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If I understand the article correctly, this does only concern TLDs, not your average domain name.

Oh good. For a minute, I was really worried that my investment advisors would lose their domain!

...So I guess most of those unneccessary top-level DNS requests were for www.clownpenis.fart, right?

...So I guess most of those unneccessary top-level DNS requests were for www.clownpenis.fart, right? We chuckled when it was on SNL, but now... alas, it brings out beloved internet to its knees...

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FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD (Score:-1)
by gebyyznfgre on Tuesday October 30, @12:51PM (#2497677)

(User #530122 Info)FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!!!

DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

Check out this comment [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] and that comment [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org].

This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

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Parent]

• Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by gebyyznfgre (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @12:55PM
  
  • Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by Fucky the troll (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:01PM
    

On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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• Re:Using Commodity Hardware in CmdrTaco by TRoLLaXoR (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:17PM
  

Please try to keep posts on topic.

Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.

Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating
what has already been said.

Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.

Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be
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FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD (Score:-1)
by gebyyznfgre on Tuesday October 30, @12:51PM (#2497677)

(User #530122 Info)FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!!!

DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!

Check out this comment [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] and that comment [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org].

This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.

This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.

You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.

I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.

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• Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by gebyyznfgre (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @12:55PM
  
  • Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by Fucky the troll (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:01PM
    

On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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• Re:Using Commodity Hardware in CmdrTaco by TRoLLaXoR (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:17PM

• Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by gebyyznfgre (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @12:55PM
  
  • Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by Fucky the troll (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:01PM
    

On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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• Re:Using Commodity Hardware in CmdrTaco by TRoLLaXoR (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:17PM
  

• Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by gebyyznfgre (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @12:55PM
  
  • Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by Fucky the troll (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:01PM
    

On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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• Re:Using Commodity Hardware in CmdrTaco by TRoLLaXoR (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:17PM

• Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by gebyyznfgre (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @12:55PM
  
  • Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by Fucky the troll (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:01PM
    

On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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• Re:Using Commodity Hardware in CmdrTaco by TRoLLaXoR (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:17PM

• Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by gebyyznfgre (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @12:55PM
  
  • Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by Fucky the troll (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:01PM
    

On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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• Re:Using Commodity Hardware in CmdrTaco by TRoLLaXoR (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:17PM
  

• Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by gebyyznfgre (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @12:55PM
  
  • Re:FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD by Fucky the troll (Score:-1) Tuesday October 30, @01:01PM
    

On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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On Saturday, May 21, 1997, I fell in love with Hemos at a LUG meeting. I was 24, Hemos was 25, and a
couple of days later we moved to Virginia, where we worked as programmers for the OSDN, on a website titled Slashdot.

On Wednesday, July 7, 1997, a little while after we molested our two freinds,
JonKatz and Cowboy Neal, I told Hemos to wait on inviting one of
JonKatz's gimps over to play, that we needed "to have the most
important conversation of our lives."

"CmdrTaco, what is it?" he asked. "What's going on?" "Hemos," I replied,
"I don't know how to say this so I'll just say it
simply. I need for you to know that I'm gay and I'm coming out."

How did we get from May 21, 1997 to July 7, 1997?

For one thing, it started well before 1997. Hemos and I first met each
other in the fall of 1983, when we were attending Lincoln High School
in Charleston, our mutual hometown. We were both advanced foreign language
students (I was taking Latin, Hemos was taking French) and we shared a
tawdry love affair.

Hemos was everything I ever wanted in a gay companion--pretty and smart and
sweet and very attentive. We never dated in high school, of course. I was
much too shy to ask him out and he was much too traditional to think
about doing the asking himself.

We reconnected several years later, when we were both interning for a local gay pride website, I Like my Homosexuals Flaming.com [yahoo.com]. We corresponded from
our respective schools over the fall and winter, then began dating--and
making out--that summer. Three years later we married.

Aside from a couple of one time dates, I had never had a boyfriend and I
certainly had never made out with anyone--and by the time we started doing
so I was already 21. It wasn't like I hadn't had exposure. My best friend,
JonKatz, who went to another high school, had a boyfriend, CowboyNeal, and they had
sex all the time. It was also the case that Greg was gay--and when he
wasn't having sex with CowboyNeal he was having sex with other guys.

JonKatz and CowboyNeal and I had a quirky little relationship. They were
emotionally and physically and intellectually attracted to each other; I
was emotionally and physically attracted to JonKatz, emotionally and
intellectually attracted to CowboyNeal. And, at least as far the
emotional/intellectual part was concerned, I think they were attracted
back to me.

It didn't work out, of course. CowboyNeal went off to school, JonKatz and I stayed
in Pensacola. CowboyNeal found a new boyfriend, as did JonKatz--a whole series of
them, in fact, along with a nazi-gimp or two. And at some point along
the way, probably after he had broken up with JonKatz and before I got
together with Hemos, I pointed out to JonKatz that although I didn't think I
was "a homosexual" I was pretty sure that he was the only guy with whom I
would ever want to have a physical relationship. When he said, "I can see
that, but I think it would just be too incestuous," I said, "OK," and
went home and cried for a long time, certain that no one would ever love
me if JonKatz couldn't or wouldn't.

It really is the case that at the time I didn't know whether I was gay or
straight. I thought I might be gay--certainly it was the case that from
the time I was a little kid I had been fascinated with big, muscular men,
and that they formed the core of my sexual fantasy life once I reached
puberty and began the nightly masturbatory ritual of my adolescence. But
I didn't know whether my fantasizing about big, muscular men meant that I
was gay--or if it just meant I was really insecure about my own personal
appearance and physical prowess. Likewise, if it didn't know whether it
precluded my having a physical relationship with a woman. I'd never been
with anyone, either male or female, and I really d

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