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"The sex toy uses a smartphone app, "

Seriously? Might as well build the sex toy right in the smart phone then. Maybe the smart phone is the ancestor of the XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker envisioned here after all:

http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/...
http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/...

Back on topic: In 2016, I prefer sex toys to be wired anyways. Less chances they will replicate and take control of the world this way.

"The sex toy uses a smartphone app, "

Seriously? Might as well build the sex toy right in the smart phone then. Maybe the smart phone is the ancestor of the XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker envisioned here after all:

http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/...
http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/...

Back on topic: In 2016, I prefer sex toys to be wired anyways. Less chances they will replicate and take control of the world this way.

I work for the first church of appliantology and we are currently conducting a survey on uids below 1000000. No need to be afraid, it is all for global and/or universal advancement.

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The vast majority of portable, dedicated digital music devices are made by Apple

Among marketers, "devices" has become a euphemism for locked-down appliances, so I got a bit confused.

And when I hear "devices", I think of something else.

The PETR activists are gonna have a field day with this one...

I don't think robots are all that tasty.

L. Ron Hoover from the Church of Appliantology would agree.

The PETR activists are gonna have a field day with this one...

I don't think robots are all that tasty.

L. Ron Hoover from the Church of Appliantology would agree.

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Leave the sensor still whiter
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