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  1. Re:So the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Humanity Has Wiped Out 60% of Animal Populations Since 1970 (theguardian.com)

    Lawyers

    http://www.lotsofjokes.com/sta...

  2. Re:Question: If we had such a computer, or artific by VolciMaster · · Score: 1 · on It's Time To Build the Analytical Engine

    isn’t ready for a leap.... i.e. Microsoft Sync

    Don't you mean, stumble?

    Haven't you heard the Microsoft Car jokes?

    Jokes aside, the SYNC system is really nice

  3. Re:Question: If we had such a computer, or artific by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1 · on It's Time To Build the Analytical Engine

    isn’t ready for a leap.... i.e. Microsoft Sync

    Don't you mean, stumble?

    Haven't you heard the Microsoft Car jokes?

  4. Re:The answer is... by master_p · · Score: 1 · on Microsoft, Sue Me First

    You can handle Microsoft lawyers??? perhaps you should talk to Paramount.

  5. Two of the funniest sentences today. by rowama · · Score: 1 · on Windows Vista still Rife with Insecure Code

    Since January 2002, Microsoft has put a stronger emphasis on protecting PCs by attempting to implement stable, secure code into Windows XP and their new operating system. This latest report from Symantec brings attention to Microsoft's trustworthy computing campaign, and shows how it will be a long way before it is ready for the mainstream.

    This reminds me of the secret language I've read/a> supervisors have when discussing sub-par employees.

  6. Re:The Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Admits Targeting Wine Users

    That reminds me of this joke.

  7. Two cows by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny · on Powered by Blood
    Leave it to the Japanese to find a way to create usefulness and efficiency out of anything.

    Two cows:

    JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowikimon and market them worldwide.