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I wish more actors would get into politics. Only the worst sort of person devotes their life to being a politician. Actors are able to glide into office on the basis of their popularity.

So, if I get this right, global dimming and global warming are compatible, possibly complementary phenomena. This would mean that the world is getting warmer & darker.

Now, I'm not a scientist, but this sort of implies to me that things will get more humid as well. So, we're setting up for living in a big ole' sauna. So, let's look at the ups and downs:

Good: We'll all have great skin for starts.

Bad: Lots of very fat men walking around in flip-flops with small towels around their waists.

Good: Girls will wear less clothing to cope with the heat & humidity--we'll have a population of nice-skinned chicks dressed like the love-slaves from planet Triton. Misquoting Mary Carey: "Global warming? Never heard of it, but I guess we'll all have to wear less". Woo!

Bad: Killer hangovers, massive ring around the collar.

But he can't possibly compete against Marey Carey's not-so-different tactic of giving out free porn.

I've considered qmail a few times, but Dan is such an abrasive prick that I just couldn't bring myself to use his software (the same can be said of Theo and OpenBSD).

Let me guess, you're the kind of guy who's gonna vote for Mary Carey as the next California Governor, aren't you?

I wonder how much she would charge to have a picture of her posted on qmail's web site saying: "I dig qmail admins!"

any californian slashdotter will vote for Mary Carey

Actually, after looking a Georgy, I wouldn't mind her taking on some parts of Mary Carey's platform. Specifically, live web cams in the governor's mansion and serve the entire term nude. Business tax breaks for lap dancing isn't a bad idea either.

If you you're looking for cute among the Cali gubenatorial candidates, I'd say Georgy has some, um, stiff competition.