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1.21 Quickiewatts

mobiux wrote in about the resurrection of Packard Bell PC's. michael.creasy told us about Darth Vader's MBE. An anonymous coward wrote in to tell us about the GameSpy interview of Martin Feldhausen, inventor of the 'extra life.' Thanks for helping me get through all those games! mcryptic shared the link to an online gallery of mousepad art. payneinthe told us that Randal Schwartz uploaded pictures from the Perl Whirl. Another anonymous coward told us about someone's visual response to the loss of Paul Steed at id. HerrNewton noted the symphony written primarily for dot matrix printers, and rasterbator told us about a web site for the distribution of free GNU and Open Source related artwork. Ant sent in the link to Star Wars Origins, and illumina mentioned RSA en/decryption in JavaScript. Have a good weekend, everyone!

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  1. Packard Bell by hanway · · Score: 2

    Why would anyone want to bring out a new line of PC's under the Packard Bell brand? You'd be better off starting at ground zero. I guess the only thing that can really kill a brand name is an airline crash (think ValuJet, now AirTran).

    1. Re:Packard Bell by ocelotbob · · Score: 2
      A couple other stories to add to your list of Packard Hell notorieties, courtesy of friends/relatives:
      • All in one board that was a video card, modem and super I/O board
      • RAM soldered into the simm slots. You could only upgrade to 16MB more RAM, and this was on a 486.
      • Monitors with lousy glare problems

      Now, if NEC were to make Packard Bell systems that had some standardized parts and were inexpensive, they'd have something. Although, I think that computer companies need to start playing with the case shapes, get something other than a cube. A triangular case would kick ass. Either that, or I'm still of the Cray line's toroidal design.

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    2. Re:Packard Bell by Sodakar · · Score: 2
      A semi-me-too message, but just to add a few... This experience is based on my PC, and 3 friends'. (so it's not a wide study, but 4 out of 4 is pretty bad..)

      • Power supply fan seized (and of course, not easy to replace)
      • All monitors behaved like (size - 4)" monitors because their controls were very limited.
      • System configurations didn't make too much sense sometimes. (486/33, 1MB RAM, 40MB Hard Drive, Windows 3.1) Hmm... I can run Notepad.
      • When I wanted to add a floppy drive, I needed to order custom brackets.
      • There was no way to add a modem without violating the warranty.
      • Monitor got dark after 2-3 years of use
      • Cables (monitor, printer, etc.) were horribly cheap, and often fell apart at the ends

      Most of these things can be easily addressed by modern-day upgrades. Of course, the same was true in the early 90's when PackardBell was still making crappy PC's. Basically, no modern-day advance will do them any good unless they start putting in good components in there... So, I shall wish them the best, and if one happens to land on my desk by fate, it can hang out and chat with its 386/16 grandpa.

  2. Re:Symphony for printers by talonyx · · Score: 2

    The first movement is slow and kind of ominous, with a deep continous sound, and various clicking ones layered overtop.
    The tempo increases as this movement continues.

    The second starts with a more familliar sound of a carriage moving abck and forth, and what might be a daisy-wheel printer tapping the rhythm. This is a continuous theme throughout this movement.

    The third starts with a simple squeking sound with rhythm imposed by the carriages moving in unison.
    It then has a few slashes, possibly black lines on the page, scraping aginst the ear.
    The tempo rapidly increases after this, almost sounding like a klaxon before a final slash and ending.

    I like it. Get a crossfading plugin for whatever soundplayer you use, it sounds better that way with all 3 mp3's fading nicely to each other.

  3. Another quickie: Clinton gave out his passphrase! by e7 · · Score: 2

    "Clinton first signed the bill on paper, then did his own card-swiping and mouse-clicking, expressing apparent relief when it all worked.He inserted a card encoded with his signature into a computer and entered the code name 'Buddy' -- which happens to be the name of his dog. The presidential signature appeared on the screen. The president grinned."

    -- Associated Press, 30-Jun-2000. Emphasis added.

    OK, kids, now don't go ordering quad Xeons on the President's credit card ...

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    Corollary to Moore's Law: The IQ of new computer owners is declining.
  4. Re:Symphony for printers by iCEBaLM · · Score: 3

    The second starts with a more familliar sound of a carriage moving abck and forth, and what might be a daisy-wheel printer tapping the rhythm.

    A daisy wheel printer in the symphony for dot matrix printers?! Thats harmonic sacrilige! Beethoven is probably turning over in his grave!

    -- iCEBaLM

  5. Jones' voice as Vader by Fishstick · · Score: 2

    The caption on the picture of Vader says something about being voiced by James Earl Jones.

    I know he did the voice in at least in ANH, (probably also ROTJ) but I thought he didn't for ESB (which the picture seems to be from). Does anyone else remember this or am I imagining things again? (Too lazy to dig out the VHS and look for myself -- DAMN Lucas for not releasing those on DVD!)

    That's pretty cool that he got his MBE, but what is up with getting it now for something he had been doing from 76? Do they usually award these this far after the fact?

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    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  6. Re:Maybe I'm missing something.... by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

    You are missing something. That is, the joke.
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  7. Symphony for printers by Zoyd · · Score: 5

    I thought I'd seen this somewhere before.

    1. Re:Symphony for printers by daviddennis · · Score: 2

      Sounds like a "so bad it's good" sort of thing.

      Did anyone have the patience to download the audio? I'd be curious to hear a brief description, and I never did get my sound card working ...

      D

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  8. Printers by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Really. This is out of hand.
    One day someone posts it in one of their followup comments to another story.
    2 days later, it appears as a frontpage link.

    Seing as how the page has been there for ages.. could it be that a bunch of /.ians submitted the article based on this? And now we see it keep creeping up? Get real.

    It's funny how much /. influences the mindset of geeks. I get geeks phoning me telling me about something a freind told a friend who told a friend.. who I *know* saw it on /..

  9. Resurrection link bad... by Fist+Prost · · Score: 2

    I guess the ressurection will not be televised?

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    -Jaron Lanier
  10. link wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    The link for the Packard Bell news needs to end in .html not .htm

  11. Feldhausen joke by cybaea · · Score: 2

    The Feldhausen story is amusing, but it has got to be a joke. My favourite quote is:

    The virgin detector was also my idea. Also, games with vegetables.

    Very funny, /.

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    Hi!
  12. Real link to Packard Bell article by Field+Marshall+Stack · · Score: 5
    /. crew left off the 'l' in 'html'...hm, wonder what _that_ means...anyway, here's the _real_ link

    NEC resurrects Packard Bell


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    1. Re:Real link to Packard Bell article by istartedi · · Score: 2

      Not that it matters. Packard Bells worked about as well as that link. We used to call them Packard H*** in tech support.


      #VRML V2.0 utf8
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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  13. Mousepads as art? by lucidvein · · Score: 4

    I've always wondered if mousepads would become a collectors stylepoint of the 90's. Like Pokemon, Magic or Garbage Pail Kids each have their timelines, we will be charting the progress of computer science by what mousepads we can pick up in the thrift store.

    In fact, they also make great wall art. Accumulate a couple hundred and you have a mosaic of computer culture tiled on your wall or ceiling. I suppose the similarity of having soft padded walls might make you look a bit crazy though, eh?

    Nice collection, though it might be easier to browse if their were thumbnails for each section.

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    "I have a cunning plan..."

  14. Packard Bell by antizeus · · Score: 4
    I hope for the sake of the uninformed consumers that the new Packard Bell systems are better than the old ones. Back in 1992 my mother bought me a Packard Bell. Here are my complaints: (I may have forgotten some)

    • Stupid motherboard/case shapes prevented meaningful upgrades.
    • Monitor lost sync at anything better than 640x480x256.
    • Hard drive had an ever-increasing number of bad sectors.
    • Single IDE port couldn't handle slave devices for some reason.
    Nowadays I put together my own systems, but still... I don't like to see other people get burned.

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  15. McDonalds => fries by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    Compaq => unnaturally-shaped cases (containing nonstandard components)
    Packard Bell => cheap white plastic (containing absolutely the most shitty components available on Earth).

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  16. Re:You don't say? by alecto · · Score: 2

    Excellent! When the score's above 10000, the lives just keep on incremementing!

    How 'bout (in increasing order of obscenity):

    if ((score % 10000 == 0) && (score > 0))
    lives++;

    or

    lives += ((score % 10000 == 0) && (score > 0)) ? 1 : 0;

    or

    lives += (int) ((score % 10000 == 0) && (score > 0));

    He still didn't need to fly over, though!

  17. One Point Twenty-One Quickiewatts!!! by roystgnr · · Score: 3

    "Great Scott!"

    "What... What the hell is a Quickiewatt?"

  18. Bell Canada did a cool thing with mousepads by PooF · · Score: 2

    They made their little add thingie and had it printed on about 50 "pages" of mouse pad like material, had it bound

    If one layer got dirty/trashed (they were almost as good as the el cheapo brand pads) then tyou'd just rip it off and have a fresh pad.

    Cool 'eh? Mouse pad art in a different way

    Aaron "PooF" Matthews

  19. Re:Another quickie: Clinton gave out his passphras by istartedi · · Score: 2

    I wonder if anyone's tried to get /etc/passwd from whitehouse.gov released under the Freedom of Information Act?

    FOIA has exceptions for national security, and I'm sure that's how they'd argue against releasing that information. Either that, or they'd give you a printout with lots of black rectangles where the sensitive data is. That's always fun.


    #VRML V2.0 utf8
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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  20. Re:Dot Matrix Printers by istartedi · · Score: 2

    Is this like slashdot's version of the "numbers" stations

    No. All 3 of those stories that were posted in the last 1 day have only a 33% chance of containing hidden meanings for 7 specific individuals.


    #VRML V2.0 utf8
    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  21. Re:Inventor of the Extra Life? I don't think so. by KnightStalker · · Score: 2

    It certainly does not ignore that. To paraphrase the guy, how can you compare a steel ball to the infinite complexities of human life? There's no relationship :-)

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  22. Quickie FAQ Violation by KingJawa · · Score: 4

    This posting by emmitt is in violation of the Quickie FAQ, which clearly states that quickies must contain at least two of the following:

    * Something by Eric Raymond
    * Something blasting Microsoft
    * Something by Eric Raymond blasting Microsoft
    * Something about Natalie Portman (close on the SW quickie)
    * Something about hot grits (whatever.)
    * Something blasting Metallica
    * Something trumpeting (heh!) Napster
    * Something by Natalie Portman blasting Metallica while eating hot grits
    * The Furby Autopsy link that always always always get reposted
    * My site, which has funny eBay auctions and only made the quickie list once, and that was a year ago.
    * Something blasting Microsoft
    * A bad argument about why Jon Katz is a giant giant loser
    * A good argument about why Jon Katz is a giant giant loser
    * CowboyNeal

  23. Gamespy and the *Extra* Life by fluxrad · · Score: 2

    I think what's really cool is that games are starting to take a turn for the more realistic.

    case in point: Counterstrike - the extraordinarily popular half-life mod that basically gives you one life. when you die, you're dead. No respawn (at least till the 5 minute or so match has ended).

    Perhaps, in a addition to teaching our children about violence, games will begin to teach children about the consequences of violence. It may be a bit basic, but then again, so is the video game violence. - Maybe some of these "violent" video games will show kids that, while violence may seem fun on a TV screen, there are *real* consequences for our actions...people do get hurt, and some times, that person is you.

    On one other note. I really want to say thank you to the guys over at Gamespy - that has got to be one of the biggest bang for your buck i've gotten out of any piece of software in a long time. (Linux anyone????) - Really good design, configurability without any learning curve. The only thing i could ask for is a linux port :)


    FluX
    After 16 years, MTV has finally completed its deevolution into the shiny things network

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