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  1. Re:What do you mean... on LibreOffice 5.1 Officially Released · · Score: 1

    "You're not Ulysses
    La la la la"

  2. Re:Too Many T's Timothy on Twitter Tackles Terrorists In Targeted Takedown (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    "Triumphantly treading titanium testicle territory," tittered tendentious Timothy.

  3. Re: Meet the new boss on Slashdot and SourceForge Sold, Now Under New Management (bizx.info) · · Score: 1

    That was about three times the necessary amount of imagery.

  4. Re:Serious question on Slashdot and SourceForge Sold, Now Under New Management (bizx.info) · · Score: 1

    I guess the nick situation is in keeping with the two-generation-old-codebase feel of this site.

  5. Re:Finally be able to really see our own galaxy on The Future of Astronomy: NASA's James Webb Space Telescope · · Score: 1

    Oh, just Neptune the point-haired boss out.

  6. Re:Serious question on Slashdot and SourceForge Sold, Now Under New Management (bizx.info) · · Score: 1

    My account name used to be smitty_one_each. They really made the whole OpenID implementation fun. For "can't log in for two weeks" values of "fun".

  7. Re: Meet the new boss on Slashdot and SourceForge Sold, Now Under New Management (bizx.info) · · Score: 2

    Speaking of confirmation, where is Netcraft with the obituary?

  8. Everything is awesome! on Desktop 3D Printers Shown To Emit Hazardous Gases and Particles (acs.org) · · Score: 1

    Dudes: 3D fart printers! Far out!

  9. Re:Finally be able to really see our own galaxy on The Future of Astronomy: NASA's James Webb Space Telescope · · Score: 2

    Sounds like someone needs a Hg.

  10. SVN? on Satellite Failure Behind GPS Timing Anomaly (itnews.com.au) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Go Git.

  11. Re:Finally be able to really see our own galaxy on The Future of Astronomy: NASA's James Webb Space Telescope · · Score: 2

    Let's keep things Plutonic.

  12. Re:I'm old enough to remember on Oracle To Drop Java Browser Plugin In JDK 9 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    If the flying car ever becomes a big success, I predict that its primary selling point will eventually become that it can drive on roads, and its flying capability will be deprecated.

    Watch how the drone fracas unfolds. TPTB may not be on about letting everyone have a flying machine.

  13. I'm old enough to remember on Oracle To Drop Java Browser Plugin In JDK 9 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm old enough to remember when Java was supposed to be "write once, run everywhere", and all that downloadable code was supposed to be sandboxed so the security hassles were fixed. Maybe I'm a little fuzzy here, but all that was supposed to arrive on a pony.

  14. That's called "going long".

  15. There is catharsis in FEAR on Chronic Stress Could Lead To Depression and Dementia, Scientists Warn (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    The stress and depression on display in "Getting the Brush", for example, is hilarious.

  16. Re:It's fun until... on Sys-Admin Dispenses Passwords With a Banana (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 1

    That's a Tuesday-only gig.

  17. Re:It's fun until... on Sys-Admin Dispenses Passwords With a Banana (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fruity banana
    At the Copacabana
    Attracted a fly
    Demanding WiFi

    "Hear my buzz roar
    As iWatch dance floor."
    "We won't be nice
    To you and your lice,"

    Said the bouncer so dour
    Wielding a swatter with power.

  18. Re:Smell the Glove! on Hot Potato Exploit Gives Attackers the Upper Hand On Multiple Windows Versions · · Score: 1

    Spinal Tap forever!

  19. That was no sucker.

  20. Re:I like it on The Story Behind National Reconnaissance Office's Octopus Logo (muckrock.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a sucker in every cup.

  21. Re:Or, as my boss put it on Tech Professionals' Aggravations Rise, But So Do Salaries (dice.com) · · Score: 1

    And then the heart beats its last.

  22. Or, as my boss put it on Tech Professionals' Aggravations Rise, But So Do Salaries (dice.com) · · Score: 1, Flamebait
  23. Re:If you don't know why they're doing this... on Sweden's Cash-Free Future Looms -- and Not Everyone Is Happy About It · · Score: 1

    I'll can go about halfway there. I don't mind admitting that there is substantial, even 80% overlap amongst religions. If a faith hasn't got some fragmentary or preliminary shard of truth, it won't be sustained.
    But that other 20% is key, and I am here to tell you that Christianity is more gooder.

  24. Re:If you don't know why they're doing this... on Sweden's Cash-Free Future Looms -- and Not Everyone Is Happy About It · · Score: 1

    Because it takes the feel good form of: "We're all just worshipping the same God, who's just this big cosmic softie and will casually ignore all our hedonism after the fact."
    It's a swell sales pitch, until you RTFM and realize that it's a Lie From The Pit.

  25. Re:If you don't know why they're doing this... on Sweden's Cash-Free Future Looms -- and Not Everyone Is Happy About It · · Score: 1

    Yes.