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Re: It's a good thing they
Wow, 40-60 hours reading. Maybe you should learn how to read because it doesn't show at all in your writing skills, you empty head:
https://school.discoveryeducat...Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy's siblings video and theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Creimy's real picture:
https://ibb.co/gVad65Creimy's chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Creimy's head:
https://school.discoveryeducat...Creimy acting in educational resource document:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu... -
Re:Who knew...
Christopher Dale Reimer, well known
Also known as creimer and cdreimer.
See his real picture here:
https://ibb.co/gVad65Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy's siblings video and theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Creimy's real picture:
https://ibb.co/gVad65Creimy's chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Creimy's head:
https://school.discoveryeducat...Creimy acting in educational resource document:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu... -
Re:Who knew...
Exactly! We, at Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education, couldn't agree more with you!
For the valuable
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:
Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.
To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.
The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!
Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://ibb.co/gVad65Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat...But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
-Nancy Guerrero -
Re:Who knew...
Hey Creimy Dumpty!
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.Creimy's siblings video and theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...Creimy's real picture:
https://ibb.co/gVad65Creimy's chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Creimy's head:
https://school.discoveryeducat...Creimy acting in educational resource document:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu... -
Re:Python and Javascript are not...
Hey Creimy-Dumpty,
Since you always talk about "enterprise-level" closets, "enterprise-level" offices, "enterprise-level" chairs, "enterprise-level" snacks, etc.:
Why don't you just use an "enterprise-level" language you silly? Applications written for java 1.0 in 1997 still run fine without a change on a 2017 java 8 installation.
"enterprise-level" chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Maybe "enterprise-level" goofs are unable to use "enterprise-level" languages!:
https://school.discoveryeducat... -
Re:Python and Javascript are not...
For the valuable
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image... [keynamics.com]Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:
Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.
To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.
The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!
Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu... [sccoe.org]Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://ibb.co/gVad65 [ibb.co]Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat... [discoveryeducation.com]But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
-Nancy Guerrero -
Re:Python and Javascript are not...
You fucking ignorant Chritopher Dale Reimer, shell script are not written in python you dumb fool!
Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Guy who thinks he can write shell scripts in python:
https://school.discoveryeducat...And his chair, of course:
http://www.keynamics.com/image... -
Re:The *majority* of code
For the valuable
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image... [keynamics.com]Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:
Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.
To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.
The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!
Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu... [sccoe.org]Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://ibb.co/gVad65 [ibb.co]Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat... [discoveryeducation.com]But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
-Nancy Guerrero -
Re:The *majority* of code
Since you always talk about "enterprise-level" closets, "enterprise-level" offices, "enterprise-level" chairs, "enterprise-level" snacks, etc.:
Why don't you just use an "enterprise-level" language you silly? Applications written for java 1.0 in 1997 still run fine without a change on a 2017 java 8 installation.
"enterprise-level" chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Maybe "enterprise-level" goofs are unable to use "enterprise-level" languages!:
https://school.discoveryeducat... -
Re:The *majority* of code
Hey Creimy-Dumpty!
How did that transition feel?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...No transition occurs here:
https://school.discoveryeducat...About when you transitioned to your adult chair?:
http://www.keynamics.com/image... -
Re:Terror in coffeeshops across the land!
Ha ha creimer!
You see what happens when you talk against the King, his horses and his men.
They, and all the 3 letter agencies your little mind might be able to imagine will let you down.
That's exactly the story in this video that I just uploaded to my Isuck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...All you care about is yourself:
https://school.discoveryeducat...And your chair, of course:
http://www.keynamics.com/image... -
Re:Terror in coffeeshops across the land!
Exactly! Us, at Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education, couldn't agree more with you!
For the valuable
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:
Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.
To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.
The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!
Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.
I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://ibb.co/gVad65Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
https://school.discoveryeducat...But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.
Thank You dear users,
-Nancy Guerrero -
Re:Truely a genius!
No creimer, the GP is right!
We all know that you don't even care about your siblings nor about your girlfriend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...All you care about is yourself:
https://school.discoveryeducat...And your chair, of course:
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Re:Golly, Miss Molly...
There you are you disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!
I just received your gift. Do you think it's funny? I do not need a chair like yours:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.
Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.
How many time do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????
The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!
You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!
When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!
Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!
Bonus:
Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!
So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!
Signed:
The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig! -
Re:Problem between keyboard and chair...
Hey creimer!
A condition to join the creimer's merry band of wanker trolls is to score a good one replying to you.
We are an underground organization with ties with everything your empty head could imagine and more.
I am the chief representative AC handling your case and I would like to advice you that the GP has made it.
Therefore, in further official posts from our organization, his link will be added, so, it will go like this in the future:
creimer siblings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...creimer himself:
https://school.discoveryeducat...creimer's chair:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...Thanks for your time my dear friend.
Sincerely,
The chief representative AC. -
Re:Problem between keyboard and chair...
Yes, in your case, is this the chair you mean?
Were you born retarded or does being in the presence of fat people make you retarded?
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Re:Problem between keyboard and chair...
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Re:It happened before.Random example from google: http://www.keynamics.com/
it's not a docking station, it's not a port replicator, but holy christ it's got wheels!!! -
Re:It happened before.
Random example from google: http://www.keynamics.com/
