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Stories and comments across the archive that link to shipoffools.com.

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  1. Re:It sounds like email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny · on Kansas Anti-Creationism Professor Resigns

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
    "Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
    "Well, there's so much to live for!"
    "Like what?"
    "Are you religious?"
    He said, "Yes."
    I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
    "Christian."
    "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
    "Protestant."
    "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
    "Baptist."
    "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
    "Baptist Church of God."
    "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
    "Reformed Baptist Church of God."
    "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
    He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
    I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

    (Stolen from http://www.shipoffools.com/Features/2005/laugh_jud gment_results.html)

  2. Massively Multiplayer Online Church by AndroidCat · · Score: 1 · on Voice-Controlled Robosapien

    Right here. (No player kills allowed!)

  3. Re:WWJD? by squashboy · · Score: 1 · on SimChurch

    No, It's no joke. Check out the previous project, The Ark -darrell

  4. April Ship of Fools? by geoswan · · Score: 2, Funny · on SimChurch
    I thought April Fool's Day was a couple of weeks ago. :-)

    Browsing the Ship of Fools site I came across the contest to pick an 11th commandment. The first winner was "Thou shalt not worship false pop idols". The top five choices won digital cameras. :-)

  5. The 11th Commandment? by craXORjack · · Score: 1 · on SimChurch

    I like their 11th Commandment Contest.
    One of the runners-up was Thou Shalt Not Shag Sheep Unless Fully Welsh.

  6. The Ark by Troy · · Score: 4, Informative · on SimChurch

    It looks like the basic Flash engine that they are using also powered the Ark, an internet based reality game show that the Ship ran last year, featuring Biblical luminaries on a 40 day voyage around a mockup of Noah's Ark. If you examine the screenshots of Church of Fools, you can see Simon Peter, Jezebel, Mary Magdeline, Joseph (with rainbow coat), etc. You can still tour around the Ark by clicking the link above.

    -Troy
    Proud Shipmate