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  1. BOFH-grade products. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny · on 11 Anti-spam Products Tested
    > eleven of the latest anti-spam products including solutions from BitDefender, Clearswift, CA eTrust, GFI, IronPort, MailGuard, McAfee, MessageLabs, NetIQ, Network Box and Symantec Brightmail.

    How can this list be considered even remotely complete? What about the personalized Louisville Slugger, the noble etherkiller and (for your Tier 1 types who work in volume) the 1200-bung-per-hour-rated Jarvis Sow Bung Dropper?

    Oh, wait, this is a review of anti-spam products, not anti-spammer products. Never mind.

  2. Crazy Killing Tools For Sale by cjsnell · · Score: 2, Informative · on Chicken Run

    Ok, so the subject is a bit misleading...thesen't aren't all killing tools but they're pretty crazy. It's worth a karma troll anyway. :)

    Spinal Cord Remover

    De-Horner

    Bung Ring Expander (!!!!)

    The Stun Box

    Bung Droppers (Removes 1200 assholes an hour, no shit.)

    Head Cutter

    The Lung Gun (i don't want to know)

    "Electrical Stimulation" (somehow, i think it does more than stimulate them...)

  3. Crazy Killing Tools For Sale by cjsnell · · Score: 2, Informative · on Chicken Run

    Ok, so the subject is a bit misleading...thesen't aren't all killing tools but they're pretty crazy. It's worth a karma troll anyway. :)

    Spinal Cord Remover

    De-Horner

    Bung Ring Expander (!!!!)

    The Stun Box

    Bung Droppers (Removes 1200 assholes an hour, no shit.)

    Head Cutter

    The Lung Gun (i don't want to know)

    "Electrical Stimulation" (somehow, i think it does more than stimulate them...)

  4. Crazy Killing Tools For Sale by cjsnell · · Score: 2, Informative · on Chicken Run

    Ok, so the subject is a bit misleading...thesen't aren't all killing tools but they're pretty crazy. It's worth a karma troll anyway. :)

    Spinal Cord Remover

    De-Horner

    Bung Ring Expander (!!!!)

    The Stun Box

    Bung Droppers (Removes 1200 assholes an hour, no shit.)

    Head Cutter

    The Lung Gun (i don't want to know)

    "Electrical Stimulation" (somehow, i think it does more than stimulate them...)

  5. Crazy Killing Tools For Sale by cjsnell · · Score: 2, Informative · on Chicken Run

    Ok, so the subject is a bit misleading...thesen't aren't all killing tools but they're pretty crazy. It's worth a karma troll anyway. :)

    Spinal Cord Remover

    De-Horner

    Bung Ring Expander (!!!!)

    The Stun Box

    Bung Droppers (Removes 1200 assholes an hour, no shit.)

    Head Cutter

    The Lung Gun (i don't want to know)

    "Electrical Stimulation" (somehow, i think it does more than stimulate them...)

  6. Hot Boning by LauraW · · Score: 1 · on Chicken Run

    Hey! It even says that it Helps Hot Boning. Ooooh baby!

  7. Re:Moo... by moosesocks · · Score: 1 · on Chicken Run

    Upon looking through that site, all I can say is YUCK! If you really want to look at it, you can view the entire site here.

    Their parent company also has some really strange cartoons on their site.

  8. Re:Moo... by moosesocks · · Score: 1 · on Chicken Run

    Upon looking through that site, all I can say is YUCK! If you really want to look at it, you can view the entire site here.

    Their parent company also has some really strange cartoons on their site.

  9. The Big Bad Bung Dropper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Chicken Run

    Just pray bubba in the next cell doesn't get one of these .

  10. Re:Moo... by multiplexo · · Score: 1 · on Chicken Run

    Yeah, I'm surprised that they aren't selling this on thinkgeek. It's the ideal accessory for a large pr0n collection.

  11. Re:Moo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Chicken Run

    I feel juvenile and macabre, but still this amused me

  12. Moo... by Chagatai · · Score: 2, Informative · on Chicken Run
    I work in the food service industry, particularly in the area which makes steak and pork. This device is nothing compared to some of the nightmare fuel machines that are in our plants. To give you guys a good idea, check out the Semi-automatic Neck Breaker (this is designed for poultry, not for cows or hogs, though). Just remember to thank the people who put the food on your table sometimes. And check out the rest of that site for more H. R. Geiger-borne instruments of fun.