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  1. GNAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A Site that Lists Systems w/o DRM?
    GNAA Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 mil GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million
    Reports Third Quater Profit of $200 Million,
    Revnues up 19%,
    Profits Before Investment Gains up 43 percent
    By GNAA Business Systems Development director, rkz
    East Midlands, United Kingdom -- Today, GNAA announced financial results for its fiscal 2004 first quarter ending April 1, 2004
    For the quarter, the Company posted a net profit of $200 million, or $.55 per diluted share. These results compare to a net profit of $203 million, or $.60 per diluted share, achieved in the year-ago quarter. Revenues for the quarter were $1.825 billion, up 17 percent from the year-ago quarter, and gross margins were 29.8 percent, up from 27.4 percent in the year-ago quarter.
    International sales accounted for 46 percent of the quarter's revenues.

    "Strong earnings combined with superb asset management resulted in positive cash flows from operations of $234 million," said timecop , GNAA's CIO (Chief Information Officer). "GNAA finished the quarter with $3.8 billion in cash and short-term investments."

    "We're pleased to report our eleventh consecutive profitable quarter, with net profits up 43 percent," said Penisbird, GNAA's CEO (Chief Operation Officer). "We had a strong quarter for our pro products, especially Gay Nigger erotic literature."

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.


    If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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  2. Re:This was to be expected. by achurch · · Score: 1 · on China Abandons Long-Distance Maglev Effort

    Here's a government memo (in Japanese) from December 1996 talking about Shinkansen construction; it mentions, among other things, that the government will pay 35% of construction costs for new Shinkansen lines. It also mentions a 20-year construction plan costing 1.2 trillion yen, so 35% isn't a small chunk.

  3. Re:learn on slide film, nothing else. by bshroyer · · Score: 1 · on Best 35mm SLR Camera for Beginners?

    Some of the better advice I've seen written lately. Eliminated the need for me say most of what I have to say, learned in my years of being photo editor for a Midwest university weekly newspaper.

    I can't stress enough just how unsexy but totally reliable and capable the Pentax K1000 is. I have NEVER seen one break. I've yet to change the battery (operates the light meter) in mine after ten years - and I bought it used. It's a totally manual camera, but intuitive, and it just "feels" good in the hand. Add to that the fact that you can find hordes of good quality used lenses for this body in any camera exchange.

    Lots of folks are "upgrading" to digital and fully auto cameras, leaving reliable workhorses like the K1000, and its many accessories, cheaper than they've ever been for the beginner.

  4. Time to get revenge on the GNAA by moxruby · · Score: -1, Troll · on Linux Comes To Afghanistan

    Listen up!

    Lacking something to do, I join the #gnaa on efnet. Below is the subject:

    * Now talking in #gnaa
    * Topic is 'GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA - official GNAA template @ http://216.82.101.38/~timecop/gnaa-troll.txt'
    * Set by JesuitX!~Snak@h-66-134-52-222.LSANCA54.covad.net on Mon Jul 14 10:08:34

    Some dick is hosting the template to allow others to quickly cut and paste into a post window...

    I looked through the server and found that his email address is:

    timecop@japan.co.jp

    I also suggest that everybody mirror

    http://pepper.idge.net

    and

    http://www.ne.jp/asahi/linux/timecop

    Now go forth and slashdot him! (or at least use up all his bandwidth quota)

  5. Soko [AI vs human enjoyment] by Derwen · · Score: 2 · on Tetris Is Hard: NP-Hard
    Analysts at MIT Laboratory for Computer Science, who have been busy translating, rotating and dropping, have demonstrated what the rest of us suspected: Tetris is hard. Technically, it's 'NP-hard,'
    Mybe they should be studying the correlation between how challenging problems are to AI, and how enjoyable they are for the human brain.
    Obviously loads of people love Tetris. My favourite game is Sokoban, which is beloved of AI researchers as it is P Space complete.
    Oh, and it's available for sed, as well as emacs :-)

    - Derwen

  6. Sure by NetMasta10bt · · Score: 2, Interesting · on Sunken City Found Off Of India
    I was there last June. I took a tour of the Mahabalipuram Temple. The tour guide mentioned the sunken city. So apparently this isn't really all that new to them.

    This site although in Japanese, does have some very nice photos of the shore temple that didn't sink. One thing to note is, these monuments were all carved from one stone.

    As seen in this photo here this is all ONE rock.

    Very impressive.

  7. Sure by NetMasta10bt · · Score: 2, Interesting · on Sunken City Found Off Of India
    I was there last June. I took a tour of the Mahabalipuram Temple. The tour guide mentioned the sunken city. So apparently this isn't really all that new to them.

    This site although in Japanese, does have some very nice photos of the shore temple that didn't sink. One thing to note is, these monuments were all carved from one stone.

    As seen in this photo here this is all ONE rock.

    Very impressive.

  8. WMMon+SMP by Svenne · · Score: 1 · on Window Maker 0.80 Released

    How many CPU's do you have? I'm using Wmmon+SMP on my Dual-CPU machine.

  9. SX70 came from Polaroid by clem.dickey · · Score: 1 · on Polaroid Can't Compete with Digital Cameras
    [Polaroid] were in trouble then because Kodak's SX-70 instant-picture technology that didn't require user intervention or a wastebasket

    This doesn't make sense. The SX-70 was made by Polaroid, not Kodak. The code name was Aladdin. See this, for example.