Linux Distribution Security Reviewed
qbasicprogrammer writes: "Security Portal has a review on the security of Red Hat, SuSE, TurboLinux, and Caldera Linux distributions." Debian and Slackware are absent, but its a decent piece.
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Except they're missing the point.
What kind of a system administrator would settle for a default install? What kind of security department would ALLOW security holes to stay open? Sure, it's part of the vendor's job to make sure their product is up to par with what's expected of them, but ALL of the responsibility does NOT rest with the people who put together the distribution!
A Detail Oriented, Security Concious, Responsible SysAdmin is 90% of the equation.
And by not reviewing all relevant distributions, they're putting their 'review' on a slant. That's like saying "We're reviewing Windows security. We're only including Windows 98SE and Windows 2000, and we're leaving out Windows 95 and 98 because, let's face it, they're 2+ years old. RIDICULOUSLY SLOW RELEASE SCHEDULE." Bah. If you're going to take the time to write something like this, review ALL major distributions. Don't pick and choose your review candidates because (rightfully so) it looks like you're playing favorites.
I for one, am a very happy Slackware user, and have been for years. Needless to say, I was quite disappointed to find a lack of a Slackware review. (Slackware is quite a secure/stable distro, by the way.)
I haven't played with Debian too much to know a lot about it's implementations and security, but I can imagine Debian users feel slighted by this as well.
(My solution to the distro war? Use whatever you like. It's pretty simple, really.)
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So you've just installed your favorite flavour of linux on your home box (as opposed to your home box office. That would be a much more impressive feat, and will give a special prize which is not an angry weasel to whoever can do it first), figured out all the ins and outs, worked some ppp magic, and are ready to tackle the rest of the world! Best make sure the world won't tackle you back!
Now, I know you're thinking "why would a cracker or skript kiddie attack me? what do I have?" Security is just for NetAdmins and big corporations, right? Wrong-o, buddy. You have many things that are just what a potential vandal might want, be they software bits, personal information (/. login cookies, for example), or just distributed processor power for the next big dDoS attack. So it'd be a good idea to keep the baddies out, right?
I'll admit, I didn't start the guru that I am. I've been attacked, and one time, actually cracked. And I didn't know it for weeks. The malicious bit of code sat running a process on my desktop, and I didn't even think to question it, as that this whole enuichs thing was pretty new to me. But eventually, as I came to learn more, I saw what happened, and how they got in.
Silly me, I didn't think to shut off access to port 647284a-3. As you're by now well aware, that's the port that listens for transmissions from the Daemon Quarlakath. Not really an issue most of the time, as that in order to summon Quarlakath, the attacker needs to slaughter the third born black goat under a Summer Moon. So, like linux security, you get one shot, and one shot only! You also need to chant several passages from the book of Lizzaft, in the original Tongue That Cannot Be Spoken. Last I checked they weren't giving classes in Tongue That Cannot Be Spoken in your averate Community College! So I didn't bother with port 647284a-3. No big deal, I thought, that'll NEVER happen.
And of course, it did. Once I understood what happened, I had to get that malicious daemon OUT of my system before it started a dDoS or slaughtering first born children or giving me a charley horse. So I did what any fledgeling Systems person would do, I summoned Taccatha, the Warrior Angel and sworn enemy of Quarlakath. And lo, the battle inside my box raged on for three weeks. When it was finished, Taccatha was victorious, and Quarlakath was banished to the Sulpher pits of Analorp from whence he came. But, of course, I had to pay Taccatha tribute for his service, and I'm still washing the blood of The Thousand Serpents off my walls. For such little things you'd never guess that they'd bleed so much.
So until next time, trkwjjoi hrrwompt snki!
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It is up to them to see that they remain good.