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ROTC-Like Program for Nerds

ThatGuyAZ writes "President Clinton announced this morning that he's proposing to put $91 Million into supporting the college educations of computer science students. I'm wondering how much this might be in response to criticism that too many foreigners were in sensitive positions during the Y2K bug-fix stage. But that's just my guess..."

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  1. protecting cyberspace by BigMike · · Score: 2

    I suppose somewhere, people are thinking along the lines of a cyberspace force, similar to our other defense services (army, navy, air force, ...) who's job it would be to defend and fight in cyberspace when called on. Manning, training, equipping such a force could easily go way past $91M ...

  2. Foreign nationals in critical positions? by technos · · Score: 2

    The federal government placed those individuals there intentionally. They're cheaper to employ, and they (the FAA) had a budget to meet.

    Back ontopic...

    The only thing I can see coming out of this 'grant' is more MCSE's, BS's, and AS's without a clue. All the marginally intelligent CS/IT/IS hopefuls are near-automatically guaranteed admission to college or employment on their merit alone; Do we really need to hand out CS scholarships to people that would not normally pursue it if not for the extra $?

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    1. Re:Foreign nationals in critical positions? by technos · · Score: 2

      What I really think the government is shopping for are CS grads who will work for them. By paying the tuition bill they're forcing them into years of government wages. I could make $70K minimum walking into any tech shop on the planet and slapping down my resume. If I walk into the government shop, they offer me thirty-five. The only people who would ever take the government job are the ones who have no merit to the public sector; been fired a dozen times, code sucks, couldn't refit an Alpha if their life depended on it, etc. (Of course, there are exceptions; Donald Becker, Mr. NetworkDriver, works for them.)

      Anyone else smell 'Northern Exposure'?

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    2. Re:Foreign nationals in critical positions? by SoftwareJanitor · · Score: 2

      There are some pretty good paying (when you consider benefits, hours worked, etc, not just base salary) government jobs. Unfortunately, there are very few of them. Most of them as you note, pay considerably below what private industry would for the same work. Unfortunately, most of the good paying government jobs tend to be filled with PhD's, so a program designed primarily to get people undergraduate degrees is only going to be turning out candidates for the poorly paying government jobs. Even more wacky is that I get the same sort of salary range you are talking about in private industry even with no degree at all, and I probably wouldn't even be considered for a lot of government jobs at considerably lower rates because they are more picky about formal education versus experience than the private sector is.

    3. Re:Foreign nationals in critical positions? by SoftwareJanitor · · Score: 2

      Another option for him is to go the 2-year associates degree community college route, then get a private sector job that will assist in paying tuition for him to complete his degree in a night program (most larger companies have some sort of program like this). I've known quite a number of people who have taken this route and been successful with it. It may take him 6 or 7 years to get a bachelor's degree this way, but he will get much better experience and not have to be essentially an indentured servant to the government for a fixed period of time. Chances are he would get to his nice private sector job at 24 or 25 instead of 26 too.

    4. Re:Foreign nationals in critical positions? by technos · · Score: 2

      I interviewed for a job with the one of the federal law enforcement agencies, tech stuff and a little administration. I've got two low degrees, various MS, Novell, System 3000 and IBM certs, plus on-the-job in the exact area they were shopping for. The pay wasn't top notch, but the project sounded exciting and I was in for a change anyway, 'cuz I couldn't stand the assembly line programming job I had. They passed me in favor of some fellow with a big-name college marketing degree who hadn't touched a line of code in ten years.

      Anyway, I ended up in my current position, which I would gladly do for less money, so I guess it worked out..

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  3. To little, to late . .the 20 year fix. by Money__ · · Score: 4
    College is to late.
    The problem is in education, and education starts early.

    These same funds would be better spent on the younger grades. If this spending was maintained for 20 years, The entire nation would be more educated on CS (and also well stocked with secutiry experts) and how use and apply what they've learned.
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  4. Is he high? by Shoeboy · · Score: 2

    91 mil in scholarships in exchange for future public service.
    Ok, wouldn't it be simpler to take that 91 million and use it to hire US citizens away from the private sector?
    Oh wait, that would provide instant results instead of dissappointing results during the next guy's term.
    --Shoeboy

  5. What a splendid idea! by konstant · · Score: 5

    Hey, what a marvellous career path for a computer science major - the US. Army!

    It has all the qualities that suit a hackor best:
    *rigid command hierarchy
    *formalized attire
    *shitty pay
    *no respect from the public
    *9-5 workday
    *guns! (thrown in for ESR, I'm guessing - that clever clinton!)

    And on top of all this, you get to work against your ideals by squashing online insurgency! Wonderful! Where can I sign up?

    -konstant
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    1. Re:What a splendid idea! by palutke · · Score: 4

      Geek Boot Camp:

      This is my keyboard. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My keyboard is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my keyboard is useless. Without my keyboard, I am useless . . .

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    2. Re:What a splendid idea! by wolfgang_spangler · · Score: 2

      I worked for the US Army in that type of a position. It was a very good move. Not only was it easy work, but it was fun. Employers also look upon it VERY highly and give you more $$$ after you get out of the Army. So ya the pay is low while you are in..but it is an investment, you get more out of it in the end. And I get to play with guns and mortars (mortars are VERY fun) Wolfgang Spangler

  6. initial image by DarkClown · · Score: 5

    the first thing that sprung to my mind before i read the article was an image of a shaved headed teenager in a uniform sitting in trembling attention at a terminal while being yelled at by a smokey the bear hat wearing mean guy about how he 'just kill -9'd his buddy' by not recompiling a kernel correctly.

  7. not that much...but enough by Mateorabi · · Score: 2

    91 million does not seem like allotfor a govornment program, but consider: Even if half of that goes to administrative overhead (unlikely) there is still enough money to give about 400 people a free ride to ivy league colleges or places like Berkly and Caltech.

    Offten, these kinds of programs only pay for thinks like books and tuition, not room and board. so the actual number of people who can be funded is higher, probably arround 600+. And since not everyone is going to places that cost 30K a year. Some may be going to good public CS schools like U of MD or IL, the actual number of students benifiting from the money would be clooser to a thousand.
    a pretty good number

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  8. ROTC initial impression by Corrinne+Yu · · Score: 5

    // literacy

    More funding to computer literacy can do potential good.

    // "paranoia"

    I remember when the Feds were really obsessed with the "crackers" (literally pirate groups that crack copy protection of software and warez them out) and did these huge and invasive crackdowns that led to the Steve Jackson raiding controversy.

    And that small children (I was one of them) were offered cash per person that they would squeal on who is such a cracker. (FYI, I didn't turn anyone in. :) )

    Not that this is (or is it?) Clinton's idea.

    I don't want to see a "Big Brother" state of teenage computer coders being financially encouraged to turn in and monitor their fellow coders (most of them innocent).

    Much of coding is learning from each other and sharing information and understanding. This involves a lot of trust and friendship.

    I would hate to see government actions accidentally harming this trust, or the programming community.

    P.S. It is not if you are legal what are you afraid of? Government officials/FBI sometimes appear to be ignorant of technology issues, and paranoid of things they don't understand, and many innocent (but suspicious appearing) young children can be harmed by this.




    Corrinne Yu
    3D Game Engine Programmer

    1. Re:ROTC initial impression by Otto · · Score: 2

      I don't want to see a "Big Brother" state of teenage computer coders being financially encouraged to turn in and monitor their fellow coders (most of them innocent).
      Much of coding is learning from each other and sharing information and understanding. This involves a lot of trust and friendship.
      I would hate to see government actions accidentally harming this trust, or the programming community.


      Well, it doesn't really look like that type of a program..

      First off, forget any mention of ROTC. That only leads one to think of the "military", which is not what they're getting at. The only similarity to ROTC, AFAICS, is "we give you money now, you work for us later".

      Mainly the program sounds like it's targeted at getting more people into the computer security field.

      Computer security isn't primarily about "turning in your fellow coders"... It's mainly about preventing your fellow coders from being able to do anything worth turning them in for. The government may not realize that (I'm sure they don't in fact), but the people getting these jobs and money will.

      P.S. It is not if you are legal what are you afraid of? Government officials/FBI sometimes appear to be ignorant of technology issues, and paranoid of things they don't understand, and many innocent (but suspicious appearing) young children can be harmed by this.

      I totally agree. That's why this program is good, in that it helps to educate people to do this type of thing correctly. The government doesn't "need to know" these things, but the people who work for the government and implement the policies do.

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  9. Some Clinton Insight by spaceorb · · Score: 2

    Back when President Clinton was campaigning for his second term in office, he spent a lot of time "trying to reach" young people. When asked during an interview how appealing to adolescents and teens will help him win an election, he said "Because I don't want this to be the first generation in American history to do worse than their parents."

    I think this fund is motivated by his views on youth in America - wanting to encourage the next generation to get involved in a very lucrative field, and not some conspiracy theory. Just my 2 cents.

  10. Re:Please, no more CS geeks! by dattaway · · Score: 2

    I have seen too much brutal competition among the CS crowd. Imagine starting now and graduating in a recession. It might be better to diversify your talents to include a stronger foundation if that field dries up. Get an electrical engineering degree. You will have many more opportunities, especially if the CS field is saturated when you need a job the most.

    Start with building blocks in electronics with a BSEE, where you will build your computer, first in simple sections from latches and logic gates, to real wire wrapped monsters, complete with 8 bit bus and NTSC video. Write the software in assembly and make a crude interface to control simple devices like stepper motors making something such as an electronic bartender.

    I felt it was more fun starting from scratch with a new computer and having the intimate knowledge how to make it tick.

  11. There will never be enough people by A4Joy · · Score: 4

    I am thinking back to my first-year computer science classes. There were 180 first-years, bright-eyed and anxious to tackle programming and design and all that associated stuff.

    60% dropped out after the first semester.

    There were 15 people graduated from the department (including me).

    This was not a particularly hard program (there wasn't a lot of math, which frightens some people off). It's just that most people can't hack the program (pun intended).

    Computer science was one of the smallest departments too. Why? Well, we may be revered by business, who pay us good salaries to do relatively little work (compared to, say, a bricklayer) because we are in such demand. But do you know what the average high school student's impression (especially a girl) of a computer programmer/engineer/etc. is? Nerd. Dweeb. Egghead. They don't want to be perceived as such, so they pursue other fields that don't have that stigma attached to them. They can take their philosophy, psychology, etc. courses and earn the degrees that will allow them to flip my burgers for the rest of their lives.

    Enrollment is on the rise, but people are just beginning to overlook the usual social stigma of being a computer programmer and see that it is not like that and that they can make a lot of money doing it. It's sad--there are student in the program not for the love of doing it, but for the eventual cash.

    And that, my friends, is why we will always have a job, even in the toughest recession. Watch the psychology students starve, 600 fighting for one sales position at J.C. Penney's, while we will have our pick of the jobs.

    1. Re:There will never be enough people by A4Joy · · Score: 2

      You really have to LIKE CS to be good at it, and be good whne[sic] you graduate...

      And how do you get good at something? Practice.

      The few people who graduated didn't just sit at a computer, figure out a solution for a problem and then write the program because they had an assignment due. They, as do I, did and still do it on their spare time as a hobby. For me and for the other true geeks I know, computers and programming is an all-consuming passion. For example, I have been up until 2am the past two nights working with packet drivers and far calls to assembly routines in DOS from C. People say, 'DOS is deprecated, do something in Windows where you have the proper tools'. They shake their heads when I tell them that it's no fun that way.

      This is the spirit that is lacking in 99% of the CS majors today.

  12. Re:not that much... by SoftwareJanitor · · Score: 2

    assuming all of that $91M gets dispersed to the students

    That is a pretty big assumption. Given how the government usually works, I'd be surprised if even half that amount actually went to students, the other half would likely disappear into the black hole of Washington beaurocratic overhead and administrative overhead.

  13. Neat. by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 3
    The question is, is the government going to expend millions to have more students taught by teachers that Microsoft has expended millions to assimilate and teach MS-only comp sci?

    In short, is Clinton wittingly or unwittingly loading people into a channel that Microsoft has surreptitiously bought outright? Maybe it would be better if computer education got _less_ money so people would be forced to think about theory and write their own stuff instead of taking how-to courses on commercial products. The world doesn't start and end with programmers- huge percentages of the computer courses of the world are really "Using Microsoft Works" and the like. Do we want that to become federally subsidized?

  14. Bad Idea by 348 · · Score: 2
    This whole proposal is inherently flawed and another true recipe for disaster. This will give struggling script kiddies and l33t Haxors who cant find real employment a home. Our tax dollars at work.

    he will propose on Feb. 7, will request $91 million from Congress for computer security as part of an overall $2 billion budget "to meet our security challenges."

    91 million? This seems like an awful lot of money for a program like this. Not that it isn't important, but for a "start up" it sure seems like much of this will be dedicated to administrative overhead and not to paying the "consultants"

    "I will continue to work equally hard to uphold the privacy rights of the American people as well as the proprietary rights of American businesses," he said.

    His previous decisions and policy on privacy rights blows chucks, I hope whatever he introduces for business proprietary, and intellectual property rights is solid. Now there is way too much confusion, law suits, etc.

    The scholarship program would be modeled after the military ROTC program, aides said. College students would receive education subsidies to develop computer-security skills if they agree to work for the government after graduation.

    Lets see here. If I were a computer science major or some flavor of, and was looking for opportunities upon leaving school, what would I do?

    1. Take a GS 4 job with uncle Sam and make 30K on the high end, or
    2. Take a job in the private sector making substantially more than 30K and enjoy the flexibility that comes with it.

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  15. Information and clarification by dantes · · Score: 4

    See the following link from the President's web site containing the full executive summary of the plan. Page 28 specifically deals with the scholarship plans.

    There is also mention of setting up "meaningful" internship programs for college and promising high school students (I noticed a comment somewhere about the need to start the process earlier in a childs academic career). Please remember that this is a proposal, no details have been made public (i.e. eligible schools, amounts of scholarship, years of service required, etc.). I think this is an admiriable idea, and we should support efforts like these. If you have strong feelings regarding the implementation of this plan, WRITE YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES!!!!!

    For those of you outside the United States, if you think this plan would help out technology in your country, WRITE YOUR REPRESENTATIVES. For those of you living where your views will not be heard by the powers that be, MOVE/SEEK ASYLUM!!!!
    -la

  16. /.'ers missing the point? by Lally+Singh · · Score: 2
    IMHO, alot of us have missed the point; instead of whining about beaurocracy or overhead, how about looking at what kind of recognition this is?

    The government is finally realizing the importance of computer security. It is the infrastructure of the US now and needs protection. In response to this, they're going to recruit, and more than likely also train CS students on the field of information security.

    Hey, if you're already in school, then stop complaining, it wasn't meant for you. For those who wouldn't get to college otherwise, spending 3 years in a government job getting 1/2 of what you wouldn't have had at all otherwise sounds damn good.

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  17. Snow Crash by Heisenbug · · Score: 2

    This is reminding me too much of the federal programmers in Snow Crash -- the coding sweatshops with ridiculous beaurocracy, etc. Is there any way for the Feds to create a working environment I wouldn't hate? Barring that, for how long would I agree to work for them? (maybe a guess based on ROTC -- does anyone know?)

    I think I'd rather be tens of thousands in the hole when i get out of college than be committed to a job that might suck.

    --Jack

  18. Re:Grr! by Samrobb · · Score: 2

    Not suprising that Clinton would use 'hack' incorrectly... he's probably still struggling with what the definition of 'is' is.

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  19. Please, more CS geeks! by Otto · · Score: 2

    I'm a CpE major, and this is exactly the reason. I've seen way to many "computer people" who can't use a saudering iron, let alone understand gate logic. If one is going to go into a geek field, ya might as well LEARN the stuff, rather than just how to use it.

    I totally disagree with that. I've seen the exact opposite.

    There are way too many engineers out there who don't understand proper coding skills (because all they learned in school was Fortran) well enough to be able to create a bug-free system. The demand for programmers is huge, and these people are getting these jobs, because they have some programming experience, when all they really know how to do is sauder a board together.

    Now this is not universal. Some of the brightest guys I know are EE geeks. But the vast majority of people with an EE degree don't want to code, and yet that's the majority of the jobs out there for EE's. If you want to code, go CS as you'll learn a lot more theory, which is worth it in the long run. The EE stuff you may need to know is not hard to pick up, whereas it can be hard to pick up coding when all you know is fortran.

    Computer Engineering is a good idea, but poorly implemented at a lot of schools. It's basically a cross between EE and CS, but not getting into any depth on either one. If you're undecided between the two, then it may be worth looking at. But the CpE's I know (admittedly very few) couldn't program their way out of a paper bag. One guy I know who graduated with a 3.5+ average in CpE (he had a 1.5- overall) is also one of the stupidest people I have ever met in my entire life. He would be one of those people who couldn't understand which way to plug in the power cord.

    CS people do have a nasty habit of not being well rounded at all.

    I admit this is true to a certain extent, at least upon graduation. But you could say this about most majors, IMNSHO. The thing that provides a person well-roundedness is job experience.

    Well, that's just my take on the subject..

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    1. Re:Please, more CS geeks! by Otto · · Score: 2

      Suddenly, you seem like an ignorant, self-agrandizing jerk. Do you really think so highly of CS and intend to dismiss EE out of hand like that? EE stuff is easy to pick up? Not quite. So what if you know a little about Ohm and Kirchoff and even a little RLC or gate logic? Beyond that, EE gets VERY tough. That's why mostly only those with a true passion for it manage to graduate.

      Well, excuse me for generalizing then.

      The point I wanted to make, but couldn't because I hate typing long annoying things:
      If you're going into the software world, you don't need to know as much about EE as a EE major will teach you. Since most every EE person I know graduated and then got a mostly programming job, I feel that learning the majority of that stuff was a waste of time in the immediate future. Perhaps in the long term they'll pick it up again.

      Advanced EE Stuff is NOT easy to learn. EE Stuff that you'll most likely need to know is a lot simpler.

      Honestly, if everyone had the time I'd say do both as a double major. Learning is a never-ending process.

      As for programming, what does knowing FORTRAN have to do with whether or not you are any good? Plenty of good code was written in FORTRAN... that's why it's been around for so long. Are you so big a tool that you don't recognize that once you learn good programming methodology, the tools you use (i.e. language) are irrelevant?

      No, but the method in which you learn it is extremely relevant. Fortran classes (in case you've never taken one) at most universities do NOT teach you programming. They teach you Fortran. There's a world of difference between those two methods.

      A person who learns a language knows that language and _may_ be able to learn others. A person who learns _programming_ and computer programming theory can learn _any_ language relatively quickly and easily. Of course, this depends on the individual. Your mileage may vary, etc, etc...

      The first time I took a formal language class, it was taught in PASCAL, a useless language. However, once I learned good structured programming techniques, I was able to pick up FORTRAN, C, and PERL with little to no difficulty.

      Exactly my point. I hate to say "me too" but I learned my programming exactly the same way (except I also learned C64 basic way back when I was a kid).

      The people I've known to take the engineering programming classes (fortran) did not learn to program. They learned to make some fortran code that worked, but not by learning structures, not by learning software methodology. They learned to pass that class. That's it.

      Everything I say is tainted by what I see, what I hear. Take it in that context. If you like, preface "In my experience," to each one of my sentences.

      I admit, EE is some crazy hard shit.. One of my friends took an antenna class once, and that book had me completely baffled. However, he ended up working in the computer networking field, mainly doing programming. Why? Because those were the people hiring EE majors. Not to say that later in life that stuff won't be useful, because it will. All knowledge is good. But we're talking about preparation for "the real world" here. If you're a programmer, that hardcore EE stuff is most likely not needed.

      Now it's time for me to be a pedantic ass:
      Solder. Soldering iron.


      You pedantic bastard! :-)

      Actually, I spotted that myself, but had hit submit too fast. Very well, smack me in the back of the head with a dictionary.

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  20. The real problem - lack of OS vendor liability by Animats · · Score: 2
    The way to fix computer security is to make OS vendors strictly liable for security breaches made possible by OS vulnerabilities. This seems unreasonable, but then, in its day, so did making auto companies liable for accidents caused by vehicle defects. We're used to letting software vendors off the hook on liability issues, and this is wrong.

    Yes, it will add a liability cost to every OS purchase. OS vendors would need liability reserves and reinsurance. So? That's normal practice in other industries. The cost might be less than people spend on anti-virus programs.

    It's time for computing to grow up. This is a necessary step, and a normal one in the progress of an industry. Railroads were forced to accept liability for their actions early in this century; auto companies were forced into it in the 1960s and 1970s. Computing is now pervasive enough it's time for computing to accept its responsibilities.

    I have some concrete proposals circulating for peer review in this area, and I'll have more to say about that in future.

  21. It is Better than News by daemous · · Score: 2
    I had just been discussing this topic with a friend of mine. He's doing his thesis on what I guess could be called Internet Warfare.

    It is worth reflecting on the fact that an Internet military power can be gained for extremely small amounts of money by countries that would otherwise not be able to attack/disrupt the more conventional military powers.

    So now we have:

    Of course we also have the "Techies Day" [http://www.techiesday.com/ 600_press/620_clips/index.html] stuff going on in parallel with Gore touting the need to US techies and pointing out the extreme techie shortage.

    My feeling is that all of this is good. It is better than just the news itself. It is very good that the US government has the foresight (gasp) in addressing these current and future problems.

  22. Another bad idea from Clinton. by Thag · · Score: 3

    This is an annoying policy which is designed to make Clinton LOOK like he's doing something, but which will a) not actually fix the problems and b) have bad side effects.

    Firstly, you can bet that the majority of that 91 million is NOT going into scholarships. The 91 million pays for the entire set of programs being set up, the scholarships are just being trotted out as the poster boy.

    Secondly, how exactly is it good to be doling out money for scholarships? Yes, it's nice to be giving bright-eyed young students money for college, but remember that the money that's being given away was collected from the other bright-eyed young students who are having to work their way through school. There is no such thing as a free lunch.

    Thirdly, the new Clinton program includes the establishment of a new federal beaurocracy that, as usual, will be accountable to NOONE. Like, say, OSHA, or the EPA, agencies who are not directly accountable to the voting public but whose decisions carry the force of law. This is a Bad Thing.

    Lastly, it doesn't even address the major problem of technical education in the US, which is that the majority of students that enroll in technical majors get weeded out DELIBERATELY by the universities and colleges that are getting paid to teach them. If only 80% of the people who went into those program graduated from them, we'd double the supply of high-tech workers and researchers immediately! It infuriates me that the attitude (at Penn State, at least) is that "oh, well, 60% will drop out or become business majors, nothing we can do." That should be a mark of failure for the university! An airline which only delivered 40% of its passengers to the destination they desired would be out of business damn fast, let me tell you.

    What would I do make the situation better? I'd make the funding given out to colleges and universities dependent on the percentage of people who graduate from the majors of their choice (ignoring voluntary changes of major, and maybe not even then if the voluntary changes aren't really voluntary). Make the institutions of learning have to KEEP their students to earn their suppers!

    Polemically yours,

    Jon Acheson

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  23. Re:Grr! by dkh2 · · Score: 2
    ..."cracker" (ie, something you put cheese on and eat or a poor white boy) ...

    Let me say right now that I have never put cheese on a poor white boy. Besides, I thought a "cracker" was someone who partakes of crack cocaine.

    • Cracker: (1) Somebody who takes crack cocaine. (2) A (usu.) baked wafer to which other foods are sometimes applied prior to consumption.
    • Hacker: (1) A bad golfer. (2) One who drives a hack (a.k.a. a taxi).

    "Una piccola canzone, un piccolo ballo, poco seltzer giù i vostri pantaloni."
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  24. Re:Grr! by SEWilco · · Score: 2

    Maybe you first heard it in the 80's, but I first heard it in the mid-70's being applied to clever computer users. ("Clever" does not imply "pretty", "professional", or "perfect", but sometimes it is none and sometimes it is all of those meanings, depending upon the situation.)

  25. More CS students, but same number of good students by cpeterso · · Score: 4

    You really have to LIKE CS to be good at it, and be good whne you graduate. Those who are just in it for the money are easy to spot, both by us, and hopefully, by companies.

    I was talking about this with one of my undergraduate professors. He said that CS class sizes have grown a lot over the past decade. With a larger population of CS students, you would expect more good students, but he saw that the number of really good CS students was constant.


  26. The Few, The Proud, The Cyber Corps by WillAffleck · · Score: 2

    OK, this could either turn into a Retief-style CDT experiment or it could be the GI Bill of the 21st Century. I'm hoping for the latter, but since politicians are setting it up, betting on the former.

    I regret that I have but one rev to give to my country.

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  27. NSA Undergraduate Training Program by FleaPlus · · Score: 2

    Alright, so I'm getting ready to go to college, and while doing a fastweb search for scholarships, I noticed that the NSA was offering an undergraduate training program for students planning on majoring in computer science, language, or mathematics. I hate the NSA as much as just about any other slashdotter, and so I probably won't be applying myself, but I thought it was still pretty interesting.

    Check out the info page at http://www.nsa.gov:8080/programs/emp loy/utp.html

    Pretty creepy stuff...

  28. Research might help; more undergrads won't by Dr.+Scott · · Score: 2
    I don't see how this is going to help. $91M put into curriculum development might help. More research funding might help. But more money for CS undergraduates? Don't think so.

    I sometimes think about attacking the security problem by creating red teams that deliberately, systematically damage sites with bad security. Advantages: we get a better market for security products. A particular vulnerability can be exposed gradually over time, instead of exploited everywhere at once by a real adversary. Disadvantages: it's a nutty idea.

  29. Re:Pri/Sec schools need to grade/hold back/teach. by ralphclark · · Score: 2

    Right on, man. Unfortunately it's just the same here in the UK. Too much political correctness and not enough education, for fear of making life too hard for the little dears. Everything my kids (aged 4.5 and 6) have learned so far they learned here at home up to a year before the school got around to it.

    Your description of modern schooling as 8-3 daycare is spot on. What's the fucking use of it at all? The schools aren't run for the parent or the children any more, they're run to satisfy the "teaching" staff's political agenda.

    Yet another sign of the decline of Western civilisation.

    Consciousness is not what it thinks it is
    Thought exists only as an abstraction

  30. Life of an ROTC graduate in CS by heroine · · Score: 2

    Get up at 5am on an aircraft carrier 3000 miles out in the ocean. Clean toilets. Spend 6 months at a time at sea surrounded by ex convicts and guys who never take a shower. You're better off just getting good grades in your CS program and getting a job which can pay off your loans. There's a direct correlation between GPA and happiness which no ROTC program or anything else can defeat.

  31. Hey! Let's Do Some Math... by John+Murdoch · · Score: 2

    Okay--so Mr. Clinton wants to revitalize American technology by providing a new generation of workers with the skills for the new millennium (I didn't hear it, I didn't read it, but I somehow just know he said it). So he's proposing $91 million bucks to achieve this. To paraphrase a certain sports announcer:

    Let's go to the adding machine tape!

    • Start with $91,000,000
    • Subtract 40% for the usual government overhead (I'm being generous--it is likely more)--that leaves $54,600,000.
    • Divide by $14,000 to pay tuition and fees (this is high for most state schools, low for any private school)--the answer is 3,900.

    We can play with this math all we want: we might see this program provide a free four-year ride to a thousand students. Or the program might provide a $1400 stipend--once--to 39,000 Computer Science majors. But anyway you slice it, this doesn't amount to much more than a trivial gesture. If the nation has a "shortage" of 250,000 programmers no stipend, whether 1400 bucks or fourteen thousand bucks, is going to solve that problem.

    Above and beyond that--this is dumb. You don't want kids taking up programming "just for the money" anymore than you want to be treated by a doctor who is "just in it for the money." The whole point of the med school hazing process is to weed those guys out. A lot of kids think they'll make bucks programming--they're the ones that disappear. The programmers who last--and who are invaluable--do it because they love the challenge, they love to use their brains, and they love the constant learning process. And more often than not, the best programmers were NOT Computer Science majors. (Truth in hiring time: I generally view a Computer Science major as a negative on a resume. I would vastly rather see a liberal arts major, business, or engineering coupled with a CS minor or a distribution in programming.)

    Bottom line: this is a facile political gesture, from a president who has turned the facile political gesture into an art form.