Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

Category: Why The Hell Not? (Part 2)

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the are-we-having-fun-yet? dept.

Here's the categories for the other half of the 'Why the hell Not' awards...
  • Best Dressed
  • Big Dumb Patent Bully
  • Big Dumb Domain Name Bully
  • The Cluestick Award for FUD in Journalism

7 of 32 comments (clear)

  1. Best Dressed: by crayz · · Score: 2

    Very simple. Jenni on Jennicam(in the Slashbox), nude. No one can beat that.

  2. Re:Best Dressed by cjs · · Score: 2

    Sorry to break it to you, but you're not the only one on Slashdot that wears a tie every day. I wear a suit and tie every day, though on Fridays I give in to casual day and wear just a jacket and tie. And of course I never go out without a hat on.

    And I'd never be caught dead in anything from Old Navy.

    cjs

    --
    The world's most portable OS: http://www.netbsd.org.
  3. Re:Best Dressed by Uart · · Score: 2

    sometimes I wear a kilt.....

    --

    Opinionated Law Student Strikes Again!
  4. Rasterman by zuvembi · · Score: 2

    Top coat and tails.

  5. NSI -- all the way. by jmauro · · Score: 2

    Big Dumb Domain Name Bully -- Network solutions...the seem to be the root of all the problems. They could always use it as a prepayment for microsoft.

  6. Best Dressed by gnarphlager · · Score: 2

    I belive that I am the only choice for best dressed; I won't repeat my reasons, but I will add that I will personally bake the aforementioned cookies myself. They shall be unlike any cookie you have tasted before, and oh you shall like the cookie.

    oh, that and the fact that none of you really know me, and it would be silly and fun :-)

    --

    Bad things often happen to good people,
    It is up to them to see that they remain good.
  7. ZDnet interns by Money__ · · Score: 2
    The ZD net interns.

    Allow me to be one of the many, many people to nominate the
    Ziff-Davis (ZD Group) in it's many forms.

    Their particular style of "rip and read" journalism, and complete
    lack of objectivity over the years, has earned them the respect
    and honor of only the most "clue starved" trolls all over the
    world. It is my belief that this perverse propagation of
    Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) puts the ZD Group among the
    front runners in the race for a firm twack with the
    /. Cluestick.

    More to the point, I would like to nominate the hard work and
    dedication of the many ZDnet interns who (like so many sweatshop
    workers in a Nike factory) tirelessly toil to cut and paste
    microsoft press releases into Jerry Bursts' article of the day.

    ZDs' blatant pursuit of mediocrity makes them a prime
    candidate for The Cluestick Award for FUD in Journalism.
    _________________________