DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!
This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.
This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.
You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.
I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.
I only wish I could find an escape.
Breaking through or breaking down.
I long to stop enduring this world's torment.
Defiance, alliance, reliance...
Eliminate, eradicate, exterminate...
I never asked to be here.
As if I were human too.
And so I cry, tasting the salt.
Liberate, emancipate, defecate...
These things have consumed me.
I do not know how I will live without you.
It was early Friday morning. CmdrTaco awoke with anticipation of the
days activities with his mistress. After getting out of bed and
surveying his room to find a clean set of clothes he left for his
session. When he arrived he noticed Mistress D was waiting at the
door.
Mistress D was wearing a regular bathrobe when she answered the
door and scolded CmdrTaco for being late and said he would pay for his
mistake. When she closed the door to the outside world she took off
the CmdrTacoe revealing the rubber and leather garment she was covering.
CmdrTaco always loved looking upon his mistress when he arrived, because
she looked so powerful. Today she wore one of her more elaborate
garments consisting of a total body black rubber jumpsuit that covered
her body from the neck down. The suit had holes for her large tits
which jutted out and each was the size of a cantaloupe with lovingly
huge nipples. Another large hole in the suit revealed her own ruby red
shaved pussy and from the back showed her asshole. She also wore a
pair of thigh length high heeled bright red shoes. The heels of the
shoes were five inches long and made of steel with a button end and
were about as round as a pen-light battery. On her head she put on a
half mask that turned her into a ruthless tigress. The mask came down
to under her nose, and suddenly transformed her into a creature with
the senses that told her the pain/pleasure threshold of her slaves.
Mistress D told CmdrTaco to go to the basement and strip down. He
went to his customary "cell" and took off all his clothes. On a shelf
in his room were some items with a note that ordered him to wear what
was there. The items included a pair of dildo briefs, an unusual mask
with a small rod sticking out of the front and only a tube for his
nose, a cock harness, a set of handcuffs, and a leg spreader bar with a
hook in the center.
CmdrTaco wasn't sure exactly how to put on the rubber dildo briefs,
so he reached for the bottle of petroleum jelly and began to spread the
substance slowly around and into his asshole. As he inserted his
finger into his hole he could feel his member becoming rock hard. He
slipped both legs through the pants and then he put his feet as far
apart as possible and bent over so that he could see his asshole in the
cells mirror, this he thought should help make the butt plug go in
easier. Mistress D had thought of everything, since the plug had
already been covered by petroleum jelly. He pressed it to his asshole
and slowly began to push it home. It was about five inches around at
its widest point, and he wasn't sure if he could handle the whole
thing. Inch by inch he saw it work its way inside him. He could feel
his muscles tighten as he pushed the intruder into its new dark warm
home. Just an inch to go then the lip of the plug would be inside the
outer muscle and the plug would pop in on its own. Finally, the butt
plug caught on the lip of his outer asshole and CmdrTaco squeezed his
muscles and sent the plug deep inside him to lock in place. After his
muscles relaxed he noticed a clear plastic tube coming out from the
center of the plug. CmdrTaco wondered if she was going to do anything
with it.
His next task for Mistress D was to put his cock and balls in the
front of the pouch. He slowly inserted his rock hard cock into
avoid coming, because he knew that he would be punished even more for
messing up the cells carpeted floor and he was already in trouble for
being late. After taking five minutes to get his member in, he
carefully fed his balls in the pouch and pulled up the briefs to an
overly snug fit. That's were the straps came in. He buckled the
regular belt of the briefs around his waist and pulled on the two
straps that came from behind the brief, through his crotch and felt a
tightness around his balls and his asshole as he locked the straps to
the remaining buckles on the brief. He began work on some new buckles
on the briefs. Three sets of straps buckled around his cock and he
buckled them to the tightest fitting so he would not be punished even
longer. One strap was right at the end of the sheath that buckled just
behind the head of his cock. The second strap was about two inches
inward, and the last was just in front of his ball sack. He managed to
get all the straps to the smallest positions. He thought his cock had
been caught in a vise and would not let go. The last of the new straps
was locked into place behind his cock and balls and secured them inside
the sheath. Looking in the mirror he saw that his cock was standing
straight out and looked totally confined and was as disciplined as
possible.
CmdrTaco picked up and checked out the spreader bar. On both ends
were ankle cuffs made of leather with a fur lining. He put the first
one on his right ankle, then attached the left. He was really excited
and couldn't wait for the session to start.
Mistress D, without warning, flung the door open and asked what
was taking so long. She forced CmdrTaco down on his knees and roughly put
on the helmet. What CmdrTaco found out was that it was an inflatable
helmet when she inflated the gag in his mouth and the helmet itself
around his head. He felt totally cut off except for the smells in the
room. She also took a five inch cord and secured the cock harness to
the spreader bar. Now CmdrTaco had to walk using his knees.
Mistress D pulled CmdrTaco's arms behind him and attached the pair of
handcuffs to his wrists, securing them to the belt strap that ran
around his balls. The strap was adjustable and Mistress D adjusted the
line so tight that his hands were almost touching the sack itself.
Next, she secured the leash to the harness and began to lead him out of
the room. He had never been in this position, and was very clumsy. He
felt a swift cat-o-nine tails on his cock, and knew he better get good
fast. The cord from his ass was dragging behind him as he tried to
"walk". She led him down a long hallway which felt a mile long and
into a room with no sounds at all (at least nothing CmdrTaco could hear
because of the helmet). Through the helmet CmdrTaco could only hear
anything spoken directly at him.
CmdrTaco had been here many times before and knew that pictured along
the walls of the dungeon were actual photos blown up to poster size.
One picture showed a girl in a leather mummy suit fitted with holes for
her tits, pussy and ass. All around the suit were three foot straps
that had been buckled at the smallest possible position. On the lower
portion of the mummy were a short strap was around the ankles, two more
straps just above and below the knees, and one appeared about an two
inches below the crotch. Above the crotch were straps at the belly
button holding the arms tightly to the mummy's sides, and two more
straps above and below the breasts also holding the arms to the side
and causing the breasts to stand straight out. What appeared to be a
special kind of suspension brace on the upper body section underneath
the armpits and through the crotch of the mummy and was elaborately
fitted to a ring at the top of the brace above the mummy's head. The
mummy was suspended six inches off of the floor by the brace.
Connected to the ankle strap was a short chain that had been connected
to a ring in the floor so the mummy could not swing. The only openings
in the head region were two small hoses that appeared to come from the
nose area; and one exiting from the mouth area with a small bulb
attached. A necklace around the mummy's neck held a box with the
words:
"Every single strand of hair from this loyal slave."
The pictured girls breasts were wound in a upright position very
tightly with a very small gauge of rope. Her nipples had been pierced
and each was being weighted by a one pound ball. Coming out of her
vagina just above the strap below the crotch you could make out a very
wide dildo with a clear tube running out of it and a thin black cord
going to an outlet in the wall.
"This mummy was plugged up three days ago. It is being
introduced fluids into every spot and drained again
after a thirty minute period. The mummy is being elect-
rically stimulated in its lower major openings to try and
bring it back to life. Mummy subject to be checked for
life signs after seventy two hours of experimentation.
The mouth cavity is being pried open by balloon."
Another picture on the other wall had a title of 'Nightstand'.
The girl was totally naked except for one tattoo on her left breast
that read 'Slave'. Her arms had been bound in a leather arm binder
behind her and she was laying on her arms. She was not wearing a
helmet, but what appeared to be a very large double-dildo gag. Her
legs had been bent over her head and her feet were tied by heavy
leather cords to rings in the floor five feet away from her head.
This position left her pussy and asshole pointing at the ceiling.
Inside her vagina was a six inch diameter dildo that appeared to go
deep into the helpless pussy. Above her vagina someone was holding a
pure white candle approximately one foot tall and five inches around in
the stem. It had a "bulb" at its base measuring seven inches around.
A picture hanging next to it showed the resting place of the candle,
and more. The candle had been inserted into the previously vacant
asshole, and Mistress D was reading a very large book by its light
while seated on the protruding dildo.. The candle had burned down
almost three quarters of the way, and in the picture you could see the
wax that had dripped down around the outside of the "Nightstand's"
anus. There was a small card in a lower corner of a second picture
where the mistress was being satisfied while reading a book by the
candles light that read:
"While reading the book I was being serviced by my night-
stand. The candle went out after it had burned all the
way down inside her ass and she was able to close her
rectal muscle on her own to stop the oxygen to the candle.
The candle glowed for three hours until it finally dis-
appeared into the opening and went out. The bulb of the
candle was then removed, using a cord that had been melted into
its base. I was still being serviced for two hours after I
removed the bulb, until I finished reading my entire book."
CmdrTaco wondered if the pictures were still there, but he wondered
even more about the other slaves that were there as they entered. In a
brightly lit corner of the room was a coffin leaning against the wall
at an almost standing position. Inside the coffin was a male subject
who had been put in the mummy position, except that his entire body had
been encased in plastic and them wrapped head to toe in electrical
tape. The only things that were showing were two small tubes for the
mummy to breath through and the mummy's large cock and balls. These
were in a situation of their own. The head of this mummy's cock had
been pierced, and were now sporting a cockring that was connected by a
taught chain to the ceiling. Two more cock rings had been pierced
through the ball sack on the left and right sides and each supported a
five pound weight.
Next to the male mummy was a girl riding a wooden horse like those
used by carpenters. She was completely naked and totally shaved
(including her head). Her legs were held apart by a four foot spreader
bar that had been secured so that her body was perpendicular to the
horse. Hanging from the bar were two weights of ten pounds each to put
pressure on her pussy. Her pussy had just become the home of a fist
diameter electric dildo that was eight inches long and her ass had made
a home for a large electric butt plug both of which you could hear
happily buzzing away as she struggled. Her arms had been encased
behind her in an arm binder and straps near her elbows had been secured
around her waist. The ring at the wrist of the binder had been
connected by rope to a ring in the ceiling so that she could not use
her arms to provide any comfort for her tortured pussy. Her nipples
had been pierced and light chains were connected between them and to a
neck collar she wore proclaiming in large letters "My Mistress'
Property". Her mouth had been silenced by an inflatable dildo gag, and
her eyes blinded by a blindfold.
Not four feet away from the pony rider were two young naked ladies
whose wrists had been secured to their ankles and were hanging by the
ankle cuffs to the ceiling. They were suspended so that their backs
reached to one foot off the floor. Each girls mouth had been filled by
a ball gag, and each was wearing a blindfold, just like the others.
Inside the asses of both girls could be made out the exterior section
of a butt plug (and by the size of the section, both were rather
large!) Between the girls was a three foot long double headed dildo
entering their vaginas. The dildo was about three inches in diameter.
The girls legs had been secured together by a rope so that the center
foot of the dildo was exposed between the two helpless girls and the
dildo could not come free, and so they were not touching each others
body.
In the center of the room was a square frame of two by fours
hanging horizontally from pulleys in the ceiling. It measured eight
feet by eight feet. In each corner of the frame was a pulley connected
to a steel cuff lined with fur (like CmdrTaco's spreader bar). Hanging
not so loosely from these four pulleys was a beautiful naked girl in
her mid twenties. She had a golden tan with no lines. Her tits were
the size of cantaloupes and each drooped over the side of her body.
Her pussy and asshole were shaved clean as a whistle and her clit was
shining in the hot lights from juices due to previous orgasms from all
sorts of objects the mistress had used on her. Her head was encased in
a mask almost like CmdrTaco's with the gag inflated except that it had no
rod in the front and a ring at the top of the head. This ring was
connected to a ring in the frame by a strong piece of rope. She
couldn't move or tilt her head.
The mistress lead CmdrTaco to a distance of five feet away from the
frame which was high enough that he could not bang his head, but could
touch the girl anywhere along the sides of her body. She then went
over to her table and picked up three items. Upon her return, she
attached a hand pump to the cord and proceeded to inflate the large plug
inside CmdrTaco's asshole. When she felt enough tension in the pump she
plugged the line, and played with the cord right near his hole to see
if it was inflated enough. She felt not, and continued to inflate it
until CmdrTaco almost screamed through the gag. She stopped and sealed off
the line.
The mistress took the second item and attached it to the rod on
CmdrTaco's helmet. It was a four inch butt plug with hose (similar to
CmdrTaco's). She bent down and said to CmdrTaco to insert this where it
goes. CmdrTaco obeyed and began to move forward towards the girl. He was
near her head, and began to poke her with the plug. He kept poking as
he crawled very slowly due to the dildo in his ass. His mistress gave
him a whack with the tails and he tried to move faster. He finally
made it around to her pussy, and began pushing it in, only to receive
another whack, telling him he was in the wrong area. He tried to bend
down under the strain of his bonds, and felt the plug touch the young
girls ass. He began to slowly insert the plug as he felt the girl try
and pull away. He knew that the insertion of a butt plug required that
it be done like having sex; push in hard and pull out slightly until
the widest point of the plug passes the outer muscles of the asshole
and then it will just pop right in. He just pushed harder and harder
and finally felt her rectum give way to the massive plug. He could
smell the young bound girl's ass, and thought it was beautiful. The
mistress unhooked CmdrTaco from the girl's new addition and led him by the
cock leash to another corner of the room, where he waited for what he
felt was the longest time.
The girl on the square was trying in vain to free herself with
wild moves and pulling on every bond. She had never felt a plug up her
ass, and was in loving pain. Her mistress began to take a rope and tie
her tits in a upright position, which she then snaked the leftover rope
through rings in the ceiling and pulled taught.
The mistress went back to CmdrTaco and put another item on the little
rod. This one was a nine inch dildo. She again told CmdrTaco to put it
where it goes and left the room. It took CmdrTaco ten minutes just to
locate the girl. Again he was near her head and began poking to see
where he was. The mistress came back, and told him that if he found
where it went and got her to cum, maybe he could fuck her for real. He
quickened his pace.
While CmdrTaco was looking for the "prize box", the mistress went
over to her throne. It was a young naked girl no older than nineteen
whose legs had been bent back, and her knees had been tied using a rope
that went behind her back. Each arm from the elbow to wrist had been
encased in a spandex mitten along with the leg that matched, from the
knee down to the tip of the toes. Near her ankle and half way up each
mitten were leather straps assuring the "throne" could go nowhere. The
girls head was encased in a rubber hood with a built in dildo gag that
she breathed through. Her pubic hairs were a nice blonde color and had
been cut to be one quarter of an inch long. The girl was placed on a
swinging platform about eight inches above the floor. As the mistress
sat down on the girl she reached over to a near-by table and picked up
a can of shaving cream and a razor. She began to apply the cream all
over her throne's pussy. After lathering the throne, she also attached
a clear tube to the can and began to pump the rest of shaving cream
into the throne's asshole. The Mistress felt excited as her throne
came to life and struggled against her bonds. The mistress began to
shave off every hair from that tender vagina. After she had completed
the shaving job, she marveled at the word "Slave" that had been
tattooed in big enough letters that when hair grew back it would be
covered. The mistress put down the shaving can and the razor and
picked up a small battery operated butt plug and a medium sized
vibrator. As the "throne" began to feel the insertion of the plug, it
began to once again try and break free to the delight of the seated
occupant. Very slowly the plug was inserted, about one inch for every
thirty seconds to prolong the feeling in the "throne's" rectum. Just
when the plug was about to go all the way in the mistress pulled it out
and inserted a finger into the hole to get the muscles real tight
again. She played around for a minute or two and pulled her finger
out, waited another minute, then very rapidly inserted the plug into
the ass with great force. This caused the "throne" to buck wildly,
which did no good, the plug was home and not about to budge. The
mistress reached for the control of the plug and turned it on to a very
slow speed. It could be heard (and felt) buzzing away happily inside
its new home. Next, it was time for the dildo. Spreading her pussy
lips as far apart as they could go, she lubricated the dildo with the
juices that were flowing from the assaulted opening. Before inserting
the vibrator into her "throne's" pussy she turned the unit up as fast
as it could go, then shoved it in until it completely disappeared
inside. The young girl was being assaulted at both ends and was trying
in vain to get loose, and the mistress was overjoyed at the feeling of
the "throne's" body vibrating underneath her. That was not the end of
the session with the throne, because one more thing remained, her
"throne's" pussy lips were to be pierced and locked together so the
dildo could not slip out on its own. The mistress took the tools for
piercing and carefully put two rings in each pussy lip at one inch
apart and then melted them into place so they would be permanent. She
then took two very small locks and securely padlocked each set of rings
together. The mistress stood up and watched as the girl kept
struggling until she had no more energy, and fainted. Leaving her
"throne" to rest she concentrated again on CmdrTaco.
It was early Friday morning. CmdrTaco awoke with anticipation of the
days activities with his mistress. After getting out of bed and
surveying his room to find a clean set of clothes he left for his
session. When he arrived he noticed Mistress D was waiting at the
door.
Mistress D was wearing a regular bathrobe when she answered the
door and scolded CmdrTaco for being late and said he would pay for his
mistake. When she closed the door to the outside world she took off
the CmdrTacoe revealing the rubber and leather garment she was covering.
CmdrTaco always loved looking upon his mistress when he arrived, because
she looked so powerful. Today she wore one of her more elaborate
garments consisting of a total body black rubber jumpsuit that covered
her body from the neck down. The suit had holes for her large tits
which jutted out and each was the size of a cantaloupe with lovingly
huge nipples. Another large hole in the suit revealed her own ruby red
shaved pussy and from the back showed her asshole. She also wore a
pair of thigh length high heeled bright red shoes. The heels of the
shoes were five inches long and made of steel with a button end and
were about as round as a pen-light battery. On her head she put on a
half mask that turned her into a ruthless tigress. The mask came down
to under her nose, and suddenly transformed her into a creature with
the senses that told her the pain/pleasure threshold of her slaves.
Mistress D told CmdrTaco to go to the basement and strip down. He
went to his customary "cell" and took off all his clothes. On a shelf
in his room were some items with a note that ordered him to wear what
was there. The items included a pair of dildo briefs, an unusual mask
with a small rod sticking out of the front and only a tube for his
nose, a cock harness, a set of handcuffs, and a leg spreader bar with a
hook in the center.
CmdrTaco wasn't sure exactly how to put on the rubber dildo briefs,
so he reached for the bottle of petroleum jelly and began to spread the
substance slowly around and into his asshole. As he inserted his
finger into his hole he could feel his member becoming rock hard. He
slipped both legs through the pants and then he put his feet as far
apart as possible and bent over so that he could see his asshole in the
cells mirror, this he thought should help make the butt plug go in
easier. Mistress D had thought of everything, since the plug had
already been covered by petroleum jelly. He pressed it to his asshole
and slowly began to push it home. It was about five inches around at
its widest point, and he wasn't sure if he could handle the whole
thing. Inch by inch he saw it work its way inside him. He could feel
his muscles tighten as he pushed the intruder into its new dark warm
home. Just an inch to go then the lip of the plug would be inside the
outer muscle and the plug would pop in on its own. Finally, the butt
plug caught on the lip of his outer asshole and CmdrTaco squeezed his
muscles and sent the plug deep inside him to lock in place. After his
muscles relaxed he noticed a clear plastic tube coming out from the
center of the plug. CmdrTaco wondered if she was going to do anything
with it.
His next task for Mistress D was to put his cock and balls in the
front of the pouch. He slowly inserted his rock hard cock into
avoid coming, because he knew that he would be punished even more for
messing up the cells carpeted floor and he was already in trouble for
being late. After taking five minutes to get his member in, he
carefully fed his balls in the pouch and pulled up the briefs to an
overly snug fit. That's were the straps came in. He buckled the
regular belt of the briefs around his waist and pulled on the two
straps that came from behind the brief, through his crotch and felt a
tightness around his balls and his asshole as he locked the straps to
the remaining buckles on the brief. He began work on some new buckles
on the briefs. Three sets of straps buckled around his cock and he
buckled them to the tightest fitting so he would not be punished even
longer. One strap was right at the end of the sheath that buckled just
behind the head of his cock. The second strap was about two inches
inward, and the last was just in front of his ball sack. He managed to
get all the straps to the smallest positions. He thought his cock had
been caught in a vise and would not let go. The last of the new straps
was locked into place behind his cock and balls and secured them inside
the sheath. Looking in the mirror he saw that his cock was standing
straight out and looked totally confined and was as disciplined as
possible.
CmdrTaco picked up and checked out the spreader bar. On both ends
were ankle cuffs made of leather with a fur lining. He put the first
one on his right ankle, then attached the left. He was really excited
and couldn't wait for the session to start.
Mistress D, without warning, flung the door open and asked what
was taking so long. She forced CmdrTaco down on his knees and roughly put
on the helmet. What CmdrTaco found out was that it was an inflatable
helmet when she inflated the gag in his mouth and the helmet itself
around his head. He felt totally cut off except for the smells in the
room. She also took a five inch cord and secured the cock harness to
the spreader bar. Now CmdrTaco had to walk using his knees.
Mistress D pulled CmdrTaco's arms behind him and attached the pair of
handcuffs to his wrists, securing them to the belt strap that ran
around his balls. The strap was adjustable and Mistress D adjusted the
line so tight that his hands were almost touching the sack itself.
Next, she secured the leash to the harness and began to lead him out of
the room. He had never been in this position, and was very clumsy. He
felt a swift cat-o-nine tails on his cock, and knew he better get good
fast. The cord from his ass was dragging behind him as he tried to
"walk". She led him down a long hallway which felt a mile long and
into a room with no sounds at all (at least nothing CmdrTaco could hear
because of the helmet). Through the helmet CmdrTaco could only hear
anything spoken directly at him.
CmdrTaco had been here many times before and knew that pictured along
the walls of the dungeon were actual photos blown up to poster size.
One picture showed a girl in a leather mummy suit fitted with holes for
her tits, pussy and ass. All around the suit were three foot straps
that had been buckled at the smallest possible position. On the lower
portion of the mummy were a short strap was around the ankles, two more
straps just above and below the knees, and one appeared about an two
inches below the crotch. Above the crotch were straps at the belly
button holding the arms tightly to the mummy's sides, and two more
straps above and below the breasts also holding the arms to the side
and causing the breasts to stand straight out. What appeared to be a
special kind of suspension brace on the upper body section underneath
the armpits and through the crotch of the mummy and was elaborately
fitted to a ring at the top of the brace above the mummy's head. The
mummy was suspended six inches off of the floor by the brace.
Connected to the ankle strap was a short chain that had been connected
to a ring in the floor so the mummy could not swing. The only openings
in the head region were two small hoses that appeared to come from the
nose area; and one exiting from the mouth area with a small bulb
attached. A necklace around the mummy's neck held a box with the
words:
"Every single strand of hair from this loyal slave."
The pictured girls breasts were wound in a upright position very
tightly with a very small gauge of rope. Her nipples had been pierced
and each was being weighted by a one pound ball. Coming out of her
vagina just above the strap below the crotch you could make out a very
wide dildo with a clear tube running out of it and a thin black cord
going to an outlet in the wall.
"This mummy was plugged up three days ago. It is being
introduced fluids into every spot and drained again
after a thirty minute period. The mummy is being elect-
rically stimulated in its lower major openings to try and
bring it back to life. Mummy subject to be checked for
life signs after seventy two hours of experimentation.
The mouth cavity is being pried open by balloon."
Another picture on the other wall had a title of 'Nightstand'.
The girl was totally naked except for one tattoo on her left breast
that read 'Slave'. Her arms had been bound in a leather arm binder
behind her and she was laying on her arms. She was not wearing a
helmet, but what appeared to be a very large double-dildo gag. Her
legs had been bent over her head and her feet were tied by heavy
leather cords to rings in the floor five feet away from her head.
This position left her pussy and asshole pointing at the ceiling.
Inside her vagina was a six inch diameter dildo that appeared to go
deep into the helpless pussy. Above her vagina someone was holding a
pure white candle approximately one foot tall and five inches around in
the stem. It had a "bulb" at its base measuring seven inches around.
A picture hanging next to it showed the resting place of the candle,
and more. The candle had been inserted into the previously vacant
asshole, and Mistress D was reading a very large book by its light
while seated on the protruding dildo.. The candle had burned down
almost three quarters of the way, and in the picture you could see the
wax that had dripped down around the outside of the "Nightstand's"
anus. There was a small card in a lower corner of a second picture
where the mistress was being satisfied while reading a book by the
candles light that read:
"While reading the book I was being serviced by my night-
stand. The candle went out after it had burned all the
way down inside her ass and she was able to close her
rectal muscle on her own to stop the oxygen to the candle.
The candle glowed for three hours until it finally dis-
appeared into the opening and went out. The bulb of the
candle was then removed, using a cord that had been melted into
its base. I was still being serviced for two hours after I
removed the bulb, until I finished reading my entire book."
CmdrTaco wondered if the pictures were still there, but he wondered
even more about the other slaves that were there as they entered. In a
brightly lit corner of the room was a coffin leaning against the wall
at an almost standing position. Inside the coffin was a male subject
who had been put in the mummy position, except that his entire body had
been encased in plastic and them wrapped head to toe in electrical
tape. The only things that were showing were two small tubes for the
mummy to breath through and the mummy's large cock and balls. These
were in a situation of their own. The head of this mummy's cock had
been pierced, and were now sporting a cockring that was connected by a
taught chain to the ceiling. Two more cock rings had been pierced
through the ball sack on the left and right sides and each supported a
five pound weight.
Next to the male mummy was a girl riding a wooden horse like those
used by carpenters. She was completely naked and totally shaved
(including her head). Her legs were held apart by a four foot spreader
bar that had been secured so that her body was perpendicular to the
horse. Hanging from the bar were two weights of ten pounds each to put
pressure on her pussy. Her pussy had just become the home of a fist
diameter electric dildo that was eight inches long and her ass had made
a home for a large electric butt plug both of which you could hear
happily buzzing away as she struggled. Her arms had been encased
behind her in an arm binder and straps near her elbows had been secured
around her waist. The ring at the wrist of the binder had been
connected by rope to a ring in the ceiling so that she could not use
her arms to provide any comfort for her tortured pussy. Her nipples
had been pierced and light chains were connected between them and to a
neck collar she wore proclaiming in large letters "My Mistress'
Property". Her mouth had been silenced by an inflatable dildo gag, and
her eyes blinded by a blindfold.
Not four feet away from the pony rider were two young naked ladies
whose wrists had been secured to their ankles and were hanging by the
ankle cuffs to the ceiling. They were suspended so that their backs
reached to one foot off the floor. Each girls mouth had been filled by
a ball gag, and each was wearing a blindfold, just like the others.
Inside the asses of both girls could be made out the exterior section
of a butt plug (and by the size of the section, both were rather
large!) Between the girls was a three foot long double headed dildo
entering their vaginas. The dildo was about three inches in diameter.
The girls legs had been secured together by a rope so that the center
foot of the dildo was exposed between the two helpless girls and the
dildo could not come free, and so they were not touching each others
body.
In the center of the room was a square frame of two by fours
hanging horizontally from pulleys in the ceiling. It measured eight
feet by eight feet. In each corner of the frame was a pulley connected
to a steel cuff lined with fur (like CmdrTaco's spreader bar). Hanging
not so loosely from these four pulleys was a beautiful naked girl in
her mid twenties. She had a golden tan with no lines. Her tits were
the size of cantaloupes and each drooped over the side of her body.
Her pussy and asshole were shaved clean as a whistle and her clit was
shining in the hot lights from juices due to previous orgasms from all
sorts of objects the mistress had used on her. Her head was encased in
a mask almost like CmdrTaco's with the gag inflated except that it had no
rod in the front and a ring at the top of the head. This ring was
connected to a ring in the frame by a strong piece of rope. She
couldn't move or tilt her head.
The mistress lead CmdrTaco to a distance of five feet away from the
frame which was high enough that he could not bang his head, but could
touch the girl anywhere along the sides of her body. She then went
over to her table and picked up three items. Upon her return, she
attached a hand pump to the cord and proceeded to inflate the large plug
inside CmdrTaco's asshole. When she felt enough tension in the pump she
plugged the line, and played with the cord right near his hole to see
if it was inflated enough. She felt not, and continued to inflate it
until CmdrTaco almost screamed through the gag. She stopped and sealed off
the line.
The mistress took the second item and attached it to the rod on
CmdrTaco's helmet. It was a four inch butt plug with hose (similar to
CmdrTaco's). She bent down and said to CmdrTaco to insert this where it
goes. CmdrTaco obeyed and began to move forward towards the girl. He was
near her head, and began to poke her with the plug. He kept poking as
he crawled very slowly due to the dildo in his ass. His mistress gave
him a whack with the tails and he tried to move faster. He finally
made it around to her pussy, and began pushing it in, only to receive
another whack, telling him he was in the wrong area. He tried to bend
down under the strain of his bonds, and felt the plug touch the young
girls ass. He began to slowly insert the plug as he felt the girl try
and pull away. He knew that the insertion of a butt plug required that
it be done like having sex; push in hard and pull out slightly until
the widest point of the plug passes the outer muscles of the asshole
and then it will just pop right in. He just pushed harder and harder
and finally felt her rectum give way to the massive plug. He could
smell the young bound girl's ass, and thought it was beautiful. The
mistress unhooked CmdrTaco from the girl's new addition and led him by the
cock leash to another corner of the room, where he waited for what he
felt was the longest time.
The girl on the square was trying in vain to free herself with
wild moves and pulling on every bond. She had never felt a plug up her
ass, and was in loving pain. Her mistress began to take a rope and tie
her tits in a upright position, which she then snaked the leftover rope
through rings in the ceiling and pulled taught.
The mistress went back to CmdrTaco and put another item on the little
rod. This one was a nine inch dildo. She again told CmdrTaco to put it
where it goes and left the room. It took CmdrTaco ten minutes just to
locate the girl. Again he was near her head and began poking to see
where he was. The mistress came back, and told him that if he found
where it went and got her to cum, maybe he could fuck her for real. He
quickened his pace.
While CmdrTaco was looking for the "prize box", the mistress went
over to her throne. It was a young naked girl no older than nineteen
whose legs had been bent back, and her knees had been tied using a rope
that went behind her back. Each arm from the elbow to wrist had been
encased in a spandex mitten along with the leg that matched, from the
knee down to the tip of the toes. Near her ankle and half way up each
mitten were leather straps assuring the "throne" could go nowhere. The
girls head was encased in a rubber hood with a built in dildo gag that
she breathed through. Her pubic hairs were a nice blonde color and had
been cut to be one quarter of an inch long. The girl was placed on a
swinging platform about eight inches above the floor. As the mistress
sat down on the girl she reached over to a near-by table and picked up
a can of shaving cream and a razor. She began to apply the cream all
over her throne's pussy. After lathering the throne, she also attached
a clear tube to the can and began to pump the rest of shaving cream
into the throne's asshole. The Mistress felt excited as her throne
came to life and struggled against her bonds. The mistress began to
shave off every hair from that tender vagina. After she had completed
the shaving job, she marveled at the word "Slave" that had been
tattooed in big enough letters that when hair grew back it would be
covered. The mistress put down the shaving can and the razor and
picked up a small battery operated butt plug and a medium sized
vibrator. As the "throne" began to feel the insertion of the plug, it
began to once again try and break free to the delight of the seated
occupant. Very slowly the plug was inserted, about one inch for every
thirty seconds to prolong the feeling in the "throne's" rectum. Just
when the plug was about to go all the way in the mistress pulled it out
and inserted a finger into the hole to get the muscles real tight
again. She played around for a minute or two and pulled her finger
out, waited another minute, then very rapidly inserted the plug into
the ass with great force. This caused the "throne" to buck wildly,
which did no good, the plug was home and not about to budge. The
mistress reached for the control of the plug and turned it on to a very
slow speed. It could be heard (and felt) buzzing away happily inside
its new home. Next, it was time for the dildo. Spreading her pussy
lips as far apart as they could go, she lubricated the dildo with the
juices that were flowing from the assaulted opening. Before inserting
the vibrator into her "throne's" pussy she turned the unit up as fast
as it could go, then shoved it in until it completely disappeared
inside. The young girl was being assaulted at both ends and was trying
in vain to get loose, and the mistress was overjoyed at the feeling of
the "throne's" body vibrating underneath her. That was not the end of
the session with the throne, because one more thing remained, her
"throne's" pussy lips were to be pierced and locked together so the
dildo could not slip out on its own. The mistress took the tools for
piercing and carefully put two rings in each pussy lip at one inch
apart and then melted them into place so they would be permanent. She
then took two very small locks and securely padlocked each set of rings
together. The mistress stood up and watched as the girl kept
struggling until she had no more energy, and fainted. Leaving her
"throne" to rest she concentrated again on CmdrTaco.
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say
he with confidance, cause no women use linux)
would tell you that he would want the troll
off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue
that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is
today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed
geeks that no one cares about and everybody
pickes on. They are never on the winning team
and are always left out. Slashdot readers have
latched on to Linux and the community that has
arose around it; they love to defend it; even
if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who
care about their fellow man. Trolls help the
poor linux user by giving him a easy target to
flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me
be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers
of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some
trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to
be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot
readers a challenge, some of the trolls are
harder to spot. The troll might be an easy
topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a
harder topic like Natilie Portman and the
grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can
be said hat slashdot readers love responding
to trolls as much as much as the trolls like
being responded to. Keep in mind that when a(logged in) troll makes a first post or gives
a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying
"I love you, man!"
Please discuss
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say
he with confidance, cause no women use linux)
would tell you that he would want the troll
off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue
that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is
today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed
geeks that no one cares about and everybody
pickes on. They are never on the winning team
and are always left out. Slashdot readers have
latched on to Linux and the community that has
arose around it; they love to defend it; even
if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who
care about their fellow man. Trolls help the
poor linux user by giving him a easy target to
flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me
be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers
of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some
trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to
be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot
readers a challenge, some of the trolls are
harder to spot. The troll might be an easy
topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a
harder topic like Natilie Portman and the
grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can
be said hat slashdot readers love responding
to trolls as much as much as the trolls like
being responded to. Keep in mind that when a(logged in) troll makes a first post or gives
a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying
"I love you, man!"
Please discuss
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say
he with confidance, cause no women use linux)
would tell you that he would want the troll
off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue
that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is
today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed
geeks that no one cares about and everybody
pickes on. They are never on the winning team
and are always left out. Slashdot readers have
latched on to Linux and the community that has
arose around it; they love to defend it; even
if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who
care about their fellow man. Trolls help the
poor linux user by giving him a easy target to
flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me
be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers
of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some
trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to
be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot
readers a challenge, some of the trolls are
harder to spot. The troll might be an easy
topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a
harder topic like Natilie Portman and the
grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can
be said hat slashdot readers love responding
to trolls as much as much as the trolls like
being responded to. Keep in mind that when a(logged in) troll makes a first post or gives
a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying
"I love you, man!"
Please discuss
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say
he with confidance, cause no women use linux)
would tell you that he would want the troll
off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue
that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is
today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed
geeks that no one cares about and everybody
pickes on. They are never on the winning team
and are always left out. Slashdot readers have
latched on to Linux and the community that has
arose around it; they love to defend it; even
if they are wrong.
Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who
care about their fellow man. Trolls help the
poor linux user by giving him a easy target to
flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me
be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers
of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some
trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to
be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot
readers a challenge, some of the trolls are
harder to spot. The troll might be an easy
topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a
harder topic like Natilie Portman and the
grits that occupy her pants.
No matter what the level of trolling, it can
be said hat slashdot readers love responding
to trolls as much as much as the trolls like
being responded to. Keep in mind that when a(logged in) troll makes a first post or gives
a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying
"I love you, man!"
Please discuss
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You sir..... are a retard
Hello, I am troll. Does anyone have any suggestions for stories?
First Post..... And here is some more stuff to get me past the lameness filter.
Nope... Death to all AC's
First Post
FREE DEAD PENIS BIRD!!!
DEAD PENIS BIRD, A REFORMING TROLL, HAS SUFFERED UNDUE BANNING AND MENTAL ANGUISH, THANKS TO TACO AND CO.'S EXCESSIVE AND UNNECESSAY BITCHSLAPPING POLICY!
Check out this comment [slashdot.org] and that comment [slashdot.org].
This morning, when I logged in roughly 9 AM EDT, the comments were rated 5 and 4 respectively. Now they picked up a total of 6 "Overrated" mods. What's most strange about this is that NO BAN has been tripped.
This reeks of editor abuse. How a fairly old comment can pick up FOUR "Overrated" mods in such a short span can be explained in no other way.
You'd figure that Taco and Co. would love to see a troll change his ways and post some meaningful stuff. Apparently this is not the case. "Once a troll, always a troll" is their motto.
I was looking forward to the challenge of reforming a troll. But their shortsighted ways have proved otherwise. Fuck 'em with a broomstick, I say.
I only wish I could find an escape.
Breaking through or breaking down.
I long to stop enduring this world's torment.
Defiance, alliance, reliance...
Eliminate, eradicate, exterminate...
I never asked to be here.
As if I were human too.
And so I cry, tasting the salt.
Liberate, emancipate, defecate...
These things have consumed me.
I do not know how I will live without you.
Emptiness was the answer.
It was early Friday morning. CmdrTaco awoke with anticipation of the
days activities with his mistress. After getting out of bed and
surveying his room to find a clean set of clothes he left for his
session. When he arrived he noticed Mistress D was waiting at the
door.
Mistress D was wearing a regular bathrobe when she answered the
door and scolded CmdrTaco for being late and said he would pay for his
mistake. When she closed the door to the outside world she took off
the CmdrTacoe revealing the rubber and leather garment she was covering.
CmdrTaco always loved looking upon his mistress when he arrived, because
she looked so powerful. Today she wore one of her more elaborate
garments consisting of a total body black rubber jumpsuit that covered
her body from the neck down. The suit had holes for her large tits
which jutted out and each was the size of a cantaloupe with lovingly
huge nipples. Another large hole in the suit revealed her own ruby red
shaved pussy and from the back showed her asshole. She also wore a
pair of thigh length high heeled bright red shoes. The heels of the
shoes were five inches long and made of steel with a button end and
were about as round as a pen-light battery. On her head she put on a
half mask that turned her into a ruthless tigress. The mask came down
to under her nose, and suddenly transformed her into a creature with
the senses that told her the pain/pleasure threshold of her slaves.
Mistress D told CmdrTaco to go to the basement and strip down. He
went to his customary "cell" and took off all his clothes. On a shelf
in his room were some items with a note that ordered him to wear what
was there. The items included a pair of dildo briefs, an unusual mask
with a small rod sticking out of the front and only a tube for his
nose, a cock harness, a set of handcuffs, and a leg spreader bar with a
hook in the center.
CmdrTaco wasn't sure exactly how to put on the rubber dildo briefs,
so he reached for the bottle of petroleum jelly and began to spread the
substance slowly around and into his asshole. As he inserted his
finger into his hole he could feel his member becoming rock hard. He
slipped both legs through the pants and then he put his feet as far
apart as possible and bent over so that he could see his asshole in the
cells mirror, this he thought should help make the butt plug go in
easier. Mistress D had thought of everything, since the plug had
already been covered by petroleum jelly. He pressed it to his asshole
and slowly began to push it home. It was about five inches around at
its widest point, and he wasn't sure if he could handle the whole
thing. Inch by inch he saw it work its way inside him. He could feel
his muscles tighten as he pushed the intruder into its new dark warm
home. Just an inch to go then the lip of the plug would be inside the
outer muscle and the plug would pop in on its own. Finally, the butt
plug caught on the lip of his outer asshole and CmdrTaco squeezed his
muscles and sent the plug deep inside him to lock in place. After his
muscles relaxed he noticed a clear plastic tube coming out from the
center of the plug. CmdrTaco wondered if she was going to do anything
with it.
His next task for Mistress D was to put his cock and balls in the
front of the pouch. He slowly inserted his rock hard cock into
avoid coming, because he knew that he would be punished even more for
messing up the cells carpeted floor and he was already in trouble for
being late. After taking five minutes to get his member in, he
carefully fed his balls in the pouch and pulled up the briefs to an
overly snug fit. That's were the straps came in. He buckled the
regular belt of the briefs around his waist and pulled on the two
straps that came from behind the brief, through his crotch and felt a
tightness around his balls and his asshole as he locked the straps to
the remaining buckles on the brief. He began work on some new buckles
on the briefs. Three sets of straps buckled around his cock and he
buckled them to the tightest fitting so he would not be punished even
longer. One strap was right at the end of the sheath that buckled just
behind the head of his cock. The second strap was about two inches
inward, and the last was just in front of his ball sack. He managed to
get all the straps to the smallest positions. He thought his cock had
been caught in a vise and would not let go. The last of the new straps
was locked into place behind his cock and balls and secured them inside
the sheath. Looking in the mirror he saw that his cock was standing
straight out and looked totally confined and was as disciplined as
possible.
CmdrTaco picked up and checked out the spreader bar. On both ends
were ankle cuffs made of leather with a fur lining. He put the first
one on his right ankle, then attached the left. He was really excited
and couldn't wait for the session to start.
Mistress D, without warning, flung the door open and asked what
was taking so long. She forced CmdrTaco down on his knees and roughly put
on the helmet. What CmdrTaco found out was that it was an inflatable
helmet when she inflated the gag in his mouth and the helmet itself
around his head. He felt totally cut off except for the smells in the
room. She also took a five inch cord and secured the cock harness to
the spreader bar. Now CmdrTaco had to walk using his knees.
Mistress D pulled CmdrTaco's arms behind him and attached the pair of
handcuffs to his wrists, securing them to the belt strap that ran
around his balls. The strap was adjustable and Mistress D adjusted the
line so tight that his hands were almost touching the sack itself.
Next, she secured the leash to the harness and began to lead him out of
the room. He had never been in this position, and was very clumsy. He
felt a swift cat-o-nine tails on his cock, and knew he better get good
fast. The cord from his ass was dragging behind him as he tried to
"walk". She led him down a long hallway which felt a mile long and
into a room with no sounds at all (at least nothing CmdrTaco could hear
because of the helmet). Through the helmet CmdrTaco could only hear
anything spoken directly at him.
CmdrTaco had been here many times before and knew that pictured along
the walls of the dungeon were actual photos blown up to poster size.
One picture showed a girl in a leather mummy suit fitted with holes for
her tits, pussy and ass. All around the suit were three foot straps
that had been buckled at the smallest possible position. On the lower
portion of the mummy were a short strap was around the ankles, two more
straps just above and below the knees, and one appeared about an two
inches below the crotch. Above the crotch were straps at the belly
button holding the arms tightly to the mummy's sides, and two more
straps above and below the breasts also holding the arms to the side
and causing the breasts to stand straight out. What appeared to be a
special kind of suspension brace on the upper body section underneath
the armpits and through the crotch of the mummy and was elaborately
fitted to a ring at the top of the brace above the mummy's head. The
mummy was suspended six inches off of the floor by the brace.
Connected to the ankle strap was a short chain that had been connected
to a ring in the floor so the mummy could not swing. The only openings
in the head region were two small hoses that appeared to come from the
nose area; and one exiting from the mouth area with a small bulb
attached. A necklace around the mummy's neck held a box with the
words:
"Every single strand of hair from this loyal slave."
The pictured girls breasts were wound in a upright position very
tightly with a very small gauge of rope. Her nipples had been pierced
and each was being weighted by a one pound ball. Coming out of her
vagina just above the strap below the crotch you could make out a very
wide dildo with a clear tube running out of it and a thin black cord
going to an outlet in the wall.
"This mummy was plugged up three days ago. It is being
introduced fluids into every spot and drained again
after a thirty minute period. The mummy is being elect-
rically stimulated in its lower major openings to try and
bring it back to life. Mummy subject to be checked for
life signs after seventy two hours of experimentation.
The mouth cavity is being pried open by balloon."
Another picture on the other wall had a title of 'Nightstand'.
The girl was totally naked except for one tattoo on her left breast
that read 'Slave'. Her arms had been bound in a leather arm binder
behind her and she was laying on her arms. She was not wearing a
helmet, but what appeared to be a very large double-dildo gag. Her
legs had been bent over her head and her feet were tied by heavy
leather cords to rings in the floor five feet away from her head.
This position left her pussy and asshole pointing at the ceiling.
Inside her vagina was a six inch diameter dildo that appeared to go
deep into the helpless pussy. Above her vagina someone was holding a
pure white candle approximately one foot tall and five inches around in
the stem. It had a "bulb" at its base measuring seven inches around.
A picture hanging next to it showed the resting place of the candle,
and more. The candle had been inserted into the previously vacant
asshole, and Mistress D was reading a very large book by its light
while seated on the protruding dildo.. The candle had burned down
almost three quarters of the way, and in the picture you could see the
wax that had dripped down around the outside of the "Nightstand's"
anus. There was a small card in a lower corner of a second picture
where the mistress was being satisfied while reading a book by the
candles light that read:
"While reading the book I was being serviced by my night-
stand. The candle went out after it had burned all the
way down inside her ass and she was able to close her
rectal muscle on her own to stop the oxygen to the candle.
The candle glowed for three hours until it finally dis-
appeared into the opening and went out. The bulb of the
candle was then removed, using a cord that had been melted into
its base. I was still being serviced for two hours after I
removed the bulb, until I finished reading my entire book."
CmdrTaco wondered if the pictures were still there, but he wondered
even more about the other slaves that were there as they entered. In a
brightly lit corner of the room was a coffin leaning against the wall
at an almost standing position. Inside the coffin was a male subject
who had been put in the mummy position, except that his entire body had
been encased in plastic and them wrapped head to toe in electrical
tape. The only things that were showing were two small tubes for the
mummy to breath through and the mummy's large cock and balls. These
were in a situation of their own. The head of this mummy's cock had
been pierced, and were now sporting a cockring that was connected by a
taught chain to the ceiling. Two more cock rings had been pierced
through the ball sack on the left and right sides and each supported a
five pound weight.
Next to the male mummy was a girl riding a wooden horse like those
used by carpenters. She was completely naked and totally shaved
(including her head). Her legs were held apart by a four foot spreader
bar that had been secured so that her body was perpendicular to the
horse. Hanging from the bar were two weights of ten pounds each to put
pressure on her pussy. Her pussy had just become the home of a fist
diameter electric dildo that was eight inches long and her ass had made
a home for a large electric butt plug both of which you could hear
happily buzzing away as she struggled. Her arms had been encased
behind her in an arm binder and straps near her elbows had been secured
around her waist. The ring at the wrist of the binder had been
connected by rope to a ring in the ceiling so that she could not use
her arms to provide any comfort for her tortured pussy. Her nipples
had been pierced and light chains were connected between them and to a
neck collar she wore proclaiming in large letters "My Mistress'
Property". Her mouth had been silenced by an inflatable dildo gag, and
her eyes blinded by a blindfold.
Not four feet away from the pony rider were two young naked ladies
whose wrists had been secured to their ankles and were hanging by the
ankle cuffs to the ceiling. They were suspended so that their backs
reached to one foot off the floor. Each girls mouth had been filled by
a ball gag, and each was wearing a blindfold, just like the others.
Inside the asses of both girls could be made out the exterior section
of a butt plug (and by the size of the section, both were rather
large!) Between the girls was a three foot long double headed dildo
entering their vaginas. The dildo was about three inches in diameter.
The girls legs had been secured together by a rope so that the center
foot of the dildo was exposed between the two helpless girls and the
dildo could not come free, and so they were not touching each others
body.
In the center of the room was a square frame of two by fours
hanging horizontally from pulleys in the ceiling. It measured eight
feet by eight feet. In each corner of the frame was a pulley connected
to a steel cuff lined with fur (like CmdrTaco's spreader bar). Hanging
not so loosely from these four pulleys was a beautiful naked girl in
her mid twenties. She had a golden tan with no lines. Her tits were
the size of cantaloupes and each drooped over the side of her body.
Her pussy and asshole were shaved clean as a whistle and her clit was
shining in the hot lights from juices due to previous orgasms from all
sorts of objects the mistress had used on her. Her head was encased in
a mask almost like CmdrTaco's with the gag inflated except that it had no
rod in the front and a ring at the top of the head. This ring was
connected to a ring in the frame by a strong piece of rope. She
couldn't move or tilt her head.
The mistress lead CmdrTaco to a distance of five feet away from the
frame which was high enough that he could not bang his head, but could
touch the girl anywhere along the sides of her body. She then went
over to her table and picked up three items. Upon her return, she
attached a hand pump to the cord and proceeded to inflate the large plug
inside CmdrTaco's asshole. When she felt enough tension in the pump she
plugged the line, and played with the cord right near his hole to see
if it was inflated enough. She felt not, and continued to inflate it
until CmdrTaco almost screamed through the gag. She stopped and sealed off
the line.
The mistress took the second item and attached it to the rod on
CmdrTaco's helmet. It was a four inch butt plug with hose (similar to
CmdrTaco's). She bent down and said to CmdrTaco to insert this where it
goes. CmdrTaco obeyed and began to move forward towards the girl. He was
near her head, and began to poke her with the plug. He kept poking as
he crawled very slowly due to the dildo in his ass. His mistress gave
him a whack with the tails and he tried to move faster. He finally
made it around to her pussy, and began pushing it in, only to receive
another whack, telling him he was in the wrong area. He tried to bend
down under the strain of his bonds, and felt the plug touch the young
girls ass. He began to slowly insert the plug as he felt the girl try
and pull away. He knew that the insertion of a butt plug required that
it be done like having sex; push in hard and pull out slightly until
the widest point of the plug passes the outer muscles of the asshole
and then it will just pop right in. He just pushed harder and harder
and finally felt her rectum give way to the massive plug. He could
smell the young bound girl's ass, and thought it was beautiful. The
mistress unhooked CmdrTaco from the girl's new addition and led him by the
cock leash to another corner of the room, where he waited for what he
felt was the longest time.
The girl on the square was trying in vain to free herself with
wild moves and pulling on every bond. She had never felt a plug up her
ass, and was in loving pain. Her mistress began to take a rope and tie
her tits in a upright position, which she then snaked the leftover rope
through rings in the ceiling and pulled taught.
The mistress went back to CmdrTaco and put another item on the little
rod. This one was a nine inch dildo. She again told CmdrTaco to put it
where it goes and left the room. It took CmdrTaco ten minutes just to
locate the girl. Again he was near her head and began poking to see
where he was. The mistress came back, and told him that if he found
where it went and got her to cum, maybe he could fuck her for real. He
quickened his pace.
While CmdrTaco was looking for the "prize box", the mistress went
over to her throne. It was a young naked girl no older than nineteen
whose legs had been bent back, and her knees had been tied using a rope
that went behind her back. Each arm from the elbow to wrist had been
encased in a spandex mitten along with the leg that matched, from the
knee down to the tip of the toes. Near her ankle and half way up each
mitten were leather straps assuring the "throne" could go nowhere. The
girls head was encased in a rubber hood with a built in dildo gag that
she breathed through. Her pubic hairs were a nice blonde color and had
been cut to be one quarter of an inch long. The girl was placed on a
swinging platform about eight inches above the floor. As the mistress
sat down on the girl she reached over to a near-by table and picked up
a can of shaving cream and a razor. She began to apply the cream all
over her throne's pussy. After lathering the throne, she also attached
a clear tube to the can and began to pump the rest of shaving cream
into the throne's asshole. The Mistress felt excited as her throne
came to life and struggled against her bonds. The mistress began to
shave off every hair from that tender vagina. After she had completed
the shaving job, she marveled at the word "Slave" that had been
tattooed in big enough letters that when hair grew back it would be
covered. The mistress put down the shaving can and the razor and
picked up a small battery operated butt plug and a medium sized
vibrator. As the "throne" began to feel the insertion of the plug, it
began to once again try and break free to the delight of the seated
occupant. Very slowly the plug was inserted, about one inch for every
thirty seconds to prolong the feeling in the "throne's" rectum. Just
when the plug was about to go all the way in the mistress pulled it out
and inserted a finger into the hole to get the muscles real tight
again. She played around for a minute or two and pulled her finger
out, waited another minute, then very rapidly inserted the plug into
the ass with great force. This caused the "throne" to buck wildly,
which did no good, the plug was home and not about to budge. The
mistress reached for the control of the plug and turned it on to a very
slow speed. It could be heard (and felt) buzzing away happily inside
its new home. Next, it was time for the dildo. Spreading her pussy
lips as far apart as they could go, she lubricated the dildo with the
juices that were flowing from the assaulted opening. Before inserting
the vibrator into her "throne's" pussy she turned the unit up as fast
as it could go, then shoved it in until it completely disappeared
inside. The young girl was being assaulted at both ends and was trying
in vain to get loose, and the mistress was overjoyed at the feeling of
the "throne's" body vibrating underneath her. That was not the end of
the session with the throne, because one more thing remained, her
"throne's" pussy lips were to be pierced and locked together so the
dildo could not slip out on its own. The mistress took the tools for
piercing and carefully put two rings in each pussy lip at one inch
apart and then melted them into place so they would be permanent. She
then took two very small locks and securely padlocked each set of rings
together. The mistress stood up and watched as the girl kept
struggling until she had no more energy, and fainted. Leaving her
"throne" to rest she concentrated again on CmdrTaco.
It was early Friday morning. CmdrTaco awoke with anticipation of the
days activities with his mistress. After getting out of bed and
surveying his room to find a clean set of clothes he left for his
session. When he arrived he noticed Mistress D was waiting at the
door.
Mistress D was wearing a regular bathrobe when she answered the
door and scolded CmdrTaco for being late and said he would pay for his
mistake. When she closed the door to the outside world she took off
the CmdrTacoe revealing the rubber and leather garment she was covering.
CmdrTaco always loved looking upon his mistress when he arrived, because
she looked so powerful. Today she wore one of her more elaborate
garments consisting of a total body black rubber jumpsuit that covered
her body from the neck down. The suit had holes for her large tits
which jutted out and each was the size of a cantaloupe with lovingly
huge nipples. Another large hole in the suit revealed her own ruby red
shaved pussy and from the back showed her asshole. She also wore a
pair of thigh length high heeled bright red shoes. The heels of the
shoes were five inches long and made of steel with a button end and
were about as round as a pen-light battery. On her head she put on a
half mask that turned her into a ruthless tigress. The mask came down
to under her nose, and suddenly transformed her into a creature with
the senses that told her the pain/pleasure threshold of her slaves.
Mistress D told CmdrTaco to go to the basement and strip down. He
went to his customary "cell" and took off all his clothes. On a shelf
in his room were some items with a note that ordered him to wear what
was there. The items included a pair of dildo briefs, an unusual mask
with a small rod sticking out of the front and only a tube for his
nose, a cock harness, a set of handcuffs, and a leg spreader bar with a
hook in the center.
CmdrTaco wasn't sure exactly how to put on the rubber dildo briefs,
so he reached for the bottle of petroleum jelly and began to spread the
substance slowly around and into his asshole. As he inserted his
finger into his hole he could feel his member becoming rock hard. He
slipped both legs through the pants and then he put his feet as far
apart as possible and bent over so that he could see his asshole in the
cells mirror, this he thought should help make the butt plug go in
easier. Mistress D had thought of everything, since the plug had
already been covered by petroleum jelly. He pressed it to his asshole
and slowly began to push it home. It was about five inches around at
its widest point, and he wasn't sure if he could handle the whole
thing. Inch by inch he saw it work its way inside him. He could feel
his muscles tighten as he pushed the intruder into its new dark warm
home. Just an inch to go then the lip of the plug would be inside the
outer muscle and the plug would pop in on its own. Finally, the butt
plug caught on the lip of his outer asshole and CmdrTaco squeezed his
muscles and sent the plug deep inside him to lock in place. After his
muscles relaxed he noticed a clear plastic tube coming out from the
center of the plug. CmdrTaco wondered if she was going to do anything
with it.
His next task for Mistress D was to put his cock and balls in the
front of the pouch. He slowly inserted his rock hard cock into
avoid coming, because he knew that he would be punished even more for
messing up the cells carpeted floor and he was already in trouble for
being late. After taking five minutes to get his member in, he
carefully fed his balls in the pouch and pulled up the briefs to an
overly snug fit. That's were the straps came in. He buckled the
regular belt of the briefs around his waist and pulled on the two
straps that came from behind the brief, through his crotch and felt a
tightness around his balls and his asshole as he locked the straps to
the remaining buckles on the brief. He began work on some new buckles
on the briefs. Three sets of straps buckled around his cock and he
buckled them to the tightest fitting so he would not be punished even
longer. One strap was right at the end of the sheath that buckled just
behind the head of his cock. The second strap was about two inches
inward, and the last was just in front of his ball sack. He managed to
get all the straps to the smallest positions. He thought his cock had
been caught in a vise and would not let go. The last of the new straps
was locked into place behind his cock and balls and secured them inside
the sheath. Looking in the mirror he saw that his cock was standing
straight out and looked totally confined and was as disciplined as
possible.
CmdrTaco picked up and checked out the spreader bar. On both ends
were ankle cuffs made of leather with a fur lining. He put the first
one on his right ankle, then attached the left. He was really excited
and couldn't wait for the session to start.
Mistress D, without warning, flung the door open and asked what
was taking so long. She forced CmdrTaco down on his knees and roughly put
on the helmet. What CmdrTaco found out was that it was an inflatable
helmet when she inflated the gag in his mouth and the helmet itself
around his head. He felt totally cut off except for the smells in the
room. She also took a five inch cord and secured the cock harness to
the spreader bar. Now CmdrTaco had to walk using his knees.
Mistress D pulled CmdrTaco's arms behind him and attached the pair of
handcuffs to his wrists, securing them to the belt strap that ran
around his balls. The strap was adjustable and Mistress D adjusted the
line so tight that his hands were almost touching the sack itself.
Next, she secured the leash to the harness and began to lead him out of
the room. He had never been in this position, and was very clumsy. He
felt a swift cat-o-nine tails on his cock, and knew he better get good
fast. The cord from his ass was dragging behind him as he tried to
"walk". She led him down a long hallway which felt a mile long and
into a room with no sounds at all (at least nothing CmdrTaco could hear
because of the helmet). Through the helmet CmdrTaco could only hear
anything spoken directly at him.
CmdrTaco had been here many times before and knew that pictured along
the walls of the dungeon were actual photos blown up to poster size.
One picture showed a girl in a leather mummy suit fitted with holes for
her tits, pussy and ass. All around the suit were three foot straps
that had been buckled at the smallest possible position. On the lower
portion of the mummy were a short strap was around the ankles, two more
straps just above and below the knees, and one appeared about an two
inches below the crotch. Above the crotch were straps at the belly
button holding the arms tightly to the mummy's sides, and two more
straps above and below the breasts also holding the arms to the side
and causing the breasts to stand straight out. What appeared to be a
special kind of suspension brace on the upper body section underneath
the armpits and through the crotch of the mummy and was elaborately
fitted to a ring at the top of the brace above the mummy's head. The
mummy was suspended six inches off of the floor by the brace.
Connected to the ankle strap was a short chain that had been connected
to a ring in the floor so the mummy could not swing. The only openings
in the head region were two small hoses that appeared to come from the
nose area; and one exiting from the mouth area with a small bulb
attached. A necklace around the mummy's neck held a box with the
words:
"Every single strand of hair from this loyal slave."
The pictured girls breasts were wound in a upright position very
tightly with a very small gauge of rope. Her nipples had been pierced
and each was being weighted by a one pound ball. Coming out of her
vagina just above the strap below the crotch you could make out a very
wide dildo with a clear tube running out of it and a thin black cord
going to an outlet in the wall.
"This mummy was plugged up three days ago. It is being
introduced fluids into every spot and drained again
after a thirty minute period. The mummy is being elect-
rically stimulated in its lower major openings to try and
bring it back to life. Mummy subject to be checked for
life signs after seventy two hours of experimentation.
The mouth cavity is being pried open by balloon."
Another picture on the other wall had a title of 'Nightstand'.
The girl was totally naked except for one tattoo on her left breast
that read 'Slave'. Her arms had been bound in a leather arm binder
behind her and she was laying on her arms. She was not wearing a
helmet, but what appeared to be a very large double-dildo gag. Her
legs had been bent over her head and her feet were tied by heavy
leather cords to rings in the floor five feet away from her head.
This position left her pussy and asshole pointing at the ceiling.
Inside her vagina was a six inch diameter dildo that appeared to go
deep into the helpless pussy. Above her vagina someone was holding a
pure white candle approximately one foot tall and five inches around in
the stem. It had a "bulb" at its base measuring seven inches around.
A picture hanging next to it showed the resting place of the candle,
and more. The candle had been inserted into the previously vacant
asshole, and Mistress D was reading a very large book by its light
while seated on the protruding dildo.. The candle had burned down
almost three quarters of the way, and in the picture you could see the
wax that had dripped down around the outside of the "Nightstand's"
anus. There was a small card in a lower corner of a second picture
where the mistress was being satisfied while reading a book by the
candles light that read:
"While reading the book I was being serviced by my night-
stand. The candle went out after it had burned all the
way down inside her ass and she was able to close her
rectal muscle on her own to stop the oxygen to the candle.
The candle glowed for three hours until it finally dis-
appeared into the opening and went out. The bulb of the
candle was then removed, using a cord that had been melted into
its base. I was still being serviced for two hours after I
removed the bulb, until I finished reading my entire book."
CmdrTaco wondered if the pictures were still there, but he wondered
even more about the other slaves that were there as they entered. In a
brightly lit corner of the room was a coffin leaning against the wall
at an almost standing position. Inside the coffin was a male subject
who had been put in the mummy position, except that his entire body had
been encased in plastic and them wrapped head to toe in electrical
tape. The only things that were showing were two small tubes for the
mummy to breath through and the mummy's large cock and balls. These
were in a situation of their own. The head of this mummy's cock had
been pierced, and were now sporting a cockring that was connected by a
taught chain to the ceiling. Two more cock rings had been pierced
through the ball sack on the left and right sides and each supported a
five pound weight.
Next to the male mummy was a girl riding a wooden horse like those
used by carpenters. She was completely naked and totally shaved
(including her head). Her legs were held apart by a four foot spreader
bar that had been secured so that her body was perpendicular to the
horse. Hanging from the bar were two weights of ten pounds each to put
pressure on her pussy. Her pussy had just become the home of a fist
diameter electric dildo that was eight inches long and her ass had made
a home for a large electric butt plug both of which you could hear
happily buzzing away as she struggled. Her arms had been encased
behind her in an arm binder and straps near her elbows had been secured
around her waist. The ring at the wrist of the binder had been
connected by rope to a ring in the ceiling so that she could not use
her arms to provide any comfort for her tortured pussy. Her nipples
had been pierced and light chains were connected between them and to a
neck collar she wore proclaiming in large letters "My Mistress'
Property". Her mouth had been silenced by an inflatable dildo gag, and
her eyes blinded by a blindfold.
Not four feet away from the pony rider were two young naked ladies
whose wrists had been secured to their ankles and were hanging by the
ankle cuffs to the ceiling. They were suspended so that their backs
reached to one foot off the floor. Each girls mouth had been filled by
a ball gag, and each was wearing a blindfold, just like the others.
Inside the asses of both girls could be made out the exterior section
of a butt plug (and by the size of the section, both were rather
large!) Between the girls was a three foot long double headed dildo
entering their vaginas. The dildo was about three inches in diameter.
The girls legs had been secured together by a rope so that the center
foot of the dildo was exposed between the two helpless girls and the
dildo could not come free, and so they were not touching each others
body.
In the center of the room was a square frame of two by fours
hanging horizontally from pulleys in the ceiling. It measured eight
feet by eight feet. In each corner of the frame was a pulley connected
to a steel cuff lined with fur (like CmdrTaco's spreader bar). Hanging
not so loosely from these four pulleys was a beautiful naked girl in
her mid twenties. She had a golden tan with no lines. Her tits were
the size of cantaloupes and each drooped over the side of her body.
Her pussy and asshole were shaved clean as a whistle and her clit was
shining in the hot lights from juices due to previous orgasms from all
sorts of objects the mistress had used on her. Her head was encased in
a mask almost like CmdrTaco's with the gag inflated except that it had no
rod in the front and a ring at the top of the head. This ring was
connected to a ring in the frame by a strong piece of rope. She
couldn't move or tilt her head.
The mistress lead CmdrTaco to a distance of five feet away from the
frame which was high enough that he could not bang his head, but could
touch the girl anywhere along the sides of her body. She then went
over to her table and picked up three items. Upon her return, she
attached a hand pump to the cord and proceeded to inflate the large plug
inside CmdrTaco's asshole. When she felt enough tension in the pump she
plugged the line, and played with the cord right near his hole to see
if it was inflated enough. She felt not, and continued to inflate it
until CmdrTaco almost screamed through the gag. She stopped and sealed off
the line.
The mistress took the second item and attached it to the rod on
CmdrTaco's helmet. It was a four inch butt plug with hose (similar to
CmdrTaco's). She bent down and said to CmdrTaco to insert this where it
goes. CmdrTaco obeyed and began to move forward towards the girl. He was
near her head, and began to poke her with the plug. He kept poking as
he crawled very slowly due to the dildo in his ass. His mistress gave
him a whack with the tails and he tried to move faster. He finally
made it around to her pussy, and began pushing it in, only to receive
another whack, telling him he was in the wrong area. He tried to bend
down under the strain of his bonds, and felt the plug touch the young
girls ass. He began to slowly insert the plug as he felt the girl try
and pull away. He knew that the insertion of a butt plug required that
it be done like having sex; push in hard and pull out slightly until
the widest point of the plug passes the outer muscles of the asshole
and then it will just pop right in. He just pushed harder and harder
and finally felt her rectum give way to the massive plug. He could
smell the young bound girl's ass, and thought it was beautiful. The
mistress unhooked CmdrTaco from the girl's new addition and led him by the
cock leash to another corner of the room, where he waited for what he
felt was the longest time.
The girl on the square was trying in vain to free herself with
wild moves and pulling on every bond. She had never felt a plug up her
ass, and was in loving pain. Her mistress began to take a rope and tie
her tits in a upright position, which she then snaked the leftover rope
through rings in the ceiling and pulled taught.
The mistress went back to CmdrTaco and put another item on the little
rod. This one was a nine inch dildo. She again told CmdrTaco to put it
where it goes and left the room. It took CmdrTaco ten minutes just to
locate the girl. Again he was near her head and began poking to see
where he was. The mistress came back, and told him that if he found
where it went and got her to cum, maybe he could fuck her for real. He
quickened his pace.
While CmdrTaco was looking for the "prize box", the mistress went
over to her throne. It was a young naked girl no older than nineteen
whose legs had been bent back, and her knees had been tied using a rope
that went behind her back. Each arm from the elbow to wrist had been
encased in a spandex mitten along with the leg that matched, from the
knee down to the tip of the toes. Near her ankle and half way up each
mitten were leather straps assuring the "throne" could go nowhere. The
girls head was encased in a rubber hood with a built in dildo gag that
she breathed through. Her pubic hairs were a nice blonde color and had
been cut to be one quarter of an inch long. The girl was placed on a
swinging platform about eight inches above the floor. As the mistress
sat down on the girl she reached over to a near-by table and picked up
a can of shaving cream and a razor. She began to apply the cream all
over her throne's pussy. After lathering the throne, she also attached
a clear tube to the can and began to pump the rest of shaving cream
into the throne's asshole. The Mistress felt excited as her throne
came to life and struggled against her bonds. The mistress began to
shave off every hair from that tender vagina. After she had completed
the shaving job, she marveled at the word "Slave" that had been
tattooed in big enough letters that when hair grew back it would be
covered. The mistress put down the shaving can and the razor and
picked up a small battery operated butt plug and a medium sized
vibrator. As the "throne" began to feel the insertion of the plug, it
began to once again try and break free to the delight of the seated
occupant. Very slowly the plug was inserted, about one inch for every
thirty seconds to prolong the feeling in the "throne's" rectum. Just
when the plug was about to go all the way in the mistress pulled it out
and inserted a finger into the hole to get the muscles real tight
again. She played around for a minute or two and pulled her finger
out, waited another minute, then very rapidly inserted the plug into
the ass with great force. This caused the "throne" to buck wildly,
which did no good, the plug was home and not about to budge. The
mistress reached for the control of the plug and turned it on to a very
slow speed. It could be heard (and felt) buzzing away happily inside
its new home. Next, it was time for the dildo. Spreading her pussy
lips as far apart as they could go, she lubricated the dildo with the
juices that were flowing from the assaulted opening. Before inserting
the vibrator into her "throne's" pussy she turned the unit up as fast
as it could go, then shoved it in until it completely disappeared
inside. The young girl was being assaulted at both ends and was trying
in vain to get loose, and the mistress was overjoyed at the feeling of
the "throne's" body vibrating underneath her. That was not the end of
the session with the throne, because one more thing remained, her
"throne's" pussy lips were to be pierced and locked together so the
dildo could not slip out on its own. The mistress took the tools for
piercing and carefully put two rings in each pussy lip at one inch
apart and then melted them into place so they would be permanent. She
then took two very small locks and securely padlocked each set of rings
together. The mistress stood up and watched as the girl kept
struggling until she had no more energy, and fainted. Leaving her
"throne" to rest she concentrated again on CmdrTaco.
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If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say he with confidance, cause no women use linux) would tell you that he would want the troll off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed geeks that no one cares about and everybody pickes on. They are never on the winning team and are always left out. Slashdot readers have latched on to Linux and the community that has arose around it; they love to defend it; even if they are wrong. Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who care about their fellow man. Trolls help the poor linux user by giving him a easy target to flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot readers a challenge, some of the trolls are harder to spot. The troll might be an easy topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a harder topic like Natilie Portman and the grits that occupy her pants. No matter what the level of trolling, it can be said hat slashdot readers love responding to trolls as much as much as the trolls like being responded to. Keep in mind that when a(logged in) troll makes a first post or gives a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying "I love you, man!" Please discuss
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say he with confidance, cause no women use linux) would tell you that he would want the troll off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed geeks that no one cares about and everybody pickes on. They are never on the winning team and are always left out. Slashdot readers have latched on to Linux and the community that has arose around it; they love to defend it; even if they are wrong. Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who care about their fellow man. Trolls help the poor linux user by giving him a easy target to flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot readers a challenge, some of the trolls are harder to spot. The troll might be an easy topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a harder topic like Natilie Portman and the grits that occupy her pants. No matter what the level of trolling, it can be said hat slashdot readers love responding to trolls as much as much as the trolls like being responded to. Keep in mind that when a(logged in) troll makes a first post or gives a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying "I love you, man!" Please discuss
If you ask the average slashbot, he (I can say he with confidance, cause no women use linux) would tell you that he would want the troll off of slashdot as soon as possible. I argue that slashdot needs trolls to be what it is today. Most posters to slashdot are repressed geeks that no one cares about and everybody pickes on. They are never on the winning team and are always left out. Slashdot readers have latched on to Linux and the community that has arose around it; they love to defend it; even if they are wrong. Most trolls are helpful and caring folk who care about their fellow man. Trolls help the poor linux user by giving him a easy target to flame, or to attempt to flame, as the case me be. Troll try to be there for slashdot readers of a wide variety of mental capacities. Some trolls are easy to spot; they are designed to be that way. But, to give some of the smarter (and that term is very subjective) slashdot readers a challenge, some of the trolls are harder to spot. The troll might be an easy topic, like the death of BSD, or it might be a harder topic like Natilie Portman and the grits that occupy her pants. No matter what the level of trolling, it can be said hat slashdot readers love responding to trolls as much as much as the trolls like being responded to. Keep in mind that when a(logged in) troll makes a first post or gives a link to goatse.cx, it is his way of saying "I love you, man!" Please discuss