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At the time of posting I count at least 5 posts that took you seriously, and at least another couple that could be interpreted either way. That is pretty fucking scary. I could really go a Dispell Fear right about now.

But seriously though, did the Charm Person (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmPerson.php) work on the chicks?

Cause it took me ages to realise my mistake when trying this. Firstly, regardless of how scary I find them, girls aren't monsters, so Charm Monster (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmMonster.php ) was never going to work like I thought, and also, before trying to make girls get close to me, I forgot to dispell Protection from Evil on myself (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/ProtectionFromEv il.php). I was thinking that they were walking towards me in a trance and then screaming hideously and rearing away just because I was too ugly even for Charm spells to work.

I mean, everyone KNOWS girls are evil, it's a simple fact (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/adityaag/girls.jpg ), and yet I forgot to take it into my calculations. I've failed as a Wizard, I might as well take a long un-Feather-Fall (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/FeatherFall.php) assisted walk off a short pier. Although I never said I couldn't cast http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/WaterBreathing.ph p on myself.

I can't believe I made such a lame D&D post joke. Magic Missle me now.

Oh god, I did it again. WAND.

Okay this is getting beyond a joke. Actually, no, it's just before a joke. So a guy walks up to me and says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam" ...

At the time of posting I count at least 5 posts that took you seriously, and at least another couple that could be interpreted either way. That is pretty fucking scary. I could really go a Dispell Fear right about now.

But seriously though, did the Charm Person (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmPerson.php) work on the chicks?

Cause it took me ages to realise my mistake when trying this. Firstly, regardless of how scary I find them, girls aren't monsters, so Charm Monster (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmMonster.php ) was never going to work like I thought, and also, before trying to make girls get close to me, I forgot to dispell Protection from Evil on myself (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/ProtectionFromEv il.php). I was thinking that they were walking towards me in a trance and then screaming hideously and rearing away just because I was too ugly even for Charm spells to work.

I mean, everyone KNOWS girls are evil, it's a simple fact (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/adityaag/girls.jpg ), and yet I forgot to take it into my calculations. I've failed as a Wizard, I might as well take a long un-Feather-Fall (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/FeatherFall.php) assisted walk off a short pier. Although I never said I couldn't cast http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/WaterBreathing.ph p on myself.

I can't believe I made such a lame D&D post joke. Magic Missle me now.

Oh god, I did it again. WAND.

Okay this is getting beyond a joke. Actually, no, it's just before a joke. So a guy walks up to me and says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam" ...

At the time of posting I count at least 5 posts that took you seriously, and at least another couple that could be interpreted either way. That is pretty fucking scary. I could really go a Dispell Fear right about now.

But seriously though, did the Charm Person (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmPerson.php) work on the chicks?

Cause it took me ages to realise my mistake when trying this. Firstly, regardless of how scary I find them, girls aren't monsters, so Charm Monster (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmMonster.php ) was never going to work like I thought, and also, before trying to make girls get close to me, I forgot to dispell Protection from Evil on myself (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/ProtectionFromEv il.php). I was thinking that they were walking towards me in a trance and then screaming hideously and rearing away just because I was too ugly even for Charm spells to work.

I mean, everyone KNOWS girls are evil, it's a simple fact (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/adityaag/girls.jpg ), and yet I forgot to take it into my calculations. I've failed as a Wizard, I might as well take a long un-Feather-Fall (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/FeatherFall.php) assisted walk off a short pier. Although I never said I couldn't cast http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/WaterBreathing.ph p on myself.

I can't believe I made such a lame D&D post joke. Magic Missle me now.

Oh god, I did it again. WAND.

Okay this is getting beyond a joke. Actually, no, it's just before a joke. So a guy walks up to me and says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam" ...

At the time of posting I count at least 5 posts that took you seriously, and at least another couple that could be interpreted either way. That is pretty fucking scary. I could really go a Dispell Fear right about now.

But seriously though, did the Charm Person (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmPerson.php) work on the chicks?

Cause it took me ages to realise my mistake when trying this. Firstly, regardless of how scary I find them, girls aren't monsters, so Charm Monster (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmMonster.php ) was never going to work like I thought, and also, before trying to make girls get close to me, I forgot to dispell Protection from Evil on myself (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/ProtectionFromEv il.php). I was thinking that they were walking towards me in a trance and then screaming hideously and rearing away just because I was too ugly even for Charm spells to work.

I mean, everyone KNOWS girls are evil, it's a simple fact (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/adityaag/girls.jpg ), and yet I forgot to take it into my calculations. I've failed as a Wizard, I might as well take a long un-Feather-Fall (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/FeatherFall.php) assisted walk off a short pier. Although I never said I couldn't cast http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/WaterBreathing.ph p on myself.

I can't believe I made such a lame D&D post joke. Magic Missle me now.

Oh god, I did it again. WAND.

Okay this is getting beyond a joke. Actually, no, it's just before a joke. So a guy walks up to me and says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam" ...

At the time of posting I count at least 5 posts that took you seriously, and at least another couple that could be interpreted either way. That is pretty fucking scary. I could really go a Dispell Fear right about now.

But seriously though, did the Charm Person (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmPerson.php) work on the chicks?

Cause it took me ages to realise my mistake when trying this. Firstly, regardless of how scary I find them, girls aren't monsters, so Charm Monster (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/CharmMonster.php ) was never going to work like I thought, and also, before trying to make girls get close to me, I forgot to dispell Protection from Evil on myself (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/ProtectionFromEv il.php). I was thinking that they were walking towards me in a trance and then screaming hideously and rearing away just because I was too ugly even for Charm spells to work.

I mean, everyone KNOWS girls are evil, it's a simple fact (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/adityaag/girls.jpg ), and yet I forgot to take it into my calculations. I've failed as a Wizard, I might as well take a long un-Feather-Fall (http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/FeatherFall.php) assisted walk off a short pier. Although I never said I couldn't cast http://ddo.ogaming.com/db/spells/WaterBreathing.ph p on myself.

I can't believe I made such a lame D&D post joke. Magic Missle me now.

Oh god, I did it again. WAND.

Okay this is getting beyond a joke. Actually, no, it's just before a joke. So a guy walks up to me and says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam" ...

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