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So I guess everyone below is concentrating on whether it's 14/3 or 3/14 or whatever instead of realizing that today is ALSO another special holiday: Steak and a Blowjob Day! http://www.steakandbjday.com/ I guess they'll find out when they're done arguing over semantics.

Actually, I think you'll find that today is Steak and BJ Day

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Judging by the big hunk of meat in my 'fridge, today is Steak and BJ Day. Pi day just isn't nearly as fun.

My definition of loving a woman has nothing to do with randomly getting her flowers (or chocolates, bubble bath, a card, foul-smelling candles, etc.) for no reason. It has a lot more to do with being an effective companion on both physical and emotional levels. In reality, I think that women want this crap on Valentine's Day specifically because they would otherwise feel left out and jealous of their friends who received it then. It doesn't matter how much you love a woman or how effectively you show it, if her emotional reality is that you don't love her as much as her friends' significant others love them, you're not going to have much to celebrate on March 14. You shouldn't have to buy frivolous garbage for her to show that you love her on any day of the year, but it turns out that you probably will have to from time to time. You may as well maximize the benefit by doing it on the day her friends get showered in the stuff. Otherwise, she might not remember how you spent the 364 prior days actually loving her.

It's just silly to assign a day of the year to plan something romantic.

Very True.

Steak and BJ day should be everyday.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Hey! Wait until we have Steak and BJ Day declared an officially recognized national holiday before you start trying to add NGOSS day! Good Lord man, get your priorities straight!

For too many years we men have had to suffer through holidays like the St Valentine's and all those anniversaries we are supposed to keep up with and had no holiday of our own. Now it is time, it is finally time, to declare in ONE voice that we want, nay deserve, our own holiday! Give me Steak and BJ Day or give me death!

Hey, while I admit the guy is kinda scary there ain't nothing wrong with having yourself a chubby girl. 1-they know where the good restaurants are. 2.-they not only ain't gonna bitch at you for eating a nice steak, hell they are probably good at cooking and will be happy to whip that sucker up with some home fries. No grazing or eating tofu shit with a chubby girl. 3.- they ain't on a diet, which cuts down the bitchiness by a factor of 100. Ain't nothing bitchier than a hungry woman son. 4.-they are a hell of a lot nicer to cuddle up with, and ain't gonna be bruising the hell out of you with those damned bony elbows.5.-they have an oral fetish...nuff said. Hell you tell her about steak and BJ day and she'll even mark it on her calendar!

So say what you want about the dude, but leave the chubby girls alone. The last thing we need is more skinny, diet obsessed, bitchy as hell females in this world. The chubby ones are cheaper and low maintenance (you seen how much all that diet shit costs?), glad for the attention, hell of a lot more fun to be with, and don't even bitch about your beer or greasy fries. Ain't nothing wrong with having a chubby girl son, they make life just that much easier.

She might attempt to do something similar for next month's "guy" version of Valentine's Day.

Then again, that might work out well.

Did the Cassini probe at least get a steak?

Steak and BJ Day!!

Guys need to stick together and make this new holiday a success... quickly. But just like how my wife is always more excited than I am about 2/14, I am definitely more excited than her about 3/14.

Go figure.

I feel it's only appropriate to add that march 14th is also international steak and blowjob day

...because it's Steak & BJ Day. Wouldn't miss that for the world.

Forgot the link. Here it is.

You can bet that DeBeers will fight until the bitter end to preserve their diamond monopoly.

They just need some better advertising, like this.

Yes, yes I confirm this is out of topic!

The blow job is not on February 14 but for the next month (mars 14) a festivity that is much more compatible with guys needs.

More importantly, what happens on the 'other' holiday? Don't 'stiff' your geek on that day either! (pun intended)