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Re:Startup Generator
Now I feel bad, I confused a jaguar.
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Startup Generator
For your amusement, I present to you the Startup Generator.
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Re:'Numérotez vos abatis'...
I'm not buying the "it's too small to possibly be effective" argument. The rest you can make a case for, but 100kB is more than enough for an entire OS, even if most current mainstream OSes are many times larger than that, not always with much of any justification at all. Next you'll be claiming that, say, PuTTY is too small to possibly be useful because most mainstream applications are many times larger than that. That's just not how it works. In fact, one could make a strong case that the very size of contemporary software is a weakness in and of itself, and therefore we ought to work hard on reducing the size needed for the functionality we really want and need to have.
The rest may or may not have merit; we're talking marketeering here and it often isn't discernible from their babble whether the product is anything but expensive vapour if you don't already know this beforehand. This is even more common in startups to the point of having attracted parody.
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Plant Tape startup.
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Re:A Death start-up
Well, yeah, one of their partner firms is Youshock: http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?..., "The Thorough Way To Shock."
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Re:Sigh.
Well, if you try the magic number 0xCAFEBABE (3405691582) you get CampaignNow, so you're probably right.
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Re:It hurts!
No, but I like to screw.
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Pimp that startup!
I'm not sure this one is entirely legal, though:
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
Girlfriendable. The Evolution of the Girlfriend.
'Girlfriendable is a peerless girlfriend service that makes it easy to turn your girlfriends into cash.'
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Funny and scary at the same time
Laughing so hard here right now, they really nailed this.
suckify - "I've been sucking for 15 years and I've never seen anything like Suckify. They're really something else." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
screwable - Commit. Perform. Screw. "As a professional in the screwing industry, I tell all my new clients to start out with an account on Screwable." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
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Funny and scary at the same time
Laughing so hard here right now, they really nailed this.
suckify - "I've been sucking for 15 years and I've never seen anything like Suckify. They're really something else." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
screwable - Commit. Perform. Screw. "As a professional in the screwing industry, I tell all my new clients to start out with an account on Screwable." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
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A Death start-up
Here's a particularly fine example - a start-up for Death:-
The death you've been waiting for.
Satisfy your niche in the death ecosystem with online branding that’s built by active people for right consumers.
Quote: "Death was prompt, current, and current. Ten out of ten!" - Alexandra Sanders, San Gabriel, California
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Re:It hurts!
When my friends need new losses there's only one word I tell them, Lossy. http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
Bonus points for having one team member with the job description "Product". At least now I know what^Wwho they're selling... -
SparkleLink vs. SufferLink
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
They may be onto something there.
I think the crosshairs graphic makes this one work:
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This is so fucking stupid, but I can't stop:
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SparkleLink vs. SufferLink
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
They may be onto something there.
I think the crosshairs graphic makes this one work:
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
This is so fucking stupid, but I can't stop:
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SparkleLink vs. SufferLink
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
They may be onto something there.
I think the crosshairs graphic makes this one work:
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
This is so fucking stupid, but I can't stop:
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SparkleLink vs. SufferLink
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
They may be onto something there.
I think the crosshairs graphic makes this one work:
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
This is so fucking stupid, but I can't stop:
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
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SparkleLink vs. SufferLink
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
They may be onto something there.
I think the crosshairs graphic makes this one work:
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
This is so fucking stupid, but I can't stop:
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
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"You like to sigh. Sighr does too."
Good hook, but it kinda goes off of the rails after that.
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It's not just for startups...
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Re:It hurts!
Just in case you want to mix things up, give SmartReceive a try!
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Re:Meet Suck. The Facebook of sucking.
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
For those who suck.
SuckTrust was founded by people who love sucking just like you! Enter your favorite ways to suck and we'll help you fit it all in. Since we're using fair technologies, you can count on us next time you suck. -
Re:It hurts!
Whipping. Everyone talks about it but only the truly sincere are able to whip day in and day out. Here at WhipBenefit we understand your commitment and want to give you what you need to take your whipping to the next level.
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Re:It hurts!
And I just read about "the world’s first mature grocery."
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Meet Suck. The Facebook of sucking.
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Perhaps this is more appealing?
"Undressly is a place for people who enjoy undressing to connect."
I think this could be bigger than LinkedIn!
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Re:It hurts!
I believe I have stumbled upon a startup trying to get slavery rolling again:
Blackn is a friendly black service that makes it easy to turn your blacks into cash.
Meet the Blackn team (six whites and an Indian)
"I have to say I love this idea, it solved a big problem."
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Re:It hurts!
Leaving http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?... here...
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Re:It hurts!
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Re:It hurts!
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
Manage your organisation's pricking online, with our cloud software.http://tiffzhang.com/startup/i...
Bottomy was created to help you find bottoms in your area. From local bottoms to national brands, no one knows bottoms like Bottomy. No one. -
It hurts!
OK, I am in pain from laughing so hard!
Some of my favs include:
* Effortify! "Share your favorite efforts and discover new ones." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
* Sprayit! "Spray like never before." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
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* Insectify! "The evolution of the insect" http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
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It hurts!
OK, I am in pain from laughing so hard!
Some of my favs include:
* Effortify! "Share your favorite efforts and discover new ones." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
* Sprayit! "Spray like never before." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
and
* Insectify! "The evolution of the insect" http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
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It hurts!
OK, I am in pain from laughing so hard!
Some of my favs include:
* Effortify! "Share your favorite efforts and discover new ones." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
* Sprayit! "Spray like never before." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...
and
* Insectify! "The evolution of the insect" http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?...