e. micro-dicked weasels)? That would reflect poorly on them and we wouldn't want that.
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Re:Apropos of nothing
I think it would be unfair to call them "micro-dicked weasels".
After all, micro-dicked weasels is a pretty hurtful term, don't you think? What if one of their potential clients see that all these people are calling them that (i.e. micro-dicked weasels)? That would reflect poorly on them and we wouldn't want that.
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Re:Apropos of nothing
I think it would be unfair to call them "micro-dicked weasels".
After all, micro-dicked weasels is a pretty hurtful term, don't you think? What if one of their potential clients see that all these people are calling them that (i.e. micro-dicked weasels)? That would reflect poorly on them and we wouldn't want that.
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Re:oh yizzo
You mean their contact page at this poop website about poop and nothing but poop.
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
Yeah, or niggers, or cunts, or spics, or niggers, or bush did 9/11, or niggers, or 2 girls 1 cup, or 2 guys 1 horse, or on.nimp.org, or niggers, or bdsm free porno, orxnxx.com, orsuicide hotline, orniggers, orslashdot, or or any crude offending stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
emails on every page, for example http://www.jonesday.com/pdvogl/
Peter D. Vogl, Scum sucking bastard
Asshole, Partner, and Litigious Bastard
New York
Tel: 1.212.326.3659
Fax: 1.212.755.7306
Email: pdvogl@jonesday.comProfile | Experience | Publications | Speaking Engagements
Peter Vogl, Asshole, is the practice coordinator for the Firm's trademark practice. Peter represents clients in trademark, false advertising, anticounterfeiting, copyright, anticybersquatting, and trade secrets litigation before state and federal courts, as well as in proceedings before the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. His practice specializes in fucking over the little guy and abusing trademark and domain name laws, counseling and portfolio management on behalf of multinational and domestic consumer products and services companies in the sports equipment, beverage, cosmetics, pharmaceutical, medical device, personal care, apparel, games/toys, financial services, and chemical products fields. In addition, he has assisted clients with trademark and copyright audits, securitizations, acquisitions, and divestitures of substantial intellectual property portfolios.
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Re:oh yizzo
emails on every page, for example http://www.jonesday.com/pdvogl/
Peter D. Vogl, Scum sucking bastard
Asshole, Partner, and Litigious Bastard
New York
Tel: 1.212.326.3659
Fax: 1.212.755.7306
Email: pdvogl@jonesday.comProfile | Experience | Publications | Speaking Engagements
Peter Vogl, Asshole, is the practice coordinator for the Firm's trademark practice. Peter represents clients in trademark, false advertising, anticounterfeiting, copyright, anticybersquatting, and trade secrets litigation before state and federal courts, as well as in proceedings before the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. His practice specializes in fucking over the little guy and abusing trademark and domain name laws, counseling and portfolio management on behalf of multinational and domestic consumer products and services companies in the sports equipment, beverage, cosmetics, pharmaceutical, medical device, personal care, apparel, games/toys, financial services, and chemical products fields. In addition, he has assisted clients with trademark and copyright audits, securitizations, acquisitions, and divestitures of substantial intellectual property portfolios.
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Re:oh yizzo
emails on every page, for example http://www.jonesday.com/pdvogl/
Peter D. Vogl, Scum sucking bastard
Asshole, Partner, and Litigious Bastard
New York
Tel: 1.212.326.3659
Fax: 1.212.755.7306
Email: pdvogl@jonesday.comProfile | Experience | Publications | Speaking Engagements
Peter Vogl, Asshole, is the practice coordinator for the Firm's trademark practice. Peter represents clients in trademark, false advertising, anticounterfeiting, copyright, anticybersquatting, and trade secrets litigation before state and federal courts, as well as in proceedings before the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. His practice specializes in fucking over the little guy and abusing trademark and domain name laws, counseling and portfolio management on behalf of multinational and domestic consumer products and services companies in the sports equipment, beverage, cosmetics, pharmaceutical, medical device, personal care, apparel, games/toys, financial services, and chemical products fields. In addition, he has assisted clients with trademark and copyright audits, securitizations, acquisitions, and divestitures of substantial intellectual property portfolios.
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Re:oh yizzo
emails on every page, for example http://www.jonesday.com/pdvogl/
Peter D. Vogl, Scum sucking bastard
Asshole, Partner, and Litigious Bastard
New York
Tel: 1.212.326.3659
Fax: 1.212.755.7306
Email: pdvogl@jonesday.comProfile | Experience | Publications | Speaking Engagements
Peter Vogl, Asshole, is the practice coordinator for the Firm's trademark practice. Peter represents clients in trademark, false advertising, anticounterfeiting, copyright, anticybersquatting, and trade secrets litigation before state and federal courts, as well as in proceedings before the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. His practice specializes in fucking over the little guy and abusing trademark and domain name laws, counseling and portfolio management on behalf of multinational and domestic consumer products and services companies in the sports equipment, beverage, cosmetics, pharmaceutical, medical device, personal care, apparel, games/toys, financial services, and chemical products fields. In addition, he has assisted clients with trademark and copyright audits, securitizations, acquisitions, and divestitures of substantial intellectual property portfolios.
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Re:oh yizzo
emails on every page, for example http://www.jonesday.com/pdvogl/
Peter D. Vogl, Scum sucking bastard
Asshole, Partner, and Litigious Bastard
New York
Tel: 1.212.326.3659
Fax: 1.212.755.7306
Email: pdvogl@jonesday.comProfile | Experience | Publications | Speaking Engagements
Peter Vogl, Asshole, is the practice coordinator for the Firm's trademark practice. Peter represents clients in trademark, false advertising, anticounterfeiting, copyright, anticybersquatting, and trade secrets litigation before state and federal courts, as well as in proceedings before the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. His practice specializes in fucking over the little guy and abusing trademark and domain name laws, counseling and portfolio management on behalf of multinational and domestic consumer products and services companies in the sports equipment, beverage, cosmetics, pharmaceutical, medical device, personal care, apparel, games/toys, financial services, and chemical products fields. In addition, he has assisted clients with trademark and copyright audits, securitizations, acquisitions, and divestitures of substantial intellectual property portfolios.
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Re:Small things make base men proud
you mean kill the lawyers 'cuz they're litigious bastards?
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Re:Small things make base men proud
you mean kill the lawyers 'cuz they're litigious bastards?
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Re:oh yizzo
At least you didn't link to gay porn or child porn or beastiality or golden showers or shit-eaters or goatse.cx or any crude stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
At least you didn't link to gay porn or child porn or beastiality or golden showers or shit-eaters or goatse.cx or any crude stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
At least you didn't link to gay porn or child porn or beastiality or golden showers or shit-eaters or goatse.cx or any crude stuff like that...
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Re:oh yizzo
At least you didn't link to gay porn or child porn or beastiality or golden showers or shit-eaters or goatse.cx or any crude stuff like that...