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With or without the toupee ?

Here is an excerpt from the discussion on the article:

"Mind you there are differences such as Spock is not the 1st officer he's the second officer while Majel Barret played the 1st officer. In the remake of this 2nd pilot she was moved to the position of nurse Chapel. As other have said the music is different and the show is separated into sections land labelled as acts."

Capiche?

But there is in fact a 3rd pilot. Here it is: http://www.shatnerology.com/video.html

SHATNEROLOGIST ALERT!

Mod parent down, he is an "OTS" believer from the FCOS. These people roam the world to spread their evil teachings from the First Church of Shatnerology, a corrupt organization that teaches masturbation to its disciples.

For those asking, "who the hell is OTS" -- here you can find the truths: http://www.shatnerology.com/ots.html

I am so happy to meet a fellow Shatnerologist in the hallowed grounds of Slashdot...

Moderators, be warned: by NOT modding parent as funny may cause you to:

1) Have nightmares of bald Kirks in your sleep (though these may be excorsiced by following the preaches and sermons of the FCOS)

2) Grow large soft pimply buttocks!

3) Be transformed to a ``Gdank,,

Heed my warnings, enlist the power of Prayer and when the temptation of the big ``M,, is strong, yell "Oh Yeah" and get at it! In the words of the Shapostle I depart:

Make way for the hairless and bloated one. For his ego is great and his talents few...

I am so happy to meet a fellow Shatnerologist in the hallowed grounds of Slashdot...

Moderators, be warned: by NOT modding parent as funny may cause you to:

1) Have nightmares of bald Kirks in your sleep (though these may be excorsiced by following the preaches and sermons of the FCOS)

2) Grow large soft pimply buttocks!

3) Be transformed to a ``Gdank,,

Heed my warnings, enlist the power of Prayer and when the temptation of the big ``M,, is strong, yell "Oh Yeah" and get at it! In the words of the Shapostle I depart:

Make way for the hairless and bloated one. For his ego is great and his talents few...

I am so happy to meet a fellow Shatnerologist in the hallowed grounds of Slashdot...

Moderators, be warned: by NOT modding parent as funny may cause you to:

1) Have nightmares of bald Kirks in your sleep (though these may be excorsiced by following the preaches and sermons of the FCOS)

2) Grow large soft pimply buttocks!

3) Be transformed to a ``Gdank,,

Heed my warnings, enlist the power of Prayer and when the temptation of the big ``M,, is strong, yell "Oh Yeah" and get at it! In the words of the Shapostle I depart:

Make way for the hairless and bloated one. For his ego is great and his talents few...

Oh no. No. No. I'm a ROCKET MAN!

Besides, Shatnerology would have been on-topic, troll.

You know, those wacky Shatnerologists.