Angelina Jolie Is Lara Croft

MwBay writes, "The Oscar winning actress has been cast as Lara Croft, bringing to an end months of speculation about who would fill Lara's shoes (and other garments) when the game makes the transition to the big screen. Read about it here." This is finally official from Eidos, after reading countless rumors in the submission bin. Good luck, Angelina! Oh, and if you Eidos guys are looking for extras, I'm interested. Update: 04/07 12:47 by CT : I remember when Angelina and I shared an issue of Rolling Stone... *grin*

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Potentials?

[Hrunting]

I mean, okay, I can definitely see Jolie filling the role of Lara Croft (and I'm quite unhappy that she'll be filling more than Lara's shoes as I was truly hoping that we'd see the more risque side of tomb raiding), but let's see who else we can think of to actually give some commentary beyond, "Oh, man, she's a hottie," and "OOG BONK HER OVER HEAD WITH OPEN SOURCE CLUB."

1. Dolly Parton
   Exemplifying boobies, like Lara
   
2. Kathy Bates
   The 'big-boned' tomb raider.
   
3. Jenna Jamison
   Doesn't tomb raider kind of sound like a porno?
4. Samuel L. Jackson
   The wise-crackin', ass-trashin', bitch-slappin, yoda-fashion tomb raider
   
5. The Pepsi Chick
   The cute tomb raider with the Pepsi tie-ins.
   
6. Tia Carrere
   The exotic tomb raider
   
7. Anne Heche
   The lesbian tomb raider

Personally, it looks like the films gonna suck, but at least we'll get some good adult film titles out of it, no?